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(CTV News)   It's not a Santa Claus parade until one of them gets drunk and tries to start fights with families   (bc.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2022-11-28 10:19:43 AM  
Not again!

I keep telling Santa to wait until the parade is over before he starts drinking.

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Oh, not him this time. Never mind.
 
2022-11-28 1:24:49 PM  
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What the fark is your problem kid?
 
2022-11-28 1:26:57 PM  
Don't tell it wasn't those elves. it was those goddam elves again! They're nothing but trouble!
 
2022-11-28 1:27:30 PM  
Ho-Ho-Ow.
 
2022-11-28 1:31:58 PM  
It's that time of year again!

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2022-11-28 1:33:23 PM  
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2022-11-28 1:34:09 PM  
CSB: we got into a brawl with some hecklers on the street outside a stop on our local Santacon when I was in a past life; it concluded with a bunch of us Santas running from the cops (a few were caught, I have photos of them getting tossed into the paddy wagon somewhere) and a crowd of onlookers yelling crap like, "fark them up, Santa!" and "No one farks with Santa!"
/CSB
//shameful to look back on now, but also when it was considered good edgy fun by us to drink hard bar with Gatorade from a cleaned out Pine Sol bottle just to get in front of the cameras.
///kids are stupid.
 
2022-11-28 1:40:08 PM  
that's my canada
 
2022-11-28 1:46:41 PM  
The guy they arrested wasn't in a Santa outfit.
 
2022-11-28 1:50:15 PM  
Oh, so, just like my uncle on Christmas '83 '89 '94 '00 '06 '15 and his final Christmas, 2019.

Nothing to see here. I thought this was fark.com.
 
2022-11-28 2:06:59 PM  

Russ1642: The guy they arrested wasn't in a Santa outfit.


Gahhhhh! Naked Santa!?
 
2022-11-28 2:08:19 PM  
Deport him to Philly.  They know how to deal with drunk Santas
 
2022-11-28 2:53:35 PM  
A man's gotta do something to keep warm.
 
2022-11-28 3:07:54 PM  
In early Massachusetts history the puritans tried to ban Christmas celebrations because the holiday was often experienced as a festival of debauchery, public drunkenness, ribaldry and boisterous merrymaking, all behaviors thought antithetical to a religiously solemn and sober holiday.
 
2022-11-28 3:11:02 PM  

Blargosaurus: A man's gotta do something to keep warm.


Nice, Just watched that Friday night!

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2022-11-28 3:20:27 PM  
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2022-11-28 5:53:43 PM  

Floki: In early Massachusetts history the puritans tried to ban Christmas celebrations because the holiday was often experienced as a festival of debauchery, public drunkenness, ribaldry and boisterous merrymaking, all behaviors thought antithetical to a religiously solemn and sober holiday.


And we collectively said fark that cuz that sucks.
 
2022-11-28 6:38:08 PM  
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/or Canada in this case
 
2022-11-28 8:15:45 PM  
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2022-11-28 8:55:04 PM  

Salmon: CSB: we got into a brawl with some hecklers on the street outside a stop on our local Santacon when I was in a past life; it concluded with a bunch of us Santas running from the cops (a few were caught, I have photos of them getting tossed into the paddy wagon somewhere) and a crowd of onlookers yelling crap like, "fark them up, Santa!" and "No one farks with Santa!"
/CSB
//shameful to look back on now, but also when it was considered good edgy fun by us to drink hard bar with Gatorade from a cleaned out Pine Sol bottle just to get in front of the cameras.
///kids are stupid.


You didn't run from the cops.
You dashed away.
 
2022-11-28 9:16:37 PM  
Get 'em Santa!
 
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