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(CNN)   It looks like Homer Simpson will be breaking out his Ayatollah t-shirt again   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Iran, Human rights, Iran's Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, most recent events, Human Rights Chief Volker Turk, country's Basij, paramilitary force  
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4483 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Nov 2022 at 11:20 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-26 8:04:53 PM  
Ths Simpsons are going to Iran is something I am never going to see or hear!
 
2022-11-26 8:05:12 PM  
Imagine what that miht be like!
 
2022-11-26 8:37:52 PM  
The Iran - US, World Cup soccer match should be all kinds of fun.
 
2022-11-26 10:03:20 PM  
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It works on any ayatollah.
 
2022-11-26 10:59:26 PM  
paramilitary crackdown on 'rioters' and 'thugs'

Asshole motherfarker misspelled "schoolgirls".
 
2022-11-26 11:23:24 PM  
"When facing the enemy on the field of battle the Basij has always shown itself to be courageous, not afraid of the enemy," the Supreme Leader said Saturday.

I also am not afraid of unarmed protesters. Maybe I could be Supreme Leader?
 
2022-11-26 11:25:09 PM  

Badmoodman: The Iran - US, World Cup soccer match should be all kinds of fun.


Iran does it's best to lose on purpose to protest the crisis in their country, The U.S. loses because it's the USNMT!
 
2022-11-26 11:30:46 PM  
The right wing shiathead playbook is consistent.
 
2022-11-26 11:31:15 PM  
What a piece of sh*t.
 
2022-11-26 11:32:10 PM  
May his hemorrhoids become infected and inflamed, and may he be fed ghost peppers.
 
2022-11-26 11:32:45 PM  
China's manufacturing sectors need more Iranian oil.

It's easier to accomplish this if you have them internally kill off a bunch of their "undesirables."
 
2022-11-26 11:38:54 PM  
The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.
 
2022-11-26 11:42:17 PM  

king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.


The world was more violent 100 years ago though.
 
2022-11-26 11:43:02 PM  

king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.


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In the grim future, there is only war.
 
2022-11-26 11:46:14 PM  

wademh: May his hemorrhoids become infected and inflamed, and may he be fed ghost peppers.


May he forever step on Legos.
 
2022-11-26 11:48:00 PM  

leeksfromchichis: king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.

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In the grim future, there is only war.


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2022-11-26 11:59:48 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [frinkiac.com image 640x480]
It works on any ayatollah.


It works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!
 
2022-11-27 12:15:00 AM  

TheJoe03: king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.

The world was more violent 100 years ago though.


Imagine if Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg used their platforms to post something such as "Go set fires to every building you can right now." You'd have worldwide chaos. There'd be enough people who'd do it to cause a planetary collapse.

We are all at their mercy. One day, a psycho will do something like that, unless nuclear war happens first.
 
2022-11-27 12:15:21 AM  

Badmoodman: The Iran - US, World Cup soccer match should be all kinds of fun.


I can't wait to watch our Monsters of Poetry showdown.

The Simpsons take on soccer
Youtube rJu2qSJ9zno
 
2022-11-27 12:32:42 AM  
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2022-11-27 12:47:55 AM  
This Assahola?

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2022-11-27 12:55:35 AM  

king of vegas: TheJoe03: king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.

The world was more violent 100 years ago though.

Imagine if Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg used their platforms to post something such as "Go set fires to every building you can right now." You'd have worldwide chaos. There'd be enough people who'd do it to cause a planetary collapse.

We are all at their mercy. One day, a psycho will do something like that, unless nuclear war happens first.


If they did it directly, we'd just point and laugh.

The problem is the dopamine hit that people get from hateful engagement.  It's very popular, gets clicks, so they give us more and more of it.  That's the downside of click-driven media. Formerly reputable outlets have turned into warped internet versions of AM talk radio, because that's how you make money.  Show the enemy to your choir over and over again, inflating the threat where necessary (or even where it isn't).

It clearly isn't going to stop, because the current model and the profit motive demand that it doesn't. We're just going to have to get smarter.  I think plenty of people already are; you know exactly what response (especially political) social media is designed to get from you, and that you need the wherewithal to reign in your anger and back away.  (I mean, the stuff geared toward your tribe isn't set up that way; you know, the stuff aimed at the other team).  A few nutjobs will do something stupid, but most of us will eventually click off (after generating profit for someone on the way to getting really worked up).

Think of the constant predictions that this or that will cause violence (which claim is great for getting clicks) that didn't pan out.  Remember when that stupid Joker movie was going to get people murdered?  Most of us have got a handle on this already, but haven't mastered ourselves when it comes to clicking on that bullshiat.  If this country currently had the level of political violence that was present in the 1970s, it would be the only thing on any of your screens, and would be sold as apocalyptic.  But we don't.  We just have a lot of clickbait that wants us to believe that we do.

This has happened throughout history, the introduction of some new technology causes chaos and harm (and immense profit for some) until we adjust and get a handle on it.  It's a damn shame that this nonsense is enriching our most prominent citizens (and helping various types and levels of law enforcement get money and power), but it doesn't appear to be making us significantly more violent.
 
2022-11-27 12:59:00 AM  

Therion: paramilitary crackdown on 'rioters' and 'thugs'

Asshole motherfarker misspelled "schoolgirls".


Yyyyyyeah... beating up schoolgirls is not the flex he thinks it is.
 
2022-11-27 1:01:13 AM  

TomDooley: This Assahola?

