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(AP News)   After being railed on by citizens and hitting a few bumps on the way, Europol steps on European cocaine 'super cartel,' arresting 49 who were cut out, lined up and blown away before getting together and making a bunch of calls at 430 am   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United Arab Emirates, European Union, Netherlands, Police, 37-year-old man, metric tons, third of the cocaine trade, Dubai  
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2022-11-28 2:16:19 PM  
Sounds like Europol just made a key hit here.
 
2022-11-28 2:21:40 PM  
If subby tortures that headline any further I'm calling The Hague
 
2022-11-28 2:30:25 PM  
Subby, you just had to force everything in there, didn't you?  Next time take a lesson from your mom and just let everything slide right on in.
 
2022-11-28 2:30:55 PM  
Record amounts of cocaine are being seized in Europe. Its availability on the continent has never been higher, with extremely high purity and low prices.
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2022-11-28 2:32:28 PM  

Mindlock: Subby, you just had to force everything in there, didn't you?  Next time take a lesson from your mom and just let everything slide right on in.


Subby is an asshole.
/penis.
 
2022-11-28 2:41:16 PM  
If this makes any sort of dent in supply (spoiler alert: it won't) and you're holding, congratulations, your net worth just went up.
 
2022-11-28 2:45:12 PM  
The headline then had to go to the bathroom but first remarked "Hold on, I want to keep talking about this."
 
2022-11-28 2:45:38 PM  

lilbjorn: Record amounts of cocaine are being seized in Europe. Its availability on the continent has never been higher, with extremely high purity and low prices.
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That face is why you don't accept invitations to 'party' with the My Pillow guy. Always gets out of hand.
 
2022-11-28 2:47:28 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: If subby tortures that headline any further I'm calling The Hague


Subby better look in his 8 ball
 
2022-11-28 2:49:17 PM  
"Police started investigating him after investigators cracked the encrypted messaging service Sky ECC, which is popular with criminals."

I'm gonna question the wisdom of using a messaging service known to be popular with criminals.
 
2022-11-28 2:54:38 PM  
welcome to the layer cake
 
2022-11-28 2:57:43 PM  

Subtonic: lilbjorn: Record amounts of cocaine are being seized in Europe. Its availability on the continent has never been higher, with extremely high purity and low prices.
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That face is why you don't accept invitations to 'party' with the My Pillow guy. Always gets out of hand.


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2022-11-28 2:58:52 PM  

Clarence Brown: "Police started investigating him after investigators cracked the encrypted messaging service Sky ECC, which is popular with criminals."

I'm gonna question the wisdom of using a messaging service known to be popular with criminals.


Also, why is it even legal to crack? Didn't anyone else watch Silacon Valley?
 
2022-11-28 2:59:26 PM  
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2022-11-28 3:01:23 PM  

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2022-11-28 3:01:34 PM  
In Latvia potato is only coke-fueled dream.
 
2022-11-28 3:44:17 PM  
I guess it won't be a white Christmas.
 
2022-11-28 3:46:41 PM  

lilbjorn: Record amounts of cocaine are being seized in Europe. Its availability on the continent has never been higher, with extremely high purity and low prices.
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Still better than Trump.
 
2022-11-28 4:48:44 PM  

yahyahyah: If this makes any sort of dent in supply (spoiler alert: it won't) and you're holding, congratulations, your net worth just went up.


33 tons will be hard to replace in the short-term.  Whomever is holding can name their own price.


/How many acres of coca plant is required to make a ton of cocaine?
 
2022-11-28 5:13:44 PM  
Actually a Dubai/United Arab Emirates cartel, with a few European mid-level distributors.

But we can't point fingers at Red Sea tribal bandit potentates now, can we?
 
2022-11-28 5:33:55 PM  

indy_kid: yahyahyah: If this makes any sort of dent in supply (spoiler alert: it won't) and you're holding, congratulations, your net worth just went up.

33 tons will be hard to replace in the short-term.  Whomever is holding can name their own price.


/How many acres of coca plant is required to make a ton of cocaine?


Like all commodities, the key to maxing out profit is timing the market, I suppose. If you can hit the spot in time where previously existing street side supplies have started to dry up and the big boys haven't completely reestablished supply chains yet... Yeah you can name your price.

/Somewhere around 285 acres/kilo in Columbia, less in better growing conditions like Bolivia or Peru (but you get 3 - 8 harvests per year)

//What? No, no reason I would know that. Why do you ask?

///Learning random crap is fun
 
2022-11-28 9:45:17 PM  

yahyahyah: indy_kid: yahyahyah: If this makes any sort of dent in supply (spoiler alert: it won't) and you're holding, congratulations, your net worth just went up.

33 tons will be hard to replace in the short-term.  Whomever is holding can name their own price.


/How many acres of coca plant is required to make a ton of cocaine?

Like all commodities, the key to maxing out profit is timing the market, I suppose. If you can hit the spot in time where previously existing street side supplies have started to dry up and the big boys haven't completely reestablished supply chains yet... Yeah you can name your price.

/Somewhere around 285 acres/kilo in Columbia, less in better growing conditions like Bolivia or Peru (but you get 3 - 8 harvests per year)

//What? No, no reason I would know that. Why do you ask?

///Learning random crap is fun


It'll get replaced in 10 minutes, it's part of the business.  You lose suppliers sometimes, shiat happens.  You call the next one, or more likely people way above your head already have it straightened out
 
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