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(National Institutes of Health)   Achievement Unlocked: Sterility   (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov) divider line
    More: Fail, Sperm, Semen, Spermatozoon, Semen analysis, Reumers J, Donders GGG, Rahavian A, absence of SARS-CoV-2 RNA  
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2022-11-28 12:46:28 AM  
Meh.  I'm a vaccinated non-breeder so it doesn't much matter to me.
 
2022-11-28 12:48:36 AM  
Anti-vaxxers' Darwin Award long game.
 
2022-11-28 1:35:58 AM  
Has anyone calculated the stupidity score needed to unlock this?

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2022-11-28 5:01:20 AM  
So I finally got it, and less than two weeks after my most recent booster. What's covid like when you're vaccinated? It was really annoying for almost three days.
 
2022-11-28 6:16:52 AM  
"A multicenter study of 69 cases...."

Hee hee.
 
2022-11-28 8:04:39 AM  
Ha, the joke's on them. Had a vasectomy years ago. Now if I could only just breathe.
 
2022-11-28 8:51:56 AM  
So, maybe fewer anti-science genes will be passed on?

/We can hope
//Current on ALL vaccines,
///Shooting blanks for 37 years.
 
2022-11-28 9:02:52 AM  
Triple Vaxxed
Had COVID 3 times

We are 5 months into our pregnancy
 
2022-11-28 10:10:09 AM  

mofa: So I finally got it, and less than two weeks after my most recent booster. What's covid like when you're vaccinated? It was really annoying for almost three days.


Got it a couple of months back when I proposed.  It was like a reverse sinus infection.  Fever and painfully clear sinuses.

So having covid can reduce sperm counts.  Guess since the fiancé and I are planning on having a kid, we will have to do a little more work.  Oh darn.

/If you know what I mean
// Wink wink, nudge nudge
/// Say no more, say no more
 
2022-11-28 10:25:45 AM  
Throw it on the pile...that nobody seems to be really concerned about:

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/Except Alex Jones.
 
2022-11-28 10:27:38 AM  
"The sperm concentration of the COVID-19 negative group was significantly higher than those in the COVID-19 positive group."

Did you consider that the positive group was stuck at home with nothing else to do buy spank it three times a day?
 
2022-11-28 10:36:01 AM  
Ha, jokes on them! I had a vasectomy the week everything shut down.
 
2022-11-28 10:41:58 AM  

mofa: So I finally got it, and less than two weeks after my most recent booster. What's covid like when you're vaccinated? It was really annoying for almost three days.


Yeah, I ended up getting it about 2 months after my first booster and it was like a really bad cold for 4 days.
 
2022-11-28 11:13:36 AM  
You're doing great.  Keep buying shiat.  we should have all of you  completely disabled before 2060.

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2022-11-28 2:59:59 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Has anyone calculated the stupidity score needed to unlock this?

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Isn't the value graph of bitcoin pretty much exactly following the curve of a flaccid penis?

* insert "high-to-low slide whistle sound effect" here*

Well, I hope those guys have a great personality and aren't prone to hand or tongue cramps.
 
2022-11-29 1:20:19 AM  
The China virus was designed to depopulate the world! That's why the Chinese created it...to make less non-chinese people! Yet, China also has the one-child policy, so maybe they intended it to control China's population... Anyway, I'm pretty sure the reverse vampires fit in somewhere...

/Studyitout
 
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