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(WWE)   Tonight WWE presents Survivor Series: Wargames - Will the Bloodline outlast Team Brutes? Does Team Bianca or Team Damage Ctrl win? Can Seth retain vs Theory vs Lashley? AJ or Finn? Ronda or Shotzi for SD women's champ? Find out at 8 PM ET on Peacock   (wwe.com) divider line
    More: Live, World Wrestling Entertainment, Survivor Series, United States Champion Seth, John Cena, Dave Batista, WWE SmackDown, Brawling Brutes, WarGames Match  
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2022-11-26 12:43:21 PM  
Hi All!

Somehow, I managed to get all the matches for the show in the headline, so I expect some extra stuff to happen tonight. Anyhow, here's the card properly:

The Brawling Brutes, Drew McIntyre & Kevin Owens vs. The Bloodline (WarGames Match)
Bianca Belair's team to take on Damage CTRL in WarGames Match!
Ronda Rousey vs. Shotzi (SmackDown Women's Championship)
AJ Styles vs. Finn Bálor
United States Champion Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Austin Theory (Triple Threat Match)

My picks:
Brutes win, further fracturing The Bloodline & Sami
Bianca wins because BECKS...
Ronda retains over Shotzi
Finn over AJ ("sports entertaining" will happen)
Seth somehow wins over Lashley & Theory
 
2022-11-26 7:32:07 PM  
I am officially sick of War Pigs.
 
2022-11-26 7:33:45 PM  
also, Heyman teams are 0-2 in WarGames (89 and 92)
 
2022-11-26 7:35:47 PM  
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2022-11-26 7:37:08 PM  
Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household
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Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine
 
2022-11-26 7:40:37 PM  

The Bestest: I am officially sick of War Pigs.


Ok I thought I was the only one.

They definitely gave it the Flo-Rida treatment and are playing it to death
 
2022-11-26 7:43:29 PM  
Let's gooooooooooooooooooooo...

The Brawling Brutes, Drew McIntyre & Kevin Owens vs. The Bloodline (WarGames Match)
Bianca Belair's team to take on Damage CTRL in WarGames Match!
Ronda Rousey vs. Shotzi (SmackDown Women's Championship)
AJ Styles vs. Finn Bálor
United States Champion Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs. Bobby Lashley vs. Austin Theory (Triple Threat Match)

Other thoughts:
-I'd imagine Sami gets sent into War Game first for the Bloodline, with Roman entering last and wrecking everybody. I'd love to see Sami do something that results in Roman getting pinned, but I'm not sure they'll go that far.
-This is a hard one to predict, but I think Rhea's going to be made to look like a superstar here and probably gets the pin for her team as the build to her challenging Bianca gets underway.
-That women's title match is the very definition of filler.
-It won't end cleanly but I expect a really good match between AJ and Finn before JD steals one.
-Can't see any reason to take the belt off of Seth as his act is as hot as anybody on the roster.
 
2022-11-26 7:48:32 PM  

ZM Punk: The Bestest: I am officially sick of War Pigs.

Ok I thought I was the only one.

They definitely gave it the Flo-Rida treatment and are playing it to death


Playing it on Raw a thousand times with Becky's return was a mistake, but anything to eat up time going into a ppv.
 
2022-11-26 7:48:57 PM  

ZM Punk: [YouTube video: Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household]
Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine


I laughed my ass off. How much fun did they have filming that?  The mask absolutely killed me.  Does Rey only take it off when he's inside his own home?  Only when he's eating?  Does he wear it when he mows the lawn?  Do his neighbors, who know where he lives and have an emergency key to his house, not know what his face looks like?  Did they film it before they ate?  After?  Did Rhea wear her makeup during dinner?  Absolutely brilliant.
 
2022-11-26 7:49:26 PM  
hold up...Peacock did a documentary in Teddy Hart?  Thats got my attention
 
2022-11-26 7:55:38 PM  

foo monkey: ZM Punk: [YouTube video: Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household]
Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine

I laughed my ass off. How much fun did they have filming that?  The mask absolutely killed me.  Does Rey only take it off when he's inside his own home?  Only when he's eating?  Does he wear it when he mows the lawn?  Do his neighbors, who know where he lives and have an emergency key to his house, not know what his face looks like?  Did they film it before they ate?  After?  Did Rhea wear her makeup during dinner?  Absolutely brilliant.


Anyone who watched WCW knows Rey looks like a 12 year old boy under his mask.
 
2022-11-26 7:55:45 PM  
Dang, this is Pete's fourth War Games match already?
 
