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(MSN)   In the absence of accomplishment, DeSatan hopes to win the presidency by being the biggest dick in the GQP   (msn.com) divider line
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2415 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Nov 2022 at 8:17 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-27 2:12:56 PM  
The momentum for maga-moranism is already fading and DeathSantis brings nothing new to the table.
 
2022-11-27 2:14:31 PM  

SpectroBoy: The momentum for maga-moranism is already fading and DeathSantis brings nothing new to the table.


Still, we should not turn our backs on the threat. They said the same thing about Hitler, too.

/Godwinned, I know
//But history does rhyme
 
2022-11-27 2:17:32 PM  

tudorgurl: SpectroBoy: The momentum for maga-moranism is already fading and DeathSantis brings nothing new to the table.

Still, we should not turn our backs on the threat. They said the same thing about Hitler, too.

/Godwinned, I know
//But history does rhyme


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Furthermore...
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2022-11-27 2:19:08 PM  
Being ... not having.
 
2022-11-27 2:24:40 PM  
Can Ron DeSantis ride the culture war to the White House?

The new Congress hasn't even been seated, and rather than talk about government and policy, everyone is already talking about a Trump/DeSantis steel cage match.

They're going to talk about DeSantis cynically using culture war and pretend that they'd rather be talking about something else, but these awful people are making them talk about culture war.  "DeSantis forced us to write clickbait!"
 
2022-11-27 4:06:51 PM  

tudorgurl: SpectroBoy: The momentum for maga-moranism is already fading and DeathSantis brings nothing new to the table.

Still, we should not turn our backs on the threat. They said the same thing about Hitler, too.


Fair point.
We DO need to pay attention, but there is hope the MAGA moment is passing.
 
2022-11-27 5:31:19 PM  
THERE IS ANOTHER

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and the m-f'er just won reelection, along with the rest of his Axis of Evil.
 
2022-11-27 6:01:07 PM  
we ignore this motherfarker, the base won't know who to trigger.
 
2022-11-27 6:02:15 PM  
I read that twice as "having the biggest dick in the GQP," and then had to pause and wonder, decide that it was unlikely, then shudder as my brain started imagining...things.

I think I'll go look at pics of kittens and gallivanting baby goats for a while.

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2022-11-27 7:14:58 PM  
The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.
 
2022-11-27 7:47:25 PM  

JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.


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2022-11-27 8:20:18 PM  
I mean....I'm 1000% in favor of the Red Hats of excluding groups of potential voters from their pity party...
 
2022-11-27 8:22:52 PM  
DeSantis is the biggest lock for the GOP nomination since Jeb!
 
2022-11-27 8:25:34 PM  

Naido: Can Ron DeSantis ride the culture war to the White House?

The new Congress hasn't even been seated, and rather than talk about government and policy, everyone is already talking about a Trump/DeSantis steel cage match.

They're going to talk about DeSantis cynically using culture war and pretend that they'd rather be talking about something else, but these awful people are making them talk about culture war.  "DeSantis forced us to write clickbait!"


That's because with a republican house, government and policy are dead on arrival. While the slim majority will take some of the more excessive actions off the table, no one capable of getting himself chosen as their speaker will call a vote on a bill to keep America from getting anything more than threadbare life support in between the 17 laptop committees.
 
2022-11-27 8:27:19 PM  
fark yeah time for some puny dick jokes
 
2022-11-27 8:27:23 PM  
44? That farker is only 10 years older than me WTF. That's a hard 44...
 
2022-11-27 8:29:04 PM  

Therion: THERE IS ANOTHER

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and the m-f'er just won reelection, along with the rest of his Axis of Evil.


I'm still thinking fascist Tom Cotton might sneak through.
 
2022-11-27 8:29:44 PM  
Being the biggest dick in the GOP would actually be quite an accomplishment; there is a LOT of competition.
 
2022-11-27 8:29:50 PM  
If he wants to become the biggest dick in the GOP he certainly has his work cut out for him, considering who he has for competition.

