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(I Heart Radio)   Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas   (1031kcda.iheart.com) divider line
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    More: Murica, Breanna Miranda, Gun, Assault, gas station clerk, New York City, Aggravation, 22-year-old woman, Weapon  
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6010 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Nov 2022 at 1:05 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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dionysusaur [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 6:52:08 PM  
Fumblefingers or threw it down?
If the latter, it's almost justified.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 8:49:08 PM  
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DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 8:57:08 PM  
New York City?!
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 9:10:01 PM  

DannyBrandt: New York City?!


*Shakes fist*
*Drops salsa*
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 9:14:56 PM  
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maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-26 10:22:34 PM  

vudukungfu: DannyBrandt: New York City?!

*Shakes fist*
*Drops salsa*


Could have been salsa from NYC, or dog forbid Mexico
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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:07:38 AM  
I'd swear I know her.  But name don't ring a bell. But. Then again I think Hollywood only has 50 people do all the movies.
 
nytmare
2022-11-27 1:11:10 AM  

dionysusaur: Fumblefingers or threw it down?
If the latter, it's almost justified.


Or threw it at her?
 
recondite cetacean
2022-11-27 1:11:57 AM  
What brand of salsa was it? I need to pick a side and argue with someone.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2022-11-27 1:12:46 AM  
Gonna drop a little salsa. Don't shoot

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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-27 1:14:34 AM  
That really is overreacting there.
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:14:46 AM  
So how's that "polite society" working out for ya'll?
 
brilett
2022-11-27 1:15:03 AM  
Texas is just messing with itself now.
 
mistahtom
2022-11-27 1:16:56 AM  
They want guns to be more ubiquitous so that when crimes are committed, the firearm enhancement penalties will ensure a fresh body for the prison labor industry.
 
king of vegas
2022-11-27 1:20:19 AM  
I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:25:28 AM  

king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?


This has happened several times (linked here on fark at least), and there are always several farkers that defends the practice vociferously and with much sealioning, to the point where the thread gets to be several hundred posts long. There are still plenty of people who believe Property, no matter how small, is worth more than people.
 
UltimaCS
2022-11-27 1:26:57 AM  
I love the tradition of nobody reading the article, especially subby.
 
uttertosh [OhFark]
2022-11-27 1:27:23 AM  

kdawg7736: That really is overreacting there.


What?! She was just Keepin it Real, yo!
 
ongbok
2022-11-27 1:29:37 AM  
She went back outside and confronted the man before shooting at him twice. It's unclear if the man suffered any injuries.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:30:35 AM  

DannyBrandt: New York City?!


I came here for that...

/Satisfied.
 
waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:31:03 AM  

king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?


People are farking stupid.  There is a YouTuber that post vids of shoplifters getting caught.  And the degree that the people get mad is really disturbing.  Especially when juxtaposition to the thief being absolutely chill 95% of the time. I watched tons of them.  One lady got violent.  And it was enlightening that every kind of person shoplifts.
Like every kind. Every demographic.
It's like they think is buy and steal deal.

Anyway.  The clerks get mad like you killed their mother.


I'm surprised none kills them.  I couldn't let someone be that mad at me.
I've lost jobs for people being less mean to me .
Like I don't let people scream at me.
 
Claude Ballse
2022-11-27 1:33:12 AM  
In all fairness, she could have been defending herself from a Salsa Shark.

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waxbeans [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:33:45 AM  

UltimaCS: I love the tradition of nobody reading the article, especially subby.


Yeah because we should shoot people for trespassing?
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
 
DoctorCal
2022-11-27 1:35:52 AM  
I hope someone got ... What do they call reading you your rights?
 
Claude Ballse
2022-11-27 1:39:22 AM  

waxbeans: I'd swear I know her.  But name don't ring a bell. But. Then again I think Hollywood only has 50 people do all the movies.


Funny enough, I'm honestly wondering if she's related to my BIL's baby momma. They live up that way in Houston, and she has the same last name as her.
 
