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628 clicks; posted to Food » on 27 Nov 2022 at 2:02 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-27 2:31:33 PM  
Must have tasted like shiat if they had to drown it in two different sauces
 
2022-11-27 2:45:44 PM  
Yes, but does your dog what 3D printed plant "steak"?
 
2022-11-27 2:50:59 PM  
Things can taste good and still not taste like what a thing taste like.
That new burger from 🍔 🤴 taste good. But. Reminds me 1980s cheap ass soy 🍔
 
2022-11-27 3:00:24 PM  
I would imagine there must be some digestive issues with most of these have bean-based" meats".
I know that if I eat too much tofu or edamame, I'm sleeping on the couch.
 
2022-11-27 3:26:25 PM  
This is that vegan filet mignon, I recognize it from other threads.

It's the one were all the reviewers say "texture is exactly right" IF the texture they're going for is stringy brisket......

brisket isn't cut as steaks for a reason
 
2022-11-27 4:32:20 PM  

Concrete Donkey: Must have tasted like shiat if they had to drown it in two different sauces


Hey now. One might be beef stock based.
 
2022-11-27 5:15:50 PM  

Concrete Donkey: Must have tasted like shiat if they had to drown it in two different sauces


It makes me crazy when my partner insists we go to The Best Steakhouse In Town and then puts ketchup, brown sauce, and salt on his steak before he even tries a bite.
The sweet release of death cannot come soon enough.
His, preferably.
 
2022-11-27 6:33:08 PM  

Summoner101: Yes, but does your dog what 3D printed plant "steak"?


My dog will eat rancid chicken from the garbage can, dead rats, and mango skins. So yes
 
2022-11-27 6:50:37 PM  

KB202: Concrete Donkey: Must have tasted like shiat if they had to drown it in two different sauces

It makes me crazy when my partner insists we go to The Best Steakhouse In Town and then puts ketchup, brown sauce, and salt on his steak before he even tries a bite.
The sweet release of death cannot come soon enough.
His, preferably.


Something something Fried Green Tomatoes, something something secret's in the sauce.
 
2022-11-27 8:42:09 PM  
Is it affordable?
 
2022-11-27 10:36:10 PM  

waxbeans: Things can taste good and still not taste like what a thing taste like.
That new burger from 🍔 🤴 taste good. But. Reminds me 1980s cheap ass soy 🍔


Burger Groot?
 
2022-11-27 10:57:35 PM  
Cow Milk Scene from Anime Melody of Oblivion
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2022-11-27 11:19:15 PM  
.iGeoge Monbiot is the author of HEAT, one of the best books on global warming and a leftie who tried to arrest George W. Bush. He's also very critical of alternative enery politicies and a proponent of filling the gap with nuclear  power. I am willing to trust him on fake meat being nearly a good substitute for meat and fish. I've had sushi and most of that is fake fish, slightly better than mock crab or pig anuses, er, calamari. Whateve happened to tofu?
 
2022-11-28 11:15:51 AM  
I have like a bazillion food intolerances. You know what is completely safe and won't put me in a ball crying and moaning on the floor with the feeling of hot razor blades in my intestines?

Plain Meat, poultry, eggs, and fish. So I'm selfish in this regard and say screw the planet I refuse to be in pain anymore.

Thank you to everyone doing their part to save the planet by eating ultra processed weirdly fake flavored plant protein. More animal protein for me.
 
2022-11-28 11:57:29 AM  
 
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