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Pan Am
2022-11-24 12:15:09 PM  
22 votes:
Our international flights on Thanksgiving play Alice's Restaurant over the PA on a loop for the entirety of the flight.

If you don't jump out the emergency exit door before landing, your flight is free.
 
Summoner101
2022-11-24 6:14:45 PM  
9 votes:

Pan Am: Our international flights on Thanksgiving play Alice's Restaurant over the PA on a loop for the entirety of the flight.

If you don't jump out the emergency exit door before landing, your flight is free.


If you jumped out of the emergency exit door before landing, you'd be guilty of litterin'....

...and creatin' a nuisance!
 
Billy Liar
2022-11-24 8:10:49 PM  
4 votes:
You can get anything you want

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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-24 3:45:30 PM  
2 votes:
Will Alice be in chains?
 
A Room Full of Angry Raccoons
2022-11-24 9:44:10 PM  
2 votes:

kdawg7736: Will Alice be in chains?


If that's your thing...
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KingKauff
2022-11-24 6:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

Summoner101: Pan Am: Our international flights on Thanksgiving play Alice's Restaurant over the PA on a loop for the entirety of the flight.

If you don't jump out the emergency exit door before landing, your flight is free.

If you jumped out of the emergency exit door before landing, you'd be guilty of litterin'....

...and creatin' a nuisance!


And you'll land on the Group W bench.
 
Summoner101
2022-11-24 6:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

KingKauff: Summoner101: Pan Am: Our international flights on Thanksgiving play Alice's Restaurant over the PA on a loop for the entirety of the flight.

If you don't jump out the emergency exit door before landing, your flight is free.

If you jumped out of the emergency exit door before landing, you'd be guilty of litterin'....

...and creatin' a nuisance!

And you'll land on the Group W bench.


Not with the father rapers! 😩
 
LZeitgeist
2022-11-25 3:35:46 PM  
1 vote:
Haven't heard the song in its entirety in over 20 years. This Thanksgiving, during dinner with my wife (we are 54 and 52), 27y/o daughter and her 29y/o partner, I decided I would choose to have it playing during dinner so they could hear it for the first time and share in the mirth.

I turned it off after a dozen minutes - no one was enjoying it, including me, except for a few chuckles early on about the two piles of garbage becoming one large pile of garbage.

Some things just don't last the test of time.
 
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