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(Tampa Bay Times)   Thousands of nuisance Floridians are killed each year. Is it necessary?   (tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, American Alligator, 6-foot alligator, University of Florida, nuisance alligator trapper, Alligator, Florida, Phil Walters, Gainesville, Florida  
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2022-11-25 10:43:42 PM  
I could see culling some of the asshats driving on I-75.
 
2022-11-25 11:23:57 PM  
nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago
 
2022-11-25 11:27:46 PM  

MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago


Rent free
 
2022-11-25 11:27:50 PM  
Fluffy sure is taking a long time to go  potty.
 
2022-11-25 11:28:32 PM  
Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
 
2022-11-25 11:31:09 PM  
Why not just forcibly remove them to some place, like, say, Oklahoma?

Trail of Alligator Tears

/ yeah, I know, but they're not crocodiles
 
2022-11-25 11:34:34 PM  
In a while, crocodile.

/gator is good eatin'
//got some caiman leather boots, damn fine boots if I say so
 
2022-11-25 11:38:16 PM  
I'd feel worse about it if they were still endangered, but they aren't. Florida has plenty of gators.

Back when I was living in a rural area of Virginia I could not believe they didn't let hunters kill deer year round. There were deer everywhere. During rutting season sometimes the males would chase my car because I think the exhaust resonated at some frequency that set them off.

I love deer, I think they are cute. I also think we have plenty of them.
 
2022-11-25 11:42:35 PM  
If we don't have the odd hurricane to cull the Floridians, they'll infest the rest of the country.  They're a dangerous invasive species.

Oh, ...alligators? I think we could do without alligators...
 
2022-11-25 11:48:57 PM  

hlehmann: Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.


It's not sterile

But to answer subbys question:

YES
 
2022-11-25 11:50:53 PM  
Protections allowed the alligator population to return to safe levels


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2022-11-25 11:54:53 PM  
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2022-11-25 11:58:21 PM  

pwkpete: hlehmann: Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

It's not sterile

But to answer subbys question:

YES


Urine from a HEALTHY person is sterile and delicious.
 
2022-11-26 12:11:52 AM  
Mmm....gator sauce piquant.
 
2022-11-26 12:19:02 AM  
Lived in Louisiana for a spell. At one time and being a midwesterner, I thought an alligator was some mythical creature. May as well have been a dragon or bigfoot. The first one I ever saw was roadkill.
 
2022-11-26 12:54:57 AM  
Is killing nuisance Floridians necessary?

It's doing the Lord's work!

Oh...alligators? Leave the scaly bastards alone.
 
2022-11-26 1:07:43 AM  
I say relocate all captured alligators onto the barrier islands of Florida so that the barrier islands can return to their normal purpose; to protect the mainland from flooding due to storm surges.
 
2022-11-26 1:36:19 AM  
if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.
 
2022-11-26 1:37:42 AM  

sinko swimo: if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.


Ok mr Soylent green.

/Consumed? Really?
 
2022-11-26 1:41:18 AM  
If we confine it to Polk County residents and the offal who live in the Panhandle....

Oh. Gators. Well, okay, I guess we could trim back their numbers just a bit.
 
2022-11-26 1:55:16 AM  
The best people to ask are the ones whose relatives got ate.
 
2022-11-26 2:04:22 AM  

RandomInternetComment: sinko swimo: if quick kill and consumed that's kinder than the bastards starving from overpopulation. we should be doing the same thing with people.

Ok mr Soylent green.

/Consumed? Really?


Whoa there!  The poster could have meant consumed by fire or by helpful schools of piranhas.
 
2022-11-26 2:43:42 AM  
I mean... gators like crank, will settle for crack,...
 
2022-11-26 3:26:44 AM  
ACH! Das wagengator est eine NUISANCEgator.
 
2022-11-26 5:50:01 AM  
I'll give them a list of some to start with.....
 
2022-11-26 5:56:01 AM  
Consumed? Yes, consumed. Novel protein, alligator based pet food. (saw some for dogs too)
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2022-11-26 7:06:19 AM  

AeAe: pwkpete: hlehmann: Necessary?

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?  No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

It's not sterile

But to answer subbys question:

YES

Urine from a HEALTHY person is sterile and delicious.


Let me pee in a tea cup for you.
 
2022-11-26 7:56:15 AM  
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2022-11-26 7:58:07 AM  
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GATORS WEAR JEAN SHORTS!
 
2022-11-26 8:08:39 AM  
See You Later Alligator by Bobby Charles
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2022-11-26 8:22:24 AM  
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2022-11-26 8:35:08 AM  

Jeebus Saves: MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago

Rent free


Oh wow, did you ever just own that poster! "Rent Free!" You are a genius! Every single post you make on this site only reinforces how reprehensible Republicans are. Also, you are a worthless piece of shiat.
 
2022-11-26 9:03:37 AM  
Just because they eat a golfer now and then doesn't justify removal.
 
2022-11-26 9:21:16 AM  
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Oh, Boy...Mom will be so proud. I'm applying to NASA's newest AstroGator.
 
2022-11-26 9:37:45 AM  

Lipspinach: Jeebus Saves: MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago

Rent free

Oh wow, did you ever just own that poster! "Rent Free!" You are a genius! Every single post you make on this site only reinforces how reprehensible Republicans are. Also, you are a worthless piece of shiat.


Did you come twice?
 
2022-11-26 10:26:37 AM  
If there was a 6 foot alligator near where my young child plays in my back yard, I would want it removed, too.
 
2022-11-26 10:32:03 AM  

ThighsofGlory: Lipspinach: Jeebus Saves: MBooda: nuisance Floridians

tautology

/especially around mar a lago

Rent free

Oh wow, did you ever just own that poster! "Rent Free!" You are a genius! Every single post you make on this site only reinforces how reprehensible Republicans are. Also, you are a worthless piece of shiat.

Did you come twice?


Oh shiat, now you've done it. I'm owned AND triggered.. Whatever will I do?!
/GFY, scumbag.
 
2022-11-26 11:36:49 AM  

caljar: If there was a 6 foot alligator near where my young child plays in my back yard, I would want it removed, too.


or you could try watching your kid and teaching them NOT to play at the water's edge.....

gators are sleath predators who do lunge attacks, they don't run up on the bank to eat you if you're not near the water. i'll bet money the mom who called recently moved here and is too busy on her phone to teach the kid how to stay safe.
 
2022-11-26 12:50:58 PM  
Those poor alligators. They do the world a service by killing people in floriduh and they get punished for it.
 
2022-11-26 1:19:47 PM  
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How is me to get my fancy new boots?
 
2022-11-26 1:52:53 PM  
Killing is the only way state "game officials" know how to deal with wildlife.
No animal should face execution based on some missing foo-foo dogs, or the rantings of a helicopter mommy.

Don't like gators? Then move north and live in one of the many urban reserves designed for catering to every lazy whim of domesticated biipedal livestock.
 
2022-11-26 3:10:22 PM  
You just knock 'em in the head with a stump.
 
2022-11-26 3:18:15 PM  
Oh be honest, subby. Like everyone else on fark, the only deaths people really get upset about around here are the ones that impact people they don't dislike or happen to be eggregiously invasive to their comfortable spaces.  Outside of that, like, say, a bunch of RWNJs gunning each other down or a bunch of anti-vaxxers dying of Covid, or a bunch of Floridians dying off, nobody gives a shiat.

And, likewise, while nobody admits it openly, they all recognize that some lives have more value than others, and while maybe not actively rooting for the deaths of the ones they don't value, they certainly don't lose sleep over it.
 
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