2022-11-26 7:58:48 PM  
Hey all...I bought into peacock for a year at .99 a month. Let's do this
 
2022-11-26 7:59:43 PM  

eagles95: Hey all...I bought into peacock for a year at .99 a month. Let's do this


wwe alone was worth it.  It serves me for my office itch, and got me into yellow stone and Premier league soccer.  I cant complain
 
2022-11-26 8:01:29 PM  

ZM Punk: eagles95: Hey all...I bought into peacock for a year at .99 a month. Let's do this

wwe alone was worth it.  It serves me for my office itch, and got me into yellow stone and Premier league soccer.  I cant complain


Also Telemundo for World Cup. My ota doesn't get Fox
 
2022-11-26 8:01:35 PM  

ZM Punk: eagles95: Hey all...I bought into peacock for a year at .99 a month. Let's do this

wwe alone was worth it.  It serves me for my office itch, and got me into yellow stone and Premier league soccer.  I cant complain


I'd recommend MacGruber if you're down for some really stupid humor, too. It was surprisingly good IMO.
 
2022-11-26 8:01:46 PM  

ZM Punk: eagles95: Hey all...I bought into peacock for a year at .99 a month. Let's do this

wwe alone was worth it.  It serves me for my office itch, and got me into yellow stone and Premier league soccer.  I cant complain


Since NBC pulled everything off Hulu, I also watch for Seth Meyers.
 
2022-11-26 8:02:12 PM  
Lip Syncing Ozzy makes me sad
 
2022-11-26 8:02:30 PM  
rhyming "masses" with "masses" is just lazy, Ozzy
 
2022-11-26 8:02:37 PM  

The Bestest: I am officially sick of War Pigs.


Don't hate the song. It's a masterpiece. Hate WWE for over-playing it.
 
2022-11-26 8:02:57 PM  

ZM Punk: Lip Syncing Ozzy makes me sad


I'm glad I wasn't the only person seeing this
 
2022-11-26 8:04:56 PM  
since they're lowering the cage, guess they're starting with the women's match
 
2022-11-26 8:05:00 PM  

The Bestest: rhyming "masses" with "masses" is just lazy, Ozzy


It's a signature of his early work, before he discovered rhyming train with train.
 
2022-11-26 8:05:14 PM  
BTW, AEW finally got their shock reaction gif:

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(and yes, it's my friend Val too)
 
2022-11-26 8:05:55 PM  
Better take a bathroom break, these are gonna be some long matches.
 
2022-11-26 8:07:51 PM  
My dumb ass is speed reading the match rules, like Cole isn't going to repeat them every 30 seconds.
 
2022-11-26 8:07:51 PM  
So, I guess the show starts with the women's match & will end with the men's.

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2022-11-26 8:08:38 PM  
In my head I play the Air raid siren when lowering the Pinata at my nieces/nephews parties.

Also slow climb the ladder to hang Christmas lights, and super kick the Freezer door shut.

Marks gonna mark
 
2022-11-26 8:09:06 PM  
Bianca starting the match for her team? Gutsy!
 
2022-11-26 8:10:59 PM  
Gosh I missed this Nikki.
 
2022-11-26 8:11:23 PM  
Lulz. Thea with the literal flex.
 
2022-11-26 8:12:16 PM  
Dakota in first for the heels.
 
2022-11-26 8:12:22 PM  

NKURyan: Gosh I missed this Nikki.


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2022-11-26 8:13:16 PM  
SHUT UP COLE

sorry still in World Cup mode
 
2022-11-26 8:13:37 PM  
so.. the face team has 4/5 current/former champions.. but the heel team has by far most  of the WarGames experience between both teams (I think only Bianca has done WarGames on the face team?)
 
2022-11-26 8:14:05 PM  
Tegan Nox gets a mention, might mean something down the line?
 
2022-11-26 8:14:08 PM  

ZM Punk: Lip Syncing Ozzy makes me sad


I dare you to try watching a clip of his "performance" in the metaverse which is on the tubes, and Ozzy and Zuckerberg didn't even bother trying... they just put something resembling him on the screen with some bats flying around.
 
2022-11-26 8:16:28 PM  

Nick el Ass: foo monkey: ZM Punk: [YouTube video: Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household]
Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine

I laughed my ass off. How much fun did they have filming that?  The mask absolutely killed me.  Does Rey only take it off when he's inside his own home?  Only when he's eating?  Does he wear it when he mows the lawn?  Do his neighbors, who know where he lives and have an emergency key to his house, not know what his face looks like?  Did they film it before they ate?  After?  Did Rhea wear her makeup during dinner?  Absolutely brilliant.

Anyone who watched WCW knows Rey looks like a 12 year old boy under his mask.


