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2513 clicks; posted to Business » on 26 Nov 2022 at 11:35 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 11:22:15 PM  
19 votes:
Interesting how fast they can look at those books.
And yet some other people never get their books looked at.
 
mistahtom
2022-11-26 11:44:26 PM  
18 votes:
Crypto is such a scam that even the scams are scams.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-26 11:43:16 PM  
14 votes:
A banking charter is a license to print money, kinda sorta. It's a really big deal to get one. Seems like a bank door into that. Definitely shady as f*ck.

We're lucky he failed when he did because it looks like between this and the derivative plays they wanted to do, they could have caused a metric sh*t ton of damage.
 
ongbok
2022-11-27 12:24:49 AM  
9 votes:
Don't read the comments. A bunch of wharrrble about Maxine Waters
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2022-11-27 12:10:22 AM  
4 votes:

urethra_franklin: How did he think anything he was doing would pan out? Is there any documentation of a smart investment this kid made?


Only the one. He put all of his points into bullshirt.
 
urethra_franklin [OhFark]
2022-11-26 11:43:34 PM  
3 votes:
How did he think anything he was doing would pan out? Is there any documentation of a smart investment this kid made?
 
king of vegas
2022-11-27 12:47:03 AM  
3 votes:

NewportBarGuy: A banking charter is a license to print money, kinda sorta. It's a really big deal to get one. Seems like a bank door into that. Definitely shady as f*ck.

We're lucky he failed when he did because it looks like between this and the derivative plays they wanted to do, they could have caused a metric sh*t ton of damage.


Maybe something like that is out there right now.
 
slantsix
2022-11-27 10:44:24 AM  
3 votes:

Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: bLockCHaiN will make you rich!

And putting ur money into banks will make sit at home bank stock owners rich.

Touche'


At least it'll be there when you need to access it. But you do you.
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2022-11-27 11:06:41 AM  
3 votes:
So when is Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Rec playing this guy in a movie?
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Linux_Yes
2022-11-27 10:07:25 AM  
1 vote:

mistahtom: Crypto is such a scam that even the scams are scams.


Anytime a bank is involved guarantees a scam.

And putting your coins/keys anywhere but a hardware wallet is throwing caution to the wind
 
Linux_Yes
2022-11-27 10:08:31 AM  
1 vote:

Phil McKraken: bLockCHaiN will make you rich!


And putting ur money into banks will make sit at home bank stock owners rich.

Touche'
 
morg
2022-11-27 4:21:25 PM  
1 vote:

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: So when is Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Rec playing this guy in a movie?
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