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(Ultimate Classic Rock)   If you paid a pretty penny for one of the limited edition (900 copies) of Bob Dylan's The Philosophy of Modern Song, which he *cough* "personally autographed", uh....we need to have a talk   (ultimateclassicrock.com) divider line
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1312 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Nov 2022 at 3:38 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-26 3:41:33 PM  
Why did my BS meter suddenly go off the charts?
 
2022-11-26 3:42:59 PM  

caffeine_addict: Why did my BS meter suddenly go off the charts?


Vertigo effects?
 
2022-11-26 3:46:06 PM  
At least he admitted to the fark-up, and is going to try to fix it himself. There are some artists who would have left it to the lawyers to settle during the lawsuits.
 
2022-11-26 3:46:48 PM  
also see; " naugahyde "  (genuine imitation leather)
 
2022-11-26 3:49:11 PM  
Billi Dylanilli
 
2022-11-26 3:56:12 PM  
The first tipoff that the signatures were fake was that they were easilý intelligible, unlike anything else Bob Dylan has ever produced
 
2022-11-26 4:03:01 PM  

delysid25: The first tipoff that the signatures were fake was that they were easilý intelligible, unlike anything else Bob Dylan has ever produced


Ouch. I don't think he's gonna recover from that dig. Poor Bob. He's probably crying right now.
 
2022-11-26 4:09:47 PM  
Next batch will have authentic signatures from Hologram Dylan
 
2022-11-26 4:38:22 PM  

Schmerd1948: delysid25: The first tipoff that the signatures were fake was that they were easilý intelligible, unlike anything else Bob Dylan has ever produced

Ouch. I don't think he's gonna recover from that dig. Poor Bob. He's probably crying right now.


Dryin' his tears on hunnerd-dollar bills
 
2022-11-26 4:38:45 PM  
Now those 900 "fake" signature inscribed volumes will skyrocket in value.
Watch for them on eBay...
 
2022-11-26 5:13:56 PM  
lets us not autograph falsely now, the hour is getting late...
 
2022-11-26 5:15:24 PM  

ClavellBCMI: At least he admitted to the fark-up, and is going to try to fix it himself. There are some artists who would have left it to the lawyers to settle during the lawsuits.


I'm curious how he intends to fix it.  Mail it to him to sign?  Send you a signed postcard? Give all owners a twenty dollar bill?  Mumble all the ripped-off owners' names in a 20 minute song?
 
2022-11-26 5:25:28 PM  
How does it take a crew of five to sign 900 autographs?
 
2022-11-26 5:36:41 PM  
Made aware there was a problem were you, Bob?
But you knew you had a case of "Vertigo-Covid" and hadn't been able to sign any of the merch yet you and your little scum-crew shipped the items out anyway.
 
2022-11-26 5:57:11 PM  

LewDux: Next batch will have authentic signatures from Hologram Dylan


Insert NFT joke here.
 
2022-11-26 6:14:53 PM  

dereksmalls: also see; " naugahyde "  (genuine imitation leather)


"Genuine faux pearls"

I always remember that one from some stupid TV commercial
 
2022-11-26 6:27:08 PM  
Bob Dylan is a scumbag and an asshole.
 
2022-11-26 6:52:41 PM  
I've hand-signed each and every art print over the years, and there's never been a problem."

He continued: "However, in 2019 I had a bad case of vertigo and it continued into the pandemic years got caught.
 
2022-11-26 6:53:34 PM  
I get vertigo when someone asks me to sign 900 books too, but if I'm being paid to sign them, I will.
 
2022-11-26 7:10:38 PM  

Mangoose: Bob Dylan is a scumbag and an asshole.


handle that edge carefully , m'lord
 
2022-11-26 7:14:49 PM  

cocozilla: dereksmalls: also see; " naugahyde "  (genuine imitation leather)

"Genuine faux pearls"

I always remember that one from some stupid TV commercial


diamelles
 
2022-11-26 7:41:38 PM  

alienated: Mangoose: Bob Dylan is a scumbag and an asshole.

handle that edge carefully , m'lord


he can be a bit of a cranky old... something
 
2022-11-26 7:53:08 PM  

monkeypapa: Mumble all the ripped-off owners' names in a 20 minute song?


That would be epic
 
2022-11-26 7:54:00 PM  

alienated: Mangoose: Bob Dylan is a scumbag and an asshole.

handle that edge carefully , m'lord


That's not an edgy opinion. He is. Got nothing to do with his artistry.
 
2022-11-26 8:22:40 PM  
I'm as pretentious as they come and even I find the title The Philosophy of Modern Song insufferable.
 
2022-11-26 11:52:22 PM  
"Got Caught" indeed. Dick.
 
2022-11-27 12:06:49 AM  
I've never understood how Bob Dylan gets so much respect. He sucks and his music sucks.
 
2022-11-27 1:05:24 AM  

realmolo: I've never understood how Bob Dylan gets so much respect. He sucks and his music sucks.


The demographic has bad taste in music.
Bob Dylan, Beatles, Beach Boys, Eagles, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, and others.  They are all very popular.  But. Meh. Bunch of meh. They're all Kiss without make up. AND Metallica without rage and Crunch.
But. Hay fark heads keep paying 200+ for a show and 10 bucks for a disc that cost a buck or a file that cost a penny. So we got to hearing the same trash tired heartless lame music.
 
2022-11-27 1:11:06 AM  

waxbeans: realmolo: I've never understood how Bob Dylan gets so much respect. He sucks and his music sucks.

The demographic has bad taste in music.
Bob Dylan, Beatles, Beach Boys, Eagles, Rolling Stones, Nirvana, and others.  They are all very popular.  But. Meh. Bunch of meh. They're all Kiss without make up. AND Metallica without rage and Crunch.
But. Hay fark heads keep paying 200+ for a show and 10 bucks for a disc that cost a buck or a file that cost a penny. So we got to hearing the same trash tired heartless lame music.


boring, Sydney. Boring !
 
2022-11-27 6:11:04 AM  
The autopen signed them "ZImmerman".
 
2022-11-27 7:25:42 AM  

Don Gato: The autopen signed them "ZImmerman".


I don't believe in Zimmerman

- John Lennon
 
2022-11-27 9:33:12 PM  

delysid25: The first tipoff that the signatures were fake was that they were easilý intelligible, unlike anything else Bob Dylan has ever produced


And THAT? Is THAT intelligible? I just almost dug a hole in my screen trying to get rid of the piece of "dirt!"
 
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