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(Tampa Bay Times)   Thousands of nuisance Floridians are killed each year. Is it necessary?   (tampabay.com) divider line
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4266 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Nov 2022 at 11:20 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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AirForceVet [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-25 10:43:42 PM  
12 votes:
I could see culling some of the asshats driving on I-75.
 
Lsherm [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 11:38:16 PM  
9 votes:
I'd feel worse about it if they were still endangered, but they aren't. Florida has plenty of gators.

Back when I was living in a rural area of Virginia I could not believe they didn't let hunters kill deer year round. There were deer everywhere. During rutting season sometimes the males would chase my car because I think the exhaust resonated at some frequency that set them off.

I love deer, I think they are cute. I also think we have plenty of them.
 
hlehmann
2022-11-25 11:28:32 PM  
5 votes:
Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
 
Lipspinach
2022-11-26 8:35:08 AM  
4 votes:

Jeebus Saves: MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago

Rent free


Oh wow, did you ever just own that poster! "Rent Free!" You are a genius! Every single post you make on this site only reinforces how reprehensible Republicans are. Also, you are a worthless piece of shiat.
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 11:23:57 PM  
3 votes:
nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-25 11:34:34 PM  
3 votes:
In a while, crocodile.

/gator is good eatin'
//got some caiman leather boots, damn fine boots if I say so
 
drewsclues
2022-11-26 12:19:02 AM  
3 votes:
Lived in Louisiana for a spell. At one time and being a midwesterner, I thought an alligator was some mythical creature. May as well have been a dragon or bigfoot. The first one I ever saw was roadkill.
 
Jeebus Saves
2022-11-25 11:27:46 PM  
2 votes:

MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago


Rent free
 
Caelistis
2022-11-26 12:54:57 AM  
2 votes:
Is killing nuisance Floridians necessary?

It's doing the Lord's work!

Oh...alligators? Leave the scaly bastards alone.
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 1:07:43 AM  
2 votes:
I say relocate all captured alligators onto the barrier islands of Florida so that the barrier islands can return to their normal purpose; to protect the mainland from flooding due to storm surges.
 
ThighsofGlory
2022-11-26 9:37:45 AM  
2 votes:

Lipspinach: Jeebus Saves: MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago

Rent free

Oh wow, did you ever just own that poster! "Rent Free!" You are a genius! Every single post you make on this site only reinforces how reprehensible Republicans are. Also, you are a worthless piece of shiat.


Did you come twice?
 
BonoboJeezus
2022-11-26 1:52:53 PM  
2 votes:
Killing is the only way state "game officials" know how to deal with wildlife.
No animal should face execution based on some missing foo-foo dogs, or the rantings of a helicopter mommy.

Don't like gators? Then move north and live in one of the many urban reserves designed for catering to every lazy whim of domesticated biipedal livestock.
 
pwkpete
2022-11-25 11:48:57 PM  
1 vote:

hlehmann: Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.


It's not sterile

But to answer subbys question:

YES
 
AeAe
2022-11-25 11:58:21 PM  
1 vote:

pwkpete: hlehmann: Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

It's not sterile

But to answer subbys question:

YES


Urine from a HEALTHY person is sterile and delicious.
 
sinko swimo
2022-11-26 1:36:19 AM  
1 vote:
if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.
 
RandomInternetComment
2022-11-26 1:37:42 AM  
1 vote:

sinko swimo: if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.


Ok mr Soylent green.

/Consumed? Really?
 
SalmonberryPie
2022-11-26 5:56:01 AM  
1 vote:
Consumed? Yes, consumed. Novel protein, alligator based pet food. (saw some for dogs too)
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caljar
2022-11-26 10:26:37 AM  
1 vote:
If there was a 6 foot alligator near where my young child plays in my back yard, I would want it removed, too.
 
luna1580 [TotalFark]
2022-11-26 11:36:49 AM  
1 vote:

caljar: If there was a 6 foot alligator near where my young child plays in my back yard, I would want it removed, too.


or you could try watching your kid and teaching them NOT to play at the water's edge.....

gators are sleath predators who do lunge attacks, they don't run up on the bank to eat you if you're not near the water. i'll bet money the mom who called recently moved here and is too busy on her phone to teach the kid how to stay safe.
 
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