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(USA Today)   Weather avocado of doom now threatening Illinois   (usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Wind, massive storm system, severe weather, Thunderstorm, strong winds, severe storms, Storm, National Weather Service  
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4065 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2022 at 12:20 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-28 12:22:49 PM  
Alligator pear of doom.
 
2022-11-28 12:25:09 PM  
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"And up next, adorable puppies trained in martial arts to help troubled transgender retired librarians."
 
2022-11-28 12:26:09 PM  
Fine we can panic? And eat the goo?
 
2022-11-28 12:28:12 PM  

ColleenSezWhuut: [external-preview.redd.it image 400x224]

"And up next, adorable puppies trained in martial arts to help troubled transgender retired librarians."


I miss the days when that and "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs" was a parody.
 
2022-11-28 12:30:04 PM  

Erek the Red: ColleenSezWhuut: [external-preview.redd.it image 400x224]

"And up next, adorable puppies trained in martial arts to help troubled transgender retired librarians."

I miss the days when that and "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs" was a parody.


Sick Sad World supercut (Daria) 6mins
Youtube CHe5gaUs2xw
 
2022-11-28 12:31:31 PM  
I remember when it used to just snow or rain.
Now every time there's precipitation you're supposed to hide in your bunker.

/'Scuse me while I walk to work, uphill both ways, in a blizzard.
//With no pants
 
2022-11-28 12:38:25 PM  
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2022-11-28 12:39:24 PM  

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WTF, how the hell did Bill farking Maher get top billing?!?!
 
2022-11-28 12:40:48 PM  
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He'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 
2022-11-28 12:42:19 PM  

Trocadero: macadamnut: [Fark user image 425x613]

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WTF, how the hell did Bill farking Maher get top billing?!?!


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He plays Jungle Jim.  It's quite a movie.
 
2022-11-28 12:53:01 PM  

macadamnut: Trocadero: macadamnut: [Fark user image 425x613]

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WTF, how the hell did Bill farking Maher get top billing?!?!

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He plays Jungle Jim.  It's quite a movie.


It's quite something, that's for sure.  Remember this one from the glory days of Skinamax.
 
2022-11-28 12:59:29 PM  
Holy Guacamole!
 
2022-11-28 1:01:05 PM  
OMG NO... THE PIZZA

wait, never mind, it will probably only help it
 
2022-11-28 1:04:58 PM  
Well... They're toast.
 
2022-11-28 1:05:34 PM  
With an Avocado that size, we could power the Millennial Falcon for at least 12 parsecs.
 
2022-11-28 1:11:46 PM  
The NWS info is two days old. It rained a little overnight sat/sun but that's about it. I've seen no mention of any sever weather either in the past or expected in the near future on the local news here in Illinois
 
2022-11-28 1:42:38 PM  
Yesterday's reporting of last weeks predictions is always exciting, yes?
 
2022-11-28 1:50:16 PM  
Avocado, Baby - Los Campesinos!
Youtube 4-M_m1I1uKU
 
2022-11-28 2:00:48 PM  
Hmm, no avacado today:
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2022-11-28 2:13:44 PM  
Grr:  Yay, we're doomed by the Avocado of Doom!

I love guacamole!

 
2022-11-28 2:22:48 PM  

kdawg7736: Holy Guacamole!


Holy gua....fark.

At least it's not a miles-long red-tipped storm dong.

/storm dong
 
2022-11-28 2:47:41 PM  

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The zenith of Bill Maher's talents

Can't wait for next Season of Real World, his constant bashing on "kids these days" is absolutely hilarious and not at all the sad and pathetic ramblings of an old out of touch agist bigot who can't cope with the realization he no longer has a meaningful place in this world and should STFU and GTFO
 
2022-11-28 3:11:54 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: macadamnut: [Fark user image 425x613]

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The zenith of Bill Maher's talents

Can't wait for next Season of Real World, his constant bashing on "kids these days" is absolutely hilarious and not at all the sad and pathetic ramblings of an old out of touch agist bigot who can't cope with the realization he no longer has a meaningful place in this world and should STFU and GTFO


He left you, let it go
 
2022-11-28 3:16:49 PM  

jim32rr: The Exit Stencilist: macadamnut: [Fark user image 425x613]

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The zenith of Bill Maher's talents

Can't wait for next Season of Real World, his constant bashing on "kids these days" is absolutely hilarious and not at all the sad and pathetic ramblings of an old out of touch agist bigot who can't cope with the realization he no longer has a meaningful place in this world and should STFU and GTFO

He left you, let it go


He hasn't blocked me on Facebook yet! There's still a chance!
 
2022-11-28 3:25:47 PM  
Avacado

/usatoday sux
 
2022-11-28 3:27:04 PM  
That's not an avocado.  That's what happens when Wisconsin gets angry.
 
2022-11-28 4:07:25 PM  

jim32rr: The Exit Stencilist: macadamnut: [Fark user image 425x613]

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The zenith of Bill Maher's talents

Can't wait for next Season of Real World, his constant bashing on "kids these days" is absolutely hilarious and not at all the sad and pathetic ramblings of an old out of touch agist bigot who can't cope with the realization he no longer has a meaningful place in this world and should STFU and GTFO

He left you, let it go


Left me? Oh, so I suppose you find his constant whining about "kids these" days as peak hilarity, and not the same tired trope of angry out of touch agist bigots that needs to be cancelled and shamed the same as every other form of bigotry

I never cared for the guy, always saw him as a snarky, smug piece of shiat. But he does make a few points from time to time. But yeah ... the last couple seasons seem to focus on "kids these days" and it's just farking pathetic

I do enjoy his taking "the left" to task though, they really do need to be called out for their BS, because a lot of their shiat is virtue signaling and high handed bullshiat that does more to harm their cause. Funny how many on the "tolerant left" can't deal with valid criticism, perhaps that's what you mean by "left me", but that's the part I enjoy.

I just wish he'd stop with the agist bigotry, as I said, it's just sad and pathetic and makes him sound like every other out of touch clueless old fart that can't stand the fact that the world is moving on without them and in ways they don't understand or approve of
 
2022-11-28 4:58:09 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Avacado

/usatoday sux


They really like cookies though.
 
2022-11-28 4:59:05 PM  

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Man, 1989-era Bill Maher was smokin' hot.  (That is him on the left, isn't it?)
 
2022-11-28 7:21:44 PM  
How much milk and bread should I panic buy?
 
2022-11-28 11:04:01 PM  

Erek the Red: ColleenSezWhuut: [external-preview.redd.it image 400x224]

"And up next, adorable puppies trained in martial arts to help troubled transgender retired librarians."

I miss the days when that and "Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs" was a parody.


Are the "Lesbian Nazi Hookers " available for delivery by Üebereats?

Asking for a friend.
 
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