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2022-11-27 1:45:56 PM  
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... *facepalm*
 
2022-11-27 2:16:06 PM  
Sacrilege. And the link tried to get me to install "Vice"

This is of Satan

Just kiddin.

This is going to be a fun game
To hack
 
2022-11-27 2:24:14 PM  
I hope Satan is easier to defeat than Malenia.
 
2022-11-27 3:07:28 PM  
The mods on Steam will be epic. Caliente's nosy mod for Mary Magdeline will pair nicely with "Schlongs of Sumerians"
 
2022-11-27 3:32:04 PM  
No need for a simulation, I already know how to turn water to wine.
 
2022-11-27 6:13:27 PM  
You're not making Christianity better, you're making video games worse.

/ Hank Hill
 
2022-11-27 6:43:29 PM  
What happens if you type in "iddqd"?
 
2022-11-27 7:19:12 PM  
Which game is grounded in reality better? This Jesus game or Bioshock?
 
2022-11-27 7:29:40 PM  
In fact, this is not even Jesus's debut in the gaming medium - in 2017, he had a cameo in Fight of Gods, a fighting game by Taiwanese developer Digital Crafter, where important figures of different world religions faced off in a series of epic smackdowns. The game ended up being banned in Singapore and Malaysia due to its religious contents.

Jesus was in South Park: The Stick of Truth and that came out in 2014.
 
2022-11-27 7:35:16 PM  
Meh, I'll wait for the dinosaur DLC before I buy it.
 
2022-11-27 8:00:34 PM  

Lsherm: In fact, this is not even Jesus's debut in the gaming medium - in 2017, he had a cameo in Fight of Gods, a fighting game by Taiwanese developer Digital Crafter, where important figures of different world religions faced off in a series of epic smackdowns. The game ended up being banned in Singapore and Malaysia due to its religious contents.

Jesus was in South Park: The Stick of Truth and that came out in 2014.

Bible Adventures is a Christian video game by Wisdom Tree first released in 1991 for the Nintendo Entertainment System, and ported to the Mega Drive/Genesis in 1995.


As long as any given platform exists, there's Christian hucksters to exploit it. Sometimes in misguided thoughts that it's for good, often for profit.
 
2022-11-27 8:31:11 PM  
I'm dying to play the Feeding of the Multitudes in the crafting and cooking part of the game.

/Jesus, we need a rush of 4000 tilapia platters, with a side of bread, olives, and grape leaves maybe.
//and oh, I forgot, could you miracle in some more wine, greatly appreciated.
 
2022-11-27 8:35:05 PM  
DNRTFA but yes, subby, yes
 
2022-11-27 8:42:07 PM  

gameshowhost: [Fark user image 800x450]

... *facepalm*


Wait, so you beat the end boss and die anyway? This game sucks.
 
2022-11-27 8:43:40 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: gameshowhost: [Fark user image 800x450]

... *facepalm*

Wait, so you beat the end boss and die anyway? This game sucks.


Yeah, but there's a free guy you can use three days later.
 
2022-11-27 8:47:02 PM  

Lsherm: In fact, this is not even Jesus's debut in the gaming medium - in 2017, he had a cameo in Fight of Gods, a fighting game by Taiwanese developer Digital Crafter, where important figures of different world religions faced off in a series of epic smackdowns. The game ended up being banned in Singapore and Malaysia due to its religious contents.

Jesus was in South Park: The Stick of Truth and that came out in 2014.

The You Testament

is from 2008.

The You Testament Review (PC) (Bimmyandjimmy.com)
Youtube CusL0qLgLik
 
2022-11-27 8:53:59 PM  
The premise of the video game is to recap Jesus's actual life events
 
2022-11-27 9:22:06 PM  
Can't wait for Sim Noah's Ark, with the two male lions barfing
 
2022-11-27 9:32:55 PM  
A fps in which the player is in permanent full-time God Mode? Fun.
 
2022-11-27 9:39:53 PM  
Can you Lazarus the f*ck out of everyone?
 
2022-11-27 9:59:14 PM  

baron von doodle: Manfred J. Hattan: gameshowhost: [Fark user image 800x450]

... *facepalm*

Wait, so you beat the end boss and die anyway? This game sucks.

Yeah, but there's a free guy you can use three days later.


Fair enough. And of course you never have to worry about losing your prior characters.
 
2022-11-27 10:04:46 PM  
So you get to be a Black guy who takes care of others and only raises a hand against capitalism, right?
 
2022-11-27 11:10:21 PM  
They should have made it a role playing game. Your options are all "What would Jesus do" choices. At the end, if you made evil choices then you'd see Satan ruling a world of tormented people. This world would look suspiciously like ours. If you made good choices then Satan would still be ruling the world but people in the game would be happy because an end game message says your character will be returning in the sequel.
 
2022-11-28 7:17:53 AM  
No, because there's no such place as hell.

\or heaven
\\there is, however, a pretty good album by Vangelis
 
2022-11-28 7:19:12 AM  

crustysandman: No need for a simulation, I already know how to turn water to wine.


Jesus invested fast-acting yeast.
 
2022-11-28 11:53:01 AM  

crustysandman: No need for a simulation, I already know how to turn water to wine.


I know how to turn beer into pee.
 
2022-11-28 12:55:26 PM  

Birnone: They should have made it a role playing game. Your options are all "What would Jesus do" choices. At the end, if you made evil choices then you'd see Satan ruling a world of tormented people. This world would look suspiciously like ours. If you made good choices then Satan would still be ruling the world but people in the game would be happy because an end game message says your character will be returning in the sequel.


Farking dammit, you just proposed a visual novel

/code in some anime tiddies and you got yourself a game
 
2022-11-28 1:19:45 PM  

Zik-Zak: Farking dammit, you just proposed a visual novel

/code in some anime tiddies and you got yourself a game


Seeing Mary topless:

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2022-11-28 1:24:32 PM  

Yaw String: Zik-Zak: Farking dammit, you just proposed a visual novel

/code in some anime tiddies and you got yourself a game

Seeing Mary topless:

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You get that when playing as Baby Jesus during the breastfeeding minigame.
 
2022-11-28 3:09:50 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: gameshowhost: [Fark user image 800x450]

... *facepalm*

Wait, so you beat the end boss and die anyway? This game sucks.


The kick is that the end boss is yourself, hopefully that's not a spoiler.

A mod should be done in the style of Redneck Rampage
 
2022-11-28 4:35:18 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: gameshowhost: [Fark user image 800x450]

... *facepalm*

Wait, so you beat the end boss and die anyway? This game sucks.


If you're not sold on the Laser Hands Jesus then I don't know what to tell you.
 
2022-11-28 8:58:56 PM  

gameshowhost: [Fark user image image 800x450]

... *facepalm*


Wait, you fight Satan before the crucifixion? I don't see any holes in his hands.
 
2022-11-28 9:41:39 PM  

Trainspotr: gameshowhost: [Fark user image image 800x450]

... *facepalm*

Wait, you fight Satan before the crucifixion? I don't see any holes in his hands.


wolverine-like quickhealing
 
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