I want to see Rey coming downstairs at Christmas time, because he heard a noise.  Then Dom, dressed as Santa Claus and Rhea, dressed as Mrs. Claus, jump out from behind the tree and beat the crap out of him.  Pour milk on his face and stuff cookies in his mouth.
 
2022-11-26 8:16:31 PM  
Did they keep a camera person in the cage in NXT war games?
 
2022-11-26 8:17:55 PM  

foo monkey: Nick el Ass: foo monkey: ZM Punk: [YouTube video: Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household]
Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine

I laughed my ass off. How much fun did they have filming that?  The mask absolutely killed me.  Does Rey only take it off when he's inside his own home?  Only when he's eating?  Does he wear it when he mows the lawn?  Do his neighbors, who know where he lives and have an emergency key to his house, not know what his face looks like?  Did they film it before they ate?  After?  Did Rhea wear her makeup during dinner?  Absolutely brilliant.

Anyone who watched WCW knows Rey looks like a 12 year old boy under his mask.

I want to see Rey coming downstairs at Christmas time, because he heard a noise.  Then Dom, dressed as Santa Claus and Rhea, dressed as Mrs. Claus, jump out from behind the tree and beat the crap out of him.  Pour milk on his face and stuff cookies in his mouth.


I will allow this a use of using FARK as your personal erotica
 
2022-11-26 8:18:07 PM  
Io, who will almost certainly leap off the top at some point.
 
2022-11-26 8:18:44 PM  

eagles95: Did they keep a camera person in the cage in NXT war games?


They have before, yes.
 
2022-11-26 8:18:46 PM  
NGL, kinda liking the caged women shots.
 
2022-11-26 8:19:03 PM  

foo monkey: Rhea, dressed as Mrs. Claus


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2022-11-26 8:19:09 PM  

foo monkey: Nick el Ass: foo monkey: ZM Punk: [YouTube video: Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household]
Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine

I laughed my ass off. How much fun did they have filming that?  The mask absolutely killed me.  Does Rey only take it off when he's inside his own home?  Only when he's eating?  Does he wear it when he mows the lawn?  Do his neighbors, who know where he lives and have an emergency key to his house, not know what his face looks like?  Did they film it before they ate?  After?  Did Rhea wear her makeup during dinner?  Absolutely brilliant.

Anyone who watched WCW knows Rey looks like a 12 year old boy under his mask.

I want to see Rey coming downstairs at Christmas time, because he heard a noise.  Then Dom, dressed as Santa Claus and Rhea, dressed as Mrs. Claus, jump out from behind the tree and beat the crap out of him.  Pour milk on his face and stuff cookies in his mouth.


Don't forget a lump of Cole in his stocking.
(Yes, I spelled it as I intended. Figure it out)
 
2022-11-26 8:19:31 PM  
lol, what was that, Io?
 
2022-11-26 8:19:40 PM  
Not sure what that was from Io, lol.
 
2022-11-26 8:20:34 PM  

eagles95: foo monkey: Nick el Ass: foo monkey: ZM Punk: [YouTube video: Rhea Ripley & Dominik crash Thanksgiving at the Mysterio Household]
Dom and Rhea crashed the Mysterios family Thanksgiving dinner, amd it was great.  Pretty sure one of you marks pitched this idea a few times here.  Jist strengthens my idea theres a WWE writer amongst us.

Also nice toucb having Rey put a mask on to answer the door, just Like i put on pants to answer mine

I laughed my ass off. How much fun did they have filming that?  The mask absolutely killed me.  Does Rey only take it off when he's inside his own home?  Only when he's eating?  Does he wear it when he mows the lawn?  Do his neighbors, who know where he lives and have an emergency key to his house, not know what his face looks like?  Did they film it before they ate?  After?  Did Rhea wear her makeup during dinner?  Absolutely brilliant.

Anyone who watched WCW knows Rey looks like a 12 year old boy under his mask.

I want to see Rey coming downstairs at Christmas time, because he heard a noise.  Then Dom, dressed as Santa Claus and Rhea, dressed as Mrs. Claus, jump out from behind the tree and beat the crap out of him.  Pour milk on his face and stuff cookies in his mouth.

I will allow this a use of using FARK as your personal erotica


I want to see Rey come downstairs at New Year's, because he heard a noise.  Then Dom, dressed as Baby New Year, jumps out from behind a corner and beats the crap out of him.  He and Rhea pour a bunch of champagne in his face, then break the (prop) bottle over his bad leg.
 
2022-11-26 8:20:43 PM  
TD Garden is definitely not rocking, Graves.
 
2022-11-26 8:21:02 PM  
Asuka next?
 
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