//I imagine having the biggest dick among them would be a much easier goal
/So long as you're packing anything bigger than a tootsie roll
 
2022-11-27 8:30:51 PM  
Josh Hawley will run but I doubt Gregg Abbott ever will again.
 
2022-11-27 8:34:18 PM  
I can certainly see how taking away trans rights and prohibiting taking about anything mean or bad the United States has done in the past could totally solve inflation and pay equity issues.
 
2022-11-27 8:34:54 PM  

skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

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DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

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2022-11-27 8:41:33 PM  
That headline contradicts itself. The only 'achievements' the GQP cares about involve being the biggest asshole possible. They certainly aren't interested in a candidate actually helping people.
 
2022-11-27 8:43:36 PM  
He's a card carrying Nazi.
 
2022-11-27 8:43:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

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DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

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3 inches taller, talked like a weenie, no swag, ELECTED TWICE!
 
2022-11-27 8:45:59 PM  

nullptr: 44? That farker is only 10 years older than me WTF. That's a hard 44...


I can't believe he's younger than I am.  Evil really farks you up.
 
2022-11-27 8:46:51 PM  

skybird659: Rapmaster2000: skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

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DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

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3 inches taller, talked like a weenie, no swag, ELECTED TWICE!


Needed to sabotage the Vietnam War and ransack his opponent's HQ to get elected.
 
2022-11-27 8:47:23 PM  

Naido: Can Ron DeSantis ride the culture war to the White House?

The new Congress hasn't even been seated, and rather than talk about government and policy, everyone Republican is already talking about a Trump/DeSantis steel cage match Hunter Biden investigation.

They're going to talk about DeSantis cynically using culture war Hunter Biden's Laptop and pretend that they'd rather be talking about something else, but these awful people are making them talk about culture war Hunter Biden.  "DeSantis forced us to write clickbait!"


FTFY
 
2022-11-27 8:48:37 PM  
The Cruelty Is The PointTM
 
2022-11-27 8:49:48 PM  

Megathuma: I read that twice as "having the biggest dick in the GQP," and then had to pause and wonder, decide that it was unlikely, then shudder as my brain started imagining...things.

I think I'll go look at pics of kittens and gallivanting baby goats for a while.

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He really does - he's notorious.  All the other republicans are envious of his monstrous 3 inch dong
 
2022-11-27 8:50:11 PM  
America has already proven a Black man will be elected President before an I-tailian.
 
2022-11-27 8:50:32 PM  

LordJiro: skybird659: Rapmaster2000: skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

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DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

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3 inches taller, talked like a weenie, no swag, ELECTED TWICE!

Needed to sabotage the Vietnam War and ransack his opponent's HQ to get elected.


And DeSantis could never pull off the Checkers speech.  It was genius.
 
2022-11-27 8:51:30 PM  
Just as stupid, but twice as dangerous.

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2022-11-27 8:52:45 PM  
Wait - so did he win Florida after he enforced a 'no peeking' policy when it came to vote tabulation? I don't know that he'd be able to do they on Country wide scale. That grift sounds too lofty.
 
2022-11-27 8:52:50 PM  

SpectroBoy: The momentum for maga-moranism is already fading and DeathSantis brings nothing new to the table.


Yeah, and there's no way Trump is gonna win in 2016 either.

/I will NEVER again be complacent about the Repub party
//I will NEVER again underestimate the stupidity of the American voting public
///I will NEVER again utter the phrase "There's no farking way..." when it comes to the U.S. political scene
 
2022-11-27 8:53:48 PM  
Worked for the draft dodger, it's not like anything has changed.
 
2022-11-27 8:54:37 PM  

LordJiro: That headline contradicts itself. The only 'achievements' the GQP cares about involve being the biggest asshole possible. They certainly aren't interested in a candidate actually helping people.


Not only that, they will straight up say, explicitly right to your face, that they will actively kick themselves in the face if they think it will also hurt a nonwhite person.

So given that the GQP is a trash fire on top of a tire dump with mercury and nuclear waste sprinked on top...

