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2022-11-26 7:50:43 PM  
3rd time
 
2022-11-26 9:13:02 PM  
Comes with a tiny 56 gal drum of Rush
 
2022-11-26 9:21:50 PM  
What the hell is with those pictures?
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2022-11-26 9:49:47 PM  
Anyone know Ammon Bundy's address?
 
2022-11-26 10:22:41 PM  
Who the Hell would want that much?
 
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2022-11-26 10:24:48 PM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


Well it's the last one you'll ever need to buy.
 
2022-11-26 10:42:53 PM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


Listen, bub, some of us have turbodongs with lots of surface area.
 
2022-11-26 11:12:08 PM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


There are world records for group orgies to break.
 
2022-11-26 11:37:28 PM  
This is for some mythbusters/jackass crossover stunt, I just know it.
 
2022-11-27 12:26:01 AM  
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2022-11-27 12:33:37 AM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


That's like the kind of thing you buy if you're running a sex club. Like you have your own fancy glass pump bottles of lube to match the room decor but you have to refill them.
 
2022-11-27 12:41:37 AM  
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff...
 
2022-11-27 12:47:05 AM  

Bootleg: What the hell is with those pictures?
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Skydiving naked has got to chafe.
 
2022-11-27 1:00:27 AM  
Whoa, people are actually ordering this thing lol. Oof that delivery charge too. I guess if you have FU money and wanna prank someone, it's not the worst thing in the world.

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2022-11-27 1:01:20 AM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


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Budget-conscious consumers who appreciate the thousand dollar savings over buying five 55 gallon drums @$1000 each, that's who!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FMGNV51?tag=slickdeals09-20&ascsubtag=c872daf66deb11edb16b0e86e249807d0INT&th=1
 
2022-11-27 1:08:36 AM  

Bootleg: What the hell is with those pictures?
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2022-11-27 1:09:17 AM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


I bought 2 of them. One for this week, and one for the week after.
 
2022-11-27 1:30:42 AM  

Lsherm: kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?

That's like the kind of thing you buy if you're running a sex club. Like you have your own fancy glass pump bottles of lube to match the room decor but you have to refill them.


Just pour out the whole 55 gal in the orgy pit and share.
 
2022-11-27 1:46:02 AM  

king of vegas: kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?

I bought 2 of them. One for this week, and one for the week after.


Username checks out
 
2022-11-27 1:52:58 AM  
Ooooh Jeezus Kryste

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2022-11-27 1:59:14 AM  

Bootleg: What the hell is with those pictures?
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Photoshop contest?
 
2022-11-27 2:08:28 AM  

fullyautomatic: Whoa, people are actually ordering this thing lol. Oof that delivery charge too. I guess if you have FU money and wanna prank someone, it's not the worst thing in the world.

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Okay, which Farker works at Amazon and put the two 69s in the price?
 
2022-11-27 2:16:30 AM  
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2022-11-27 2:17:21 AM  
Original finally won a Photoshop contest.

Also.

"Important information
Legal Disclaimer :
Statements regarding dietary supplements..."

Stopped reading right there.
 
2022-11-27 2:26:13 AM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


Ben Shapiro?

/His wife has to use one of those like a hot tub before they have their biennial "sexy time"
 
2022-11-27 2:47:15 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?

Listen, bub, some of us have turbodongs with lots of surface area.


Finally a name for my Gwar tribute band!
 
2022-11-27 2:54:23 AM  

educated: This is for some mythbusters/jackass crossover stunt, I just know it.


No, the Mythbusters prefer to use animal birthing lubricant.
 
2022-11-27 3:05:21 AM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


Fark party!
 
2022-11-27 3:34:52 AM  

Psychopompous: kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?

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Budget-conscious consumers who appreciate the thousand dollar savings over buying five 55 gallon drums @$1000 each, that's who!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FMGNV51?tag=slickdeals09-20&ascsubtag=c872daf66deb11edb16b0e86e249807d0INT&th=1


Funnily enough, not that long ago a colleague and I were pondering ordering that to be delivered to an ex-client, alongside one, single telegraph cucumber.  It was surprisingly modestly priced.
 
2022-11-27 3:37:15 AM  
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/ got nuthin
 
2022-11-27 4:42:25 AM  
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I'm good, thanks.
 
2022-11-27 5:03:44 AM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


Might have been a big seller at the beginning of the pandemic and lockdowns.
 
2022-11-27 6:18:17 AM  
...With God as my witness, I have no idea what to say next.
 
2022-11-27 6:54:13 AM  
I like how they advertise that the "Trying to Conceive" fertility lube is compatible with most sex toy materials.

Maybe the lack of lube isn't the problem with making the baby.
 
2022-11-27 7:44:46 AM  
I won't even try to find the link, but I remember many, many years ago when Amazon first started selling dildos there was a link here about it. Now, they're selling giant vats of lube. How quickly they grow. (pun intended)
 
2022-11-27 7:47:01 AM  
It's to help fulfill the prophecy:

"And the beast shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts."
 
2022-11-27 7:55:59 AM  
Never know who might need some lube
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2022-11-27 8:20:43 AM  
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It's water based!
 
2022-11-27 9:05:26 AM  
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Oh good!  I can "Enhance" my purchase!
 
2022-11-27 9:06:57 AM  
$0.11/Oz is a steal!
 
2022-11-27 9:20:42 AM  
From the product description:

"DIRECTIONS: Splash a bit on and enjoy! Live the #LubeLife, you earned it..."

o.0
 
2022-11-27 10:19:42 AM  
It's not even available for subscribe and save?

Lame.
 
2022-11-27 10:26:04 AM  
That, including dekivery, is $4.25/guart.

1.Put it in cheap plastic bottles you get delivered for free, and sell it for "$5/4oz bottle, like they do at the "toy" stores.

2. Deliver to the main distribution warehouse for the toy store franchise in a rental truck once a year.

3. Profit
 
2022-11-27 11:28:58 AM  

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Oh good!  I can "Enhance" my purchase!


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2022-11-27 12:26:24 PM  
Finally, now, let's mount up

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2022-11-27 12:53:40 PM  
The good part of clicking the link is Google's and Amazons algorithm will make sure sure you see lots related products for the holidays.
 
2022-11-27 1:57:54 PM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


This is Fark.

Somebody's Mom would have a use for it.
 
2022-11-27 2:34:21 PM  
lol so which one of you bought the last one in stock?
 
2022-11-27 3:19:58 PM  

kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?


Your wife is dry as the Sahara?

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2022-11-27 4:12:07 PM  

433: kdawg7736: Who the Hell would want that much?

Well it's the last one you'll ever need to buy.


Not if you're elderly... from the Q&A section:

Some of our old customers say this lasts for about 5 Business days if they work efficiently. They also are signed up to our Subscribe and Save Program. We also run some frequent discounts... Keep an eye out on our Social Media Pages.
 
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