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(Yahoo)   Odell Beckham Jr reportedly "coming in and out of consciousness" and has been escorted off a plane. He must have had the fish   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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BigMax [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 4:41:50 PM  
He's alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.
 
Sin_City_Superhero
2022-11-27 4:50:04 PM  
Beckham reportedly would not leave the flight when asked by the crew, leading to the entire plane being evacuated

One guy won't leave so you tell everyone else to get off the plane?  Tazer the guy, kick the shiat out of him as you drag him off, then get this sky taxi in the air.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-27 4:59:05 PM  
That man needs a hospital.

Airplane A Hospital ?
Youtube bLpBtDRkuD8
 
Badmoodman [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 5:00:57 PM  
Beckham reportedly would not leave the flight when asked by the crew, leading to the entire plane being evacuated


Police are far more accommodating to Black people on an airplane than Black people on the ground.
 
greentea1985 [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 5:19:03 PM  
This sounds like some sort of medical event. It could just have been brought on by drugs or alcohol, but it's still very scary and requires immediate medical treatment. A person going in and out of consciousness is always a serious matter regardless of the cause. Sadly, a person in such a state is more likely to become combative because their perception is likely addled as well and might not understand what is going on. It's just a bad situation overall.
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 5:30:24 PM  
Coffee, Johnny?
 
Straight Outta Wells Branch [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 5:52:16 PM  

King Something: Coffee, Johnny?


No thanks.
 
The Third Man [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 5:53:25 PM  

King Something: Coffee, Johnny?


Yes....I know.
 
djkutch [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 6:21:00 PM  
I recall a similar physical response after viewing the 2015 West End musical.
 
OptionC [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 6:29:00 PM  
My first guess would be a visit from the Ambien Walrus.  Second guess would be Xanax.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 6:47:31 PM  

OptionC: My first guess would be a visit from the Ambien Walrus.  Second guess would be Xanax.


Exactly what I was thinking
 
Some Bass Playing Guy [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 6:57:30 PM  
During the Giant game last week, the booth couldn't stop talking about OBJ and whether he was coming back to the team. As far as I know, not based on anything, except their need to fill airtime.
 
OptionC [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 7:02:18 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: During the Giant game last week, the booth couldn't stop talking about OBJ and whether he was coming back to the team. As far as I know, not based on anything, except their need to fill airtime.


He's visiting the Giants, Cowboys and Bills this week.
 
coffeetime [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 7:08:01 PM  

OptionC: Some Bass Playing Guy: During the Giant game last week, the booth couldn't stop talking about OBJ and whether he was coming back to the team. As far as I know, not based on anything, except their need to fill airtime.

He's visiting the Giants, Cowboys and Bills this week.


Half expecting him to get on the wrong plane and end up in Cleveland.
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-27 7:09:43 PM  

coffeetime: OptionC: Some Bass Playing Guy: During the Giant game last week, the booth couldn't stop talking about OBJ and whether he was coming back to the team. As far as I know, not based on anything, except their need to fill airtime.

He's visiting the Giants, Cowboys and Bills this week.

Half expecting him to get on the wrong plane and end up in Cleveland.


Unless the Haslams meet him at the gate, we'd drag his ass off and stuff him in the baggage check on the next flight to Australia.
 
coffeetime [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 7:14:15 PM  

null: coffeetime: OptionC: Some Bass Playing Guy: During the Giant game last week, the booth couldn't stop talking about OBJ and whether he was coming back to the team. As far as I know, not based on anything, except their need to fill airtime.

He's visiting the Giants, Cowboys and Bills this week.

Half expecting him to get on the wrong plane and end up in Cleveland.

Unless the Haslams meet him at the gate, we'd drag his ass off and stuff him in the baggage check on the next flight to Australia.


I don't think he ever got the credit he deserved for NEVER running the route he was supposed to.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 7:27:52 PM  
He was communicating with the Other World.
 
greentea1985 [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 7:51:50 PM  

OptionC: My first guess would be a visit from the Ambien Walrus.  Second guess would be Xanax.