What the hell is the Democratic party's plan? Normally it's taken for granted that the 1st term incumbent runs for reelection, but Biden is going to be 80. Kamala Harris is nonexistent as far as I can tell. Forget sending any more Democrats out of Congress, esp the Senate. Gavin Newsom comes off as a douche. Secretary of State Fagin?

Aside... I actually had to look up who SoS was. I am so happy that we have a normal, functioning executive branch where I don't know all the Cabinet members' names because they're all dumpster fires.
 
2022-11-27 8:55:50 PM  
Wasn't the "culture war" supposed to give Republicans a "Red Tsunami" this year instead of a trickle?
 
2022-11-27 8:58:09 PM  

BMFPitt: DeSantis is the biggest lock for the GOP nomination since Jeb!


The difference is that people actually clap for DeSantis.
 
2022-11-27 8:58:20 PM  

LordJiro: skybird659: Rapmaster2000: skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

[mediaproxy.salon.com image 699x466]

DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

[frinkiac.com image 640x480]

3 inches taller, talked like a weenie, no swag, ELECTED TWICE!

Needed to sabotage the Vietnam War and ransack his opponent's HQ to get elected.

Re-elected.
How do you sabotage an non-war that was sabotaged well before he was ever in office?
 
2022-11-27 8:58:35 PM  
He's a "woke" Republican.  Democrats can beat him to death with his own bullshiat theme song.
 
2022-11-27 9:01:51 PM  
"The governor has proposed legislation to prohibit banks from discriminating against customers for their religious, political or social beliefs."

I thought Hobby Lobby decided otherwise.
 
2022-11-27 9:02:11 PM  

FnkyTwn: Just as stupid, but twice as dangerous.

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That no one told him about that before he appeared in public is proof positive he has no friends.
 
2022-11-27 9:05:28 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Therion: THERE IS ANOTHER

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and the m-f'er just won reelection, along with the rest of his Axis of Evil.

I'm still thinking fascist Tom Cotton might sneak through.


I don't think the Republicans are going to run out of utter dickweeds any time soon.
 
2022-11-27 9:08:21 PM  

skybird659: Rapmaster2000: skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

[mediaproxy.salon.com image 699x466]

DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

[frinkiac.com image 640x480]

3 inches taller, talked like a weenie, no swag, ELECTED TWICE!


When I say DeSantis talks like a weenie, I mean his actual speaking voice, not his rhetoric. He sounds like a nerd. Nixon had some gruff to his voice.

He also had some swag:
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2022-11-27 9:11:26 PM  
...the Republican Jewish Coalition held what some attendees cheekily called a "kosher cattle call" for potential candidates.

"Hello Jews!", said the candidates.  "Everyone please get into these cattle cars for the kosher cattle call."
 
2022-11-27 9:14:21 PM  
Greil:

That's because with a republican house, government and policy are dead on arrival. While the slim majority will take some of the more excessive actions off the table, no one capable of getting himself chosen as their speaker will call a vote on a bill to keep America from getting anything more than threadbare life support in between the 17 laptop committees.

Oh, God.  One for each laptop.
 
2022-11-27 9:14:50 PM  
Fark the corporate-controlled media.
 
2022-11-27 9:14:56 PM  
Jews supporting fascism is quite the plot twist.
 
2022-11-27 9:15:42 PM  

JerseyTim: skybird659: Rapmaster2000: skybird659: JerseyTim: The dude is 5'7, talks like a weenie, and has no swag. He's not presidential material.

[mediaproxy.salon.com image 699x466]

DeSantis is a schemer and consumed by vengeance, but he's not even in the same league Dick Nixon.

[frinkiac.com image 640x480]

3 inches taller, talked like a weenie, no swag, ELECTED TWICE!

When I say DeSantis talks like a weenie, I mean his actual speaking voice, not his rhetoric. He sounds like a nerd. Nixon had some gruff to his voice.

He also had some swag:
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That's not swag. That's obligatory So.Cal. 'weener' shot. Shoes, shirt and pants, no umbrella drink by the pool? Hell, no umbrella? Swag? LOL!
 
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