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(KTVU Bay Area News)   Angry bus hijacker didn't like NPC's talking behind his back, earns five GTA stars by hitting ten cars   (ktvu.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, SAN FRANCISCO, San Francisco Municipal Railway, Crime, San Francisco, California, San Francisco Giants, Muni bus, San Francisco Police  
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2281 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2022 at 9:50 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-26 9:51:59 PM  
And yet, how far we've come since "pick up that can"....
 
2022-11-26 10:00:15 PM  
The real achievement unlocked is that he was able to drive fast enough in SF to hit ten vehicles.
 
2022-11-26 10:01:51 PM  
Bus jacker didn't like people talking behind his back?

Joke is in there somewhere.
 
2022-11-26 10:11:06 PM  

Gyrfalcon: The real achievement unlocked is that he was able to drive fast enough in SF to hit ten vehicles.


This is near my hood. That stretch of Mission St. has 'magic carpet' lanes for busses.
 
2022-11-26 10:11:58 PM  
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2022-11-26 10:21:40 PM  
Nothing to see here, folks. But by all means call the cops if you know something that isn't in the article.
 
2022-11-26 10:29:09 PM  
The anger sharks are certainly swimming in his head.
 
2022-11-26 10:48:54 PM  
What the Fark is a Muni bus? oh wait I should google instead of ask here... right? NOPE!
 
2022-11-26 10:49:10 PM  
Oakland has infected San Francisco.  It's all one giant bay of dysfunction.
 
2022-11-26 11:19:10 PM  
Hijacking a bus and hitting ten cars might earn you a star if you do it in front of a cop. You'll get two if one of the cars you hit was a cop. But there's no way you're getting to 5 stars with those weak actions.
 
2022-11-26 11:31:14 PM  

look! a robot!: What the Fark is a Muni bus? oh wait I should google instead of ask here... right? NOPE!


Muni is the abbreviation for San Francisco's Municipal Transit Agency. Of course, MTA is already in use by a bunch of big US cities, so SF went with shortening to Muni. Buses, electric trolleys, the cable cars, and light rail are all under their control.
 
2022-11-26 11:40:15 PM  
Video from the hijacked bus:
Shang-Chi vs. The Ten Rings Bus Fight Scene [No BGM] | Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Youtube LLiwEEzasiM
 
2022-11-26 11:53:48 PM  

Snort: Oakland has infected San Francisco.  It's all one giant bay of dysfunction.


You must not be from here. SF was dysfunctional all by itself for many many decades even before Oakland was invented.
 
2022-11-27 12:12:04 AM  

look! a robot!: What the Fark is a Muni bus? oh wait I should google instead of ask here... right? NOPE!


Especially if you search in Greek.
 
2022-11-27 1:05:23 AM  

look! a robot!: What the Fark is a Muni bus? oh wait I should google instead of ask here... right? NOPE!


Can't you tell from the logo on the side of the bus?

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I wouldn't, if I didn't know. For a long time when I was young, I just thought it was a few squiggly lines.
 
2022-11-27 1:29:45 AM  
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2022-11-27 2:33:16 AM  
No bail required. Out before dinner.
 
2022-11-27 3:21:55 AM  

Bootleg: Hijacking a bus and hitting ten cars might earn you a star if you do it in front of a cop. You'll get two if one of the cars you hit was a cop. But there's no way you're getting to 5 stars with those weak actions.


Yeah, I worked my ass off getting to six stars in GTA3. Hitting some cars didn't do anything, and even if you ran over enough civilians, it might get you two stars. When you get to the point that the national guard is called in, and you hijack a Rhino tank, and end up killing yourself because you were driving backwards across a bridge while firing shells at them and you launch yourself into the air into the air due to the momentum gained from repeatedly firing, and land in the water, then we'll talk.

Yeah, you used to not be able to swim in GTA.
 
2022-11-27 4:40:41 AM  

maxandgrinch: Bus jacker didn't like people talking behind his back?

Joke is in there somewhere.


Even regular bus driver doesn't like people talking behind his back.
 
2022-11-27 4:41:18 AM  

phishrace: maxandgrinch: Bus jacker didn't like people talking behind his back?

Joke is in there somewhere.

Even regular bus driver doesn't like people talking behind his back.


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2022-11-27 5:29:28 AM  
Florida man attempts to hijack bus in Atlanta. Puts gun to driver's head and yells

"You will take this bus to Cuba!"
 
2022-11-27 1:53:58 PM  
Are those automatic? I'd always figured the hardest part of getting a bus driver license was the actual driving.
 
2022-11-27 7:47:28 PM  
It's gotta be 9:45 am somewhere
 
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