I kind of hope it's just that. Anything else would be a lot more serious
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 8:01:50 PM  
They say he "refused" to put his seatbelt on. He says he was asleep with a blanket over his head.

Even if that's true, what kind of jackass sits down on a plane and doesn't just buckle up before putting a blanket over your head and going to sleep?

Don't answer that.
 
rickythepenguin
2022-11-27 9:17:37 PM  
He'll pick a team the Saturday before the Super Bowl.  Gravy training a ring the same way Carmelo Anthony and Karl Malone did.  Oh wait....
 
Wessoman
2022-11-27 9:27:07 PM  
I sure picked the wrong day to stop taking amphetamines.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 9:32:52 PM  
How to behave when you are seeking employment
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 9:53:50 PM  
This injury timeout helps the Eagles decide what to do, but could help the Packers with time if the Eagles go for it and don't get it.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 9:55:13 PM  
Yeah, don't call timeout. That's a ton of time if you have two timeouts in your pocket.

I mean, assuming they know how to work this situation.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 9:56:10 PM  
That might have been a good penalty to take. Give them five yards...down doesn't matter right now. May have stopped a TD throw.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 9:57:17 PM  
Like that. GB may take one shot, but most likely they just kneel it unless they get a great kickoff return.
 
Shakes999
2022-11-27 9:58:43 PM  
Sure picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 9:59:05 PM  
Hahaha...wrong thread.
 
EvilToni [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-27 10:05:39 PM  

Shakes999: Sure picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!


Odell or Jay?
 
MSkow
2022-11-27 10:08:05 PM  
Surely you can't be serious.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 10:11:50 PM  

jaylectricity: Hahaha...wrong thread.


;-)

I was right there with you!
 
Social Justice Warlock
2022-11-27 10:13:03 PM  

BigMax: He's alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.


Too soon, dude.
/Boobies so waaay too soon
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 10:13:28 PM  

EvilToni: Shakes999: Sure picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

Odell or Jay?


That was my same thought when I read Shakes's comment.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 10:14:36 PM  

johnny_vegas: jaylectricity: Hahaha...wrong thread.

;-)

I was right there with you!


I'm spreading the reach of the game to other markets...other markets that are just threads about other players in the same league.
 
Social Justice Warlock
2022-11-27 10:18:09 PM  

EvilToni: Shakes999: Sure picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

Odell or Jay?


Yes
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 10:18:27 PM  
Beckham's attorney released a statement late Sunday saying Beckham was sleeping, which is why he did not comply with the flight crew at first. Beckham eventually woke up and reportedly stated he would comply, but was told it was too late. Beckham's attorney blamed an "overzealous flight attendant" who, "wanted to prove that he had the authority to have Mr. Beckham removed from the flight" for the disturbance.

Flight attendants deal with a thousand passengers a day.  They're trained observers.  They know when you're farked up and are going to become a major problem 1 hour into the flight.

Such a promising talent with such a bad mind.
 
Social Justice Warlock
2022-11-27 10:18:47 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: BigMax: He's alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.

Too soon, dude.
/Boobies so waaay too soon


I put spaces between the letters and it STILL filterpwns me?!??
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-11-27 10:19:40 PM  

greentea1985: This sounds like some sort of medical event. It could just have been brought on by drugs or alcohol, but it's still very scary and requires immediate medical treatment. A person going in and out of consciousness is always a serious matter regardless of the cause. Sadly, a person in such a state is more likely to become combative because their perception is likely addled as well and might not understand what is going on. It's just a bad situation overall.


This happened to me earlier today. Nobody around me was terrified. They were all "yeah dumbass told you not to take that second edible"

I'm a dumbass and I took that second edible.
 
iron_city_ap
2022-11-27 10:40:41 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Beckham reportedly would not leave the flight when asked by the crew, leading to the entire plane being evacuated

One guy won't leave so you tell everyone else to get off the plane?  Tazer the guy, kick the shiat out of him as you drag him off, then get this sky taxi in the air.


With an airplane full of people who all have cell phones?

That's why they 'evacuated' the plane. No recordings that way.
 