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That one actually had his Twitter account banned for a while.  I don't think this one was ever made unavailable (they actually suspended one of his *multiple* accounts when he . . . wait for it . . . threatened Trump.  But never his main one):  https://mobile.twitter.com/khamenei_ir

Jump in there and tell him what an asshole he is, everyone else is doing it.  For all the good it does.
 
2022-11-27 1:05:02 AM  

wademh: May his hemorrhoids become infected and inflamed, and may he be fed ghost peppers.


Kinky!
 
2022-11-27 1:06:38 AM  

leeksfromchichis: king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x640]

In the grim future, there is only war.


War.

War never changes.

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2022-11-27 1:15:07 AM  
I hope the US beats them in soccer on Tuesday.
 
2022-11-27 1:19:43 AM  
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2022-11-27 1:32:20 AM  
What about his Disco Stu denim jacket?
 
2022-11-27 1:34:45 AM  

ongbok: What about his Disco Stu denim jacket?


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2022-11-27 2:24:37 AM  
When did the Basij units ever stop being thugs?
 
2022-11-27 2:27:33 AM  
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2022-11-27 2:36:36 AM  

king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.


In the future, there will be robots.

If you've never seen the majesty of a modern dance performance, come see the unbridled passion of 'In the future, there will be robots' every night at the Vice City Arts Center! Expressing the future aesthetically, through the medium of dance, two men battle for one robot's heart, by euphoric and vehement gyrations on stage!
 
2022-11-27 3:42:09 AM  

nicholas m schumacher: Badmoodman: The Iran - US, World Cup soccer match should be all kinds of fun.

Iran does it's best to lose on purpose to protest the crisis in their country, The U.S. loses because it's the USNMT!


The USWNT doesn't follow their lead.
 
2022-11-27 3:58:38 AM  

Badmoodman: The Iran - US, World Cup soccer match should be all kinds of fun.


I expect that it will be peaceful. Both countries' teams won FIFA's Fair Play award in 1998 for good sportsmanship despite strong political tension in the 1998 World Cup.
 
2022-11-27 3:59:52 AM  
FTFA...covert testimony revealed sexual violence against protesters, including boys, in Iran's detention centers since the start of the unrest...

So it's not a sin if it's rape?  I hope the day of reckoning is soon.  These bastards have it coming.
 
2022-11-27 5:05:14 AM  
Religion is a problem.
It encourages people to believe there is something more valid and real than the reality around them.
It encourages people to turn off their critical thinking.

Christians, Muslims, Jewish folk, etc. why do you believe in metaphysical nonsense? Is it just an excuse to be authoritarian, because that's all I see. Just stop. Stop with the white churches, the black churches, the asian churches, the synagogues, the temples, the mosques. You're all like Game of Thrones fans who can't let go. It's all made up nonsense. 

The Cubans in SoFla who have been voting R(acist) because of right to life for the last 30 years, are farking stupid and pathetic. Same with the Texans who have made up their own rightwing jebus -- who hates everyone who isn't white and straight. The religion of peace that is killing women and children because they won't wear a cloth over their face is pathetic and stupid and its existence is a very threat to all agnostic and atheist peoples -- as is it a crime for us to exist in their world. 

Muslims literally make it a capital crime to be an atheist or apostate, and I'm not supposed to see that as a threat? Religion is a crime against thought and people.
 
2022-11-27 5:19:48 AM  
What were your other impressions of the Soviet Union?
I was very unimpressed. Their system is a disaster. What you will see there soon is a revolution; the signs are all there with the demonstrations and picketing. Russia is out of control and the leadership knows it. That's my problem with Gorbachev. Not a firm enough hand.
You mean firm hand as in China?
When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, they were horrible, but they put it down with strength. That shows you the power of strength. Our country is right now perceived as weak ... as being spit on by the rest of the world-
 
2022-11-27 7:14:21 AM  
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2022-11-27 7:47:37 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: wademh: May his hemorrhoids become infected and inflamed, and may he be fed ghost peppers.

May he forever step on Legos.


May the bird of paradise fly up his nose
 
2022-11-27 8:17:10 AM  

dryknife: Exile On Beale Street: wademh: May his hemorrhoids become infected and inflamed, and may he be fed ghost peppers.

May he forever step on Legos.

May the bird of paradise fly up his nose


May the milk be sour and the honey make sand stick to and chafe his junk.
 
2022-11-27 8:25:09 AM  

Halfabee64: dryknife: Exile On Beale Street: wademh: May his hemorrhoids become infected and inflamed, and may he be fed ghost peppers.

May he forever step on Legos.

May the bird of paradise fly up his nose

May the milk be sour and the honey make sand stick to and chafe his junk.


May he forever be in doubt as to how much kitty litter has been stirred into his every meal.
 
2022-11-27 8:57:22 AM  

leeksfromchichis: king of vegas: The world will only get more violent. The Internet creates societal entropy. Disorder is far easier to foment, than is unity, and peace. The future of humanity is grim.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x640]

In the grim future, there is only war.


Needs more dakka
 
2022-11-27 9:54:28 AM  

mediaho: The right wing shiathead playbook is consistent.


Especially the Iranian one. This is how they killed the 2009 Green Revolution protests as well.
 
2022-11-27 9:57:25 AM  

Ivo Shandor: [frinkiac.com image 640x480]
It works on any ayatollah.


Big Ayatollah's got your hookup.

Ruhollah if you hear me!
 
2022-11-27 10:10:44 AM  
Darling fascist bully boy,
Give me some money you bastard.
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
Neil
 
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