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2022-11-25 10:29:04 PM  
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2022-11-25 11:05:37 PM  
Allah akbar!
 
2022-11-25 11:12:06 PM  
I read that in Leonard Nimoy's voice.
 
2022-11-26 12:08:08 AM  
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2022-11-26 12:47:27 AM  
I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?
 
2022-11-26 1:13:38 AM  
Thee, thee, thee, thee!  It's always about thee! What about MY needs, Ted?
 
2022-11-26 1:14:39 AM  
Nice Canadian touch
 
2022-11-26 3:20:35 AM  
Well I think Senator Cornyn needs to do more thinking and less cornyn.
 
2022-11-26 4:16:14 AM  
No, no, no. The explanation is simple. Now that Cruz has used his prehensile rectal proboscis to implant egg sacs in Cornyn's skull Cornyn's movements are under control of the hivefathers.
 
2022-11-26 4:22:43 AM  
I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?

Isn't that how you "repost" a comment? How else do you do it, genius?
 
2022-11-26 5:06:31 AM  

Lsherm: I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?


I would say that the modern Bible is a copy/paste mistake.
 
2022-11-26 5:11:09 AM  
"Senator Ted Cruz @ SecretMothershipUnderBrazzersHQ

Human organs are delicious! Adrenal chrome is real and I harvest it using a special device I brought from Hive World Gamma Epsilon.  Heidi is my loyal servant awaiting assimilation into the hive mind.

Happy Thanksgiving!
John and Human Female Counterpart
🍁 🦃 🙌 "
 
2022-11-26 5:15:22 AM  

Lsherm: I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?


I didn't see it posted on Flaccid Wolverine's Twitter. My guess is that whoever was hired to create that logged into the wrong client's account.
 
2022-11-26 5:15:42 AM  
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2022-11-26 5:15:45 AM  
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2022-11-26 5:19:18 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: I read that in Leonard Nimoy's voice.


Time to build the Oracle.
 
2022-11-26 5:22:14 AM  
The alien parasite that was incubating in Ted Cruz has hatched and now it's spreading. Kiss humanity goodbye, cause we are donzo!
 
2022-11-26 5:22:30 AM  
Everyone needs to call him Heidi from now on.
 
2022-11-26 5:22:31 AM  
Heidi and Ted?
 
2022-11-26 5:29:07 AM  
That's nice. I pray the Lord gives you ass cancer, asshole.
 
2022-11-26 5:31:04 AM  

Lsherm: I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?


This wanker and Ted the flaccid penis wolverine guy both pay an agency to post deeply held and sincere *snerk* religious beliefs on their behalf . The same agency. Who farked up and posted to the wrong account.
 
2022-11-26 5:31:20 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: I read that in Leonard Nimoy's voice.


Leonard Nimoy as Sputnik
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2022-11-26 5:33:43 AM  
It's church words attributed to senators who are unlikely to know those words.
 
2022-11-26 5:36:24 AM  
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2022-11-26 5:37:46 AM  
Clearly John is trying to tell us that Heidi and Ted gave him the Canadian Turkey Clap at the last GOP orgy.

STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!.
 
2022-11-26 5:40:39 AM  
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2022-11-26 5:43:58 AM  
Twitter is going to be completely useless by January 1.
 
2022-11-26 5:51:20 AM  

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The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
 
2022-11-26 5:53:33 AM  

DannyBrandt: I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?

Isn't that how you "repost" a comment? How else do you do it, genius?


Repost is called retweet. And you retweet by hitting the retweet button. Twitter will clearly show that you are retweeting what Ted tweeted. This was no retweet. More likely as Subby suggests a contractor put the text in the account of the wrong client.
 
2022-11-26 6:09:04 AM  
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2022-11-26 6:09:06 AM  

Therion: Thee, thee, thee, thee!  It's always about thee! What about MY needs, Ted?



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I'm just commenting about the GOP  using god's preferred pronouns.
They should worry, as he is a jealous god and you should not take his pronouns in vain.
 
2022-11-26 6:11:54 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Twitter is going to be completely useless by January 1.


Twitter has a use?
 
2022-11-26 6:20:37 AM  

wademh: Therion: Thee, thee, thee, thee!  It's always about thee! What about MY needs, Ted?


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I'm just commenting about the GOP  using god's preferred pronouns.
They should worry, as he is a jealous god and you should not take his pronouns in vain.


"You thyboys crack me up!"
 
2022-11-26 6:23:19 AM  
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God is that one dude online in the group chat that's always online but never speaks
 
2022-11-26 6:23:31 AM  

Jiggatron69: "Senator Ted Cruz @ SecretMothershipUnderBrazzersHQ

Human organs are delicious! Adrenal chrome is real and I harvest it using a special device I brought from Hive World Gamma Epsilon.  Heidi is my loyal servant awaiting assimilation into the hive mind.

Happy Thanksgiving!
John and Human Female Counterpart
🍁 🦃 🙌 "


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Ted "Slimy Skinsuit" Cruz?

Doctor Who isn't real.... Right?

Right?!
 
2022-11-26 6:27:47 AM  
Human emotions,

--Mitt Romney
 
2022-11-26 6:33:30 AM  
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slurp
 
2022-11-26 6:40:09 AM  

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God is that one dude online in the group chat that's always online but never speaks


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2022-11-26 7:32:03 AM  
Now if someone tweeted at him:

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
Would he even recognize it? Ever notice these conserva-shmucks are always quoting the Torah but never their actual lord and saviour?
 
2022-11-26 7:33:46 AM  
Heidi is the ugly one right?
 
2022-11-26 7:34:43 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: I read that in Leonard Nimoy's voice.


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2022-11-26 7:40:52 AM  
That is a quote that read on behalf of someone that just died.

So either he doesn't know what the fark he just said, or he expect you all to die today.
 
2022-11-26 7:41:39 AM  

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Kahn's Last Breath
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2022-11-26 7:42:59 AM  

jst3p: Lsherm: I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?

I would say that the modern Bible is a copy/paste mistake.


It is, "from the beginning." Mistranslations of evolving languages from scribes that usually weren't as literate as we imagine them, and if you could afford to commission an expensive run of handwritten Bibles you had the clout to have them say whatever you believed or simply wanted.

(Read a good book on that a few months back, Misquoting Jesus.)
 
2022-11-26 7:48:28 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Twitter is going to be completely useless by January 1.


That seems to imply that it isn't already.
 
2022-11-26 8:05:04 AM  
I always knew it was just a couple of guys who put words in all those empty suits' mouths. Probably some russian guys.
Lame.
 
2022-11-26 8:08:02 AM  
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife!
 
2022-11-26 8:13:40 AM  
Twatter tells me "She's Gone" is trending, so,

Daryl Hall & John Oates - She's Gone (orginal album version) HQ+
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2022-11-26 8:28:37 AM  

Lsherm: I don't use Twitter, but I'm assuming this is a copy/paste mistake? Because of the "Heidi and Ted" at the bottom?


And the Canadian Maple Leaf. Cornyn is a native Texan, unlike Humon Ted Cruz who infected his hist in Canada originally.
 
2022-11-26 8:30:21 AM  
Isn't "thee" a pronoun?
 
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