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(Tampa Bay Times)   Thousands of nuisance Floridians are killed each year. Is it necessary?   (tampabay.com) divider line
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chewynathan2
2022-11-25 11:27:50 PM  
9 votes:
Fluffy sure is taking a long time to go  potty.

/anyhoo, off to polish the aardvark. Not a euphemism.
 
GatorBreath
2022-11-26 8:22:24 AM  
9 votes:
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mononymous
2022-11-25 11:42:35 PM  
7 votes:
If we don't have the odd hurricane to cull the Floridians, they'll infest the rest of the country.  They're a dangerous invasive species.

Oh, ...alligators? I think we could do without alligators...
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-25 10:43:42 PM  
6 votes:
I could see culling some of the asshats driving on I-75.
 
Jeebus Saves
2022-11-25 11:27:46 PM  
5 votes:

MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago


Rent free
 
hlehmann
2022-11-25 11:28:32 PM  
5 votes:
Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
 
OhioUGrad
2022-11-25 11:54:53 PM  
5 votes:
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RandomInternetComment
2022-11-26 1:37:42 AM  
4 votes:

sinko swimo: if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.


Ok mr Soylent green.

/Consumed? Really?
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 11:23:57 PM  
3 votes:
nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago
 
AeAe
2022-11-25 11:58:21 PM  
3 votes:

pwkpete: hlehmann: Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

It's not sterile

But to answer subbys question:

YES


Urine from a HEALTHY person is sterile and delicious.
 
The Smails Kid
2022-11-26 7:56:15 AM  
3 votes:
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Billy Liar
2022-11-25 11:31:09 PM  
2 votes:
Why not just forcibly remove them to some place, like, say, Oklahoma?

Trail of Alligator Tears

/ yeah, I know, but they're not crocodiles
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 11:38:16 PM  
2 votes:
I'd feel worse about it if they were still endangered, but they aren't. Florida has plenty of gators.

Back when I was living in a rural area of Virginia I could not believe they didn't let hunters kill deer year round. There were deer everywhere. During rutting season sometimes the males would chase my car because I think the exhaust resonated at some frequency that set them off.

I love deer, I think they are cute. I also think we have plenty of them.
 
Caelistis
2022-11-26 12:54:57 AM  
2 votes:
Is killing nuisance Floridians necessary?

It's doing the Lord's work!

Oh...alligators? Leave the scaly bastards alone.
 
Lipspinach
2022-11-26 10:32:03 AM  
2 votes:

ThighsofGlory: Lipspinach: Jeebus Saves: MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago

Rent free

Oh wow, did you ever just own that poster! "Rent Free!" You are a genius! Every single post you make on this site only reinforces how reprehensible Republicans are. Also, you are a worthless piece of shiat.

Did you come twice?


Oh shiat, now you've done it. I'm owned AND triggered.. Whatever will I do?!
/GFY, scumbag.
 
stuffy
2022-11-26 1:19:47 PM  
2 votes:
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How is me to get my fancy new boots?
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-25 11:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
In a while, crocodile.

/gator is good eatin'
//got some caiman leather boots, damn fine boots if I say so
 
sex_and_drugs_for_ian [BareFark]
2022-11-25 11:50:53 PM  
1 vote:
Protections allowed the alligator population to return to safe levels


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Floki [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 1:07:43 AM  
1 vote:
I say relocate all captured alligators onto the barrier islands of Florida so that the barrier islands can return to their normal purpose; to protect the mainland from flooding due to storm surges.
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil
2022-11-26 2:04:22 AM  
1 vote:

RandomInternetComment: sinko swimo: if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.

Ok mr Soylent green.

/Consumed? Really?


Whoa there!  The poster could have meant consumed by fire or by helpful schools of piranhas.
 
The Smails Kid
2022-11-26 7:58:07 AM  
1 vote:
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GATORS WEAR JEAN SHORTS!
 
optikeye [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 9:21:16 AM  
1 vote:
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Oh, Boy...Mom will be so proud. I'm applying to NASA's newest AstroGator.
 
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