Commander Lysdexic
2022-11-27 1:39:23 AM  

DoctorCal: I hope someone got ... What do they call reading you your rights?


Mirandized for white people.
Beaten for everybody else.
 
some_beer_drinker
2022-11-27 1:44:52 AM  
SNL Digital Short: Threw It on the Ground - SNL
Youtube RTgBfRTABs4
 
olorin604
2022-11-27 1:49:02 AM  
I want to live in deadwood so I'm less likely to get shot.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2022-11-27 1:50:21 AM  

ongbok: She went back outside and confronted the man before shooting at him twice. It's unclear if the man suffered any injuries.


He may have enjoyed it.
 
jtown
2022-11-27 1:51:33 AM  
Yeah,

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FarkingChas
2022-11-27 1:56:54 AM  

king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?


Yes. That is what many people want. They think it will cull the "worthless" people from the world.
 
erik-k [OhFark]
2022-11-27 1:58:20 AM  

Smoking GNU: So how's that "polite society" working out for ya'll?


Today's reminder: an armed society isn't a polite society, it's one where everyone has ulcers from the stress of perpetually walking on eggshells for fear of setting off the psycho asshole they know or the one they don't know about.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 1:59:37 AM  
If she fired two shots and neither hit the salsa banger then how do we know she was aiming at him and not just shooting in the air like Yosemite Sam to chase the guy away?
¡Yeehaw!

Yosemite Sam
Youtube RAwu30MWHH8
 
Mock26
2022-11-27 2:00:13 AM  
"The clerk was arrested and booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon."

Charge her with attempted murder.
 
sinko swimo
2022-11-27 2:00:50 AM  

Smoking GNU: king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?

This has happened several times (linked here on fark at least), and there are always several farkers that defends the practice vociferously and with much sealioning, to the point where the thread gets to be several hundred posts long. There are still plenty of people who believe Property, no matter how small, is worth more than people.


sealioning? really? this is part of your normal vocabulary? stop. just stop it.
 
NM Volunteer [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 2:01:21 AM  

LordOfThePings: Gonna drop a little salsa. Don't shoot

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Salsa Lesson
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Smoking GNU [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 2:03:31 AM  

sinko swimo: Smoking GNU: king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?

This has happened several times (linked here on fark at least), and there are always several farkers that defends the practice vociferously and with much sealioning, to the point where the thread gets to be several hundred posts long. There are still plenty of people who believe Property, no matter how small, is worth more than people.

sealioning? really? this is part of your normal vocabulary? stop. just stop it.


Only when farkers like you are involved. I guess you hate that word for the same reason racists hate being called racist.

Also, no.
 
knbwhite
2022-11-27 2:05:23 AM  

Smoking GNU: king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?

This has happened several times (linked here on fark at least), and there are always several farkers that defends the practice vociferously and with much sealioning, to the point where the thread gets to be several hundred posts long. There are still plenty of people who believe Property, no matter how small, is worth more than people.


I don't think anyone will be defending this one as it is written. The guy sounded like an asshole, but nobody is going to defend her going back out of the store and blasting.
 
Intrepid00 [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 2:06:02 AM  

waxbeans: king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?

People are farking stupid.  There is a YouTuber that post vids of shoplifters getting caught.  And the degree that the people get mad is really disturbing.  Especially when juxtaposition to the thief being absolutely chill 95% of the time. I watched tons of them.  One lady got violent.  And it was enlightening that every kind of person shoplifts.
Like every kind. Every demographic.
It's like they think is buy and steal deal.

Anyway.  The clerks get mad like you killed their mother.


I'm surprised none kills them.  I couldn't let someone be that mad at me.
I've lost jobs for people being less mean to me .
Like I don't let people scream at me.


When I worked Walmart I learned two things.

Kids steal small shiat.

Old people will walk right through the door with a PC or two.
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]
2022-11-27 2:12:52 AM  

knbwhite: Smoking GNU: king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?

