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    More: Facepalm, Burglary, The Card, Playing card, Value, local card shop, Jacob Fallis, first big card purchase, store owner  
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1043 clicks; posted to Fandom » on 26 Nov 2022 at 3:50 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-26 4:34:45 PM  
Oddish things are afoot at the local card shop
 
2022-11-26 6:28:13 PM  
Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey
 
2022-11-26 6:36:37 PM  

twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey


Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one
 
2022-11-26 6:43:10 PM  
It's a darkrai day when your place is burgled like that.
 
2022-11-26 6:44:41 PM  
Did they have security cameras? Jackasses always ruin nice things.
 
2022-11-26 6:46:43 PM  

leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one


What a gastly thought that they'd need one.
 
2022-11-26 6:49:09 PM  
..and your Pokemon closer
 
2022-11-26 6:54:56 PM  

Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.


It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.
 
2022-11-26 7:01:01 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.


If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.
 
2022-11-26 7:05:32 PM  
Why wouldn't their insurance cover this?  Were they operating uninsured!?!
 
2022-11-26 7:09:33 PM  

Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.


Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.
 
2022-11-26 7:20:47 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.

Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.


Ditto.  That's not too farfetch'd. This really might seel their decision once they're less krabby.
 
2022-11-26 7:26:47 PM  

Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.

Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.

Ditto.  That's not too farfetch'd. This really might seel their decision once they're less krabby.


But, if they get their cards back like magic, then abra kadabra alakazam their mood will most certainly change.  If not, then next time, maybe they won't be such slowpokes about security.
 
2022-11-26 7:31:02 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.

Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.

Ditto.  That's not too farfetch'd. This really might seel their decision once they're less krabby.

But, if they get their cards back like magic, then abra kadabra alakazam their mood will most certainly change.  If not, then next time, maybe they won't be such slowpokes about security.


I just squirtled with delight.
 
2022-11-26 8:00:46 PM  

Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.

Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.

Ditto.  That's not too farfetch'd. This really might seel their decision once they're less krabby.

But, if they get their cards back like magic, then abra kadabra alakazam their mood will most certainly change.  If not, then next time, maybe they won't be such slowpokes about security.

I just squirtled with delight.


I'm glad to have zapdos'ed you with some enjoyment.
 
2022-11-26 8:09:25 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.

Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.

Ditto.  That's not too farfetch'd. This really might seel their decision once they're less krabby.

But, if they get their cards back like magic, then abra kadabra alakazam their mood will most certainly change.  If not, then next time, maybe they won't be such slowpokes about security.

I just squirtled with delight.

I'm glad to have zapdos'ed you with some enjoyment.


These pokemon puns. You two are really koi king with gas!
 
2022-11-26 8:22:52 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: twonky: Keeping those cards on display when the shop was unmanned was quite chancey

Where was the shop that it didn't have a metal shutter? Even mall stores have one

What a gastly thought that they'd need one.

It's going to Haunter them that they didn't have one ahead of time.

If they had one, they'd be ringing the victreebell on the success of their physical security measures.

Mew know, maybe this is just the thing to change their minds on the subject.

Ditto.  That's not too farfetch'd. This really might seel their decision once they're less krabby.

But, if they get their cards back like magic, then abra kadabra alakazam their mood will most certainly change.  If not, then next time, maybe they won't be such slowpokes about security.

I just squirtled with delight.

I'm glad to have zapdos'ed you with some enjoyment.

These pokemon puns. You two are really koi king with gas!


Are you weezing from laughing too much?
 
2022-11-26 9:08:24 PM  
This store feels very mismagius'd. The thieves probably saw the cards and thought Wynaut. "It's just a Weedle theft - won't hurt no one." So they Purrloin'd the cards while all the other Slowpokes work to catch up to them.
 
2022-11-26 9:11:17 PM  

KipKips: This store feels very mismagius'd. The thieves probably saw the cards and thought Wynaut. "It's just a Weedle theft - won't hurt no one." So they Purrloin'd the cards while all the other Slowpokes work to catch up to them.


Ooooooh, sorry, -1 for reusing slowpoke.  Too slowbro
 
2022-11-26 9:13:34 PM  

Deathbymeteor: KipKips: This store feels very mismagius'd. The thieves probably saw the cards and thought Wynaut. "It's just a Weedle theft - won't hurt no one." So they Purrloin'd the cards while all the other Slowpokes work to catch up to them.

Ooooooh, sorry, -1 for reusing slowpoke.  Too slowbro


Jynx!
 
2022-11-26 9:24:28 PM  

Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: KipKips: This store feels very mismagius'd. The thieves probably saw the cards and thought Wynaut. "It's just a Weedle theft - won't hurt no one." So they Purrloin'd the cards while all the other Slowpokes work to catch up to them.

Ooooooh, sorry, -1 for reusing slowpoke.  Too slowbro

Jynx!


Oh no, I'll have to Mr. Mime all my future posts, unless there's some Unown other way to escape it.
 
2022-11-26 9:34:13 PM  

Deathbymeteor: KipKips: This store feels very mismagius'd. The thieves probably saw the cards and thought Wynaut. "It's just a Weedle theft - won't hurt no one." So they Purrloin'd the cards while all the other Slowpokes work to catch up to them.

Ooooooh, sorry, -1 for reusing slowpoke.  Too slowbro


That was very Purrugly of me, sorry. Tried to Swalot too much in one go.
 
2022-11-26 9:48:40 PM  
Anyway, everyone should have metal shutters for their homes and businesses in case nasty people try to take a pikachu.
 
2022-11-26 9:52:01 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Anyway, everyone should have metal shutters for their homes and businesses in case nasty people try to take a pikachu.


I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a little horsea.
 
2022-11-26 9:58:52 PM  

Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: Anyway, everyone should have metal shutters for their homes and businesses in case nasty people try to take a pikachu.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a little horsea.


The puns are still so good, I worry I might Exploud with laughter
 
2022-11-26 10:16:19 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: Anyway, everyone should have metal shutters for their homes and businesses in case nasty people try to take a pikachu.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a little horsea.

The puns are still so good, I worry I might Exploud with laughter


Hopefully you have an exeggutor for your estate!
 
2022-11-26 10:26:41 PM  

Summoner101: Deathbymeteor: Summoner101: leeksfromchichis: Anyway, everyone should have metal shutters for their homes and businesses in case nasty people try to take a pikachu.

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting a little horsea.

The puns are still so good, I worry I might Exploud with laughter

Hopefully you have an exeggutor for your estate!


I don't, I should really get one before I shedinja this mortal existence.
 
2022-11-27 12:04:33 AM  
The card shop on my town got burglarized a couple months ago. Guy got caught after another one in Oklahoma. Turns out he had been hitting card shops all throughout the midwest for weeks.
 
2022-11-27 9:23:25 AM  
Charizard!  I steal you!!
 
2022-11-27 9:23:58 AM  
(Team Rocket wanted for questioning)
 
2022-11-27 10:37:08 AM  
Counter it!

Oops, wrong game.
 
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