The Smails Kid
2022-11-27 10:44:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Beckham's attorney released a statement late Sunday saying Beckham was sleeping, which is why he did not comply with the flight crew at first. Beckham eventually woke up and reportedly stated he would comply, but was told it was too late. Beckham's attorney blamed an "overzealous flight attendant" who, "wanted to prove that he had the authority to have Mr. Beckham removed from the flight" for the disturbance.

Flight attendants deal with a thousand passengers a day.  They're trained observers.  They know when you're farked up and are going to become a major problem 1 hour into the flight.

Such a promising talent with such a bad mind.


We found the Fark account for the PR rep for the flight attendants' union.
 
Rapmaster2000 [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 10:47:45 PM  

The Smails Kid: Rapmaster2000: Beckham's attorney released a statement late Sunday saying Beckham was sleeping, which is why he did not comply with the flight crew at first. Beckham eventually woke up and reportedly stated he would comply, but was told it was too late. Beckham's attorney blamed an "overzealous flight attendant" who, "wanted to prove that he had the authority to have Mr. Beckham removed from the flight" for the disturbance.

Flight attendants deal with a thousand passengers a day.  They're trained observers.  They know when you're farked up and are going to become a major problem 1 hour into the flight.

Such a promising talent with such a bad mind.

We found the Fark account for the PR rep for the flight attendants' union.


Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!
 
links136
2022-11-27 11:07:20 PM  
Yes I remember, I had the lasagna
 
browneye [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-11-28 12:25:30 AM  

greentea1985: This sounds like some sort of medical event. It could just have been brought on by drugs or alcohol, but it's still very scary and requires immediate medical treatment. A person going in and out of consciousness is always a serious matter regardless of the cause. Sadly, a person in such a state is more likely to become combative because their perception is likely addled as well and might not understand what is going on. It's just a bad situation overall.


More than enough reason to evacuate the plane.
 
CrazyCurt
2022-11-28 1:16:17 AM  
Not ONE Cartman dot jpg?

3.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size


/ Fark you disappoint.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-28 6:55:02 AM  

Social Justice Warlock: Social Justice Warlock: BigMax: He's alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.

Too soon, dude.
/Boobies so waaay too soon

I put spaces between the letters and it STILL filterpwns me?!??


Spaces don't work. Only some special characters.

f*i*r*s*t post
Boobies
Boobies

*
-
_
 
KerryKlu
2022-11-28 7:18:09 AM  
Eff him.  He's a primadonna and a moron.  Again, as stated earlier, who puts a blanket over their head and goes to sleep on an airplane without first buckling up?

/maybe it was the blue hair dye
//primadonnna
///moron
 
BigMax [TotalFark]
2022-11-28 8:04:12 AM  

Social Justice Warlock: BigMax: He's alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.

Too soon, dude.
/Boobies so waaay too soon


Too soon?  But we attack Drambuie at dawn, coming in low, from the North.
 
DRTFA
2022-11-28 8:35:08 AM  

BigMax: Social Justice Warlock: BigMax: He's alive, but unconscious.

Just like Gerald Ford.

Too soon, dude.
/Boobies so waaay too soon

Too soon?  But we attack Drambuie at dawn, coming in low, from the North.


So Striker went back and taught them football.
 
RedZoneTuba [TotalFark]
2022-11-28 10:58:22 AM  
Flying to an important job interview with millions of dollars on the line?...
Spend it Like Beckham!
(in airport security, that is)
 
151 [OhFark]
2022-11-28 12:25:06 PM  

151: greentea1985: This sounds like some sort of medical event. It could just have been brought on by drugs or alcohol, but it's still very scary and requires immediate medical treatment. A person going in and out of consciousness is always a serious matter regardless of the cause. Sadly, a person in such a state is more likely to become combative because their perception is likely addled as well and might not understand what is going on. It's just a bad situation overall.

This happened to me earlier today. Nobody around me was terrified. They were all "yeah dumbass told you not to take that second edible"

I'm a dumbass and I took that second edible.


Here I am, almost 24 hours later. High as giraffe pussy. Still. Who the fark let's me go out in public
 
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