This has happened several times (linked here on fark at least), and there are always several farkers that defends the practice vociferously and with much sealioning, to the point where the thread gets to be several hundred posts long. There are still plenty of people who believe Property, no matter how small, is worth more than people.

I don't think anyone will be defending this one as it is written. The guy sounded like an asshole, but nobody is going to defend her going back out of the store and blasting.


The thread is still young.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2022-11-27 2:14:37 AM  

Floki: If she fired two shots and neither hit the salsa banger then how do we know she was aiming at him and not just shooting in the air like Yosemite Sam to chase the guy away?
¡Yeehaw!

[YouTube video: Yosemite Sam]


Is "salsa banger" what they call a guy who has a thing for Latinas?
 
FarkingChas
2022-11-27 2:22:48 AM  

Intrepid00: waxbeans: king of vegas: I've always thought it's insane that we hold people at gunpoint for things like shoplifting. What are you going to do if they run? Kill them? For shoplifting?

People are farking stupid.  There is a YouTuber that post vids of shoplifters getting caught.  And the degree that the people get mad is really disturbing.  Especially when juxtaposition to the thief being absolutely chill 95% of the time. I watched tons of them.  One lady got violent.  And it was enlightening that every kind of person shoplifts.
Like every kind. Every demographic.
It's like they think is buy and steal deal.

Anyway.  The clerks get mad like you killed their mother.


I'm surprised none kills them.  I couldn't let someone be that mad at me.
I've lost jobs for people being less mean to me .
Like I don't let people scream at me.

When I worked Walmart I learned two things.
Kids steal small shiat.
Old people will walk right through the door with a PC or two.


Once. I got lost deep in thought while heading for the checkout. I walked straight for the front door instead of the checkout. The greeter dude stopped me. I was like WTF am I doing here?
 
king of vegas
2022-11-27 2:32:51 AM  
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submarinepatents
2022-11-27 2:36:42 AM  
Hot enough I'd allow it.  I mean, he did mishandle a bottle of salsa.
 
olrasputin
2022-11-27 2:40:47 AM  
Thread really needed a cross-post to Food Tab.

We'd sort this shiat right out, and everyone would leave with a short list of new salsas to try.
 
Jim_Callahan
2022-11-27 2:51:47 AM  

Mock26: "The clerk was arrested and booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon."

Charge her with attempted murder.


She didn't actually hit him, so a murder charge forces a DA to prove her intent and state of mind to the twelve stupidest people on the planet beyond what they consider to be a reasonable doubt.  (We already had someone suggest her firing the gun in the air like Yosimite Sam as a joke, trust me with the way juries are selected there will be at least three of the farkers stupid enough to take that as an actual serious proposition.)

Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon explicitly happened, on-camera, by both the legal and common-use definitions of all of the words in the phrase.  Securing a conviction on that only requires the DA to sign off on the most junior member of his office spending a few hours entering the video into evidence, and there's really nothing the defender will be able to do to argue that.

As much as I generally dislike how the system handles this kinda shiat, the DA made the right call on how many resources to spend on this.
 
submarinepatents
2022-11-27 2:55:16 AM  

Jim_Callahan: She didn't actually hit him, so a murder charge forces a DA to prove her intent and state of mind to the twelve stupidest people on the planet beyond what they consider to be a reasonable doubt


Hey, don't call me ... I'm sorry, what did you say again?
 
kkinnison [OhFark]
2022-11-27 3:09:53 AM  

recondite cetacean: What brand of salsa was it? I need to pick a side and argue with someone.


I can garuntee you it wasn't made in New York city
 
haknudsen
2022-11-27 3:11:05 AM  

dionysusaur: Fumblefingers or threw it down?
If the latter, it's almost justified.


Yeah, attempted murder for minor vandalism is about right....
/sarcasm
 
Dewey Fidalgo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-27 3:11:36 AM  
So, on top of everything else, she keeps her gun in an unattended car.
 
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