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497 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Nov 2022 at 5:42 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-28 6:58:02 AM  
Some say, that he has the world's thinnest skin, and he wears a dead marmot on his head...
 
2022-11-28 7:58:21 AM  
Some say Top Gear used to be much better
 
2022-11-28 8:27:30 AM  

Gubbo: Some say Top Gear used to be much better


I made the mistake of checking out the latest iteration.

Yikes. That is f*cking terrible.
 
2022-11-28 8:47:56 AM  
Some say he could win the F1 Championships (both of them) by himself, if he cared about such trivial things.

Some say Sir Richard Branson calls him for advice about women.

Some say Barbara Brocolli keeps calling him about some "Bond" job.

Some say that Disney+ wants to make a Special Presentation about him and his family as part of the Multiverse Saga.

And some say his name is banned from all NASCAR meetings.

All we know is, he's called the Stig.
 
2022-11-28 8:57:41 AM  
Some say he knows two facts about ducks - and both of them are wrong.
 
2022-11-28 9:41:02 AM  
Some say he once fought a barracuda and it ended in a draw
 
2022-11-28 10:08:09 AM  

TheManofPA: Some say he once fought a barracuda and it ended in a draw


The fish must've been a slant-six.
 
2022-11-28 11:57:57 AM  
Leave it to the Stig to highlight casual sexism.
 
2022-11-28 12:02:16 PM  

Gubbo: Some say Top Gear used to be much better


Some say that he used to be introduced with absurd facts.

Others say that when the Americans got ahold of the franchise, they just said, "Here's the Stig"..... and I blame the Belgians.

All we know is... HE"S CALLED THE STIG!
 
2022-11-28 12:02:33 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Leave it to the Stig to highlight casual sexism.


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2022-11-28 12:08:25 PM  
Some say his white helmet and white racing suit mean he's racist.

And that he should be boycotted for making climate change worse.

All we know is he's called The Stig.

/and that you're called The Idiot.
 
2022-11-28 1:19:04 PM  
Some say the inside of his helmet smells of a crisp, autumn morning in the forest.
And that his tears would be a cure for cancer, but he has never cried.

All we know, is he's called The Stig.
 
2022-11-28 3:38:21 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Leave it to the Stig to highlight casual sexism.


What
 
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