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(Bipartisan Report)   E. Jean Carroll wishes Trump a Happy Thanksgiving, by filing a sexual assault lawsuit against him just after midnight last night   (bipartisanreport.com) divider line
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ElPrimitivo
2022-11-24 5:51:59 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: I'd like to see him wriggle his way out of this one!


I picture it kind of like this:

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The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 5:55:21 PM  
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Officer Barrelroll
2022-11-24 5:57:38 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Be nice if she has some DNA evidence and could walk it before the media.  Not admissable as evidence but it puts the mushroom in the changing room.

Also, Bergdorf has video footage.  Enough to place them together.

Yeah. Yeah. Dream on Harry.
"Oh Morgan Fairchild.  You are talented in the ways of Omox.   And you allow me to see the original blue prints of the A-10 (nerd like groaning)


She does have DNA evidence on the dress she wore that day. Trump has refused to give his DNA.

I wonder why.
 
fruit flies like a banana [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-11-24 6:03:34 PM  

munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.


She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.
 
C18H27NO3
2022-11-24 6:06:04 PM  
here's my cat, Vagina T. Fireball

Well that's certainly unique.
 
hissatsu [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 6:06:39 PM  
Trump maligned Carroll's appearance - which he also did more recently as litigation continued

This should have sunk him entirely if a good portion of the population wasn't made up of garbage people. Deplorable even.

"Just look at her! I only rape really hot broads. She is way below my standards."
 
foo monkey
2022-11-24 6:12:57 PM  

GlamrLama: foo monkey: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels Melania Knavs?

/ FTFY


This gal?

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snowshovel
2022-11-24 6:12:59 PM  
Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements
 
ElPrimitivo
2022-11-24 6:17:20 PM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


If you perceive attempting to hold rapists accountable for their crimes as a political statement, you might consider rethinking your political stance.
 
gaspode
2022-11-24 6:23:42 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.


When you have been that bastard for as long as he has you don't want DNA on file out there under any circumstances.
 
Erma Gerdd
2022-11-24 6:25:51 PM  

OldRod: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

He already said she was too ugly to rape, which is what got the defamation lawsuit in the first place


Sharp knees...
 
tembaarmswide
2022-11-24 6:37:56 PM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


You are so farking stupid that it goes unsaid yet I felt the need to say it anyway
 
Zombie DJ
2022-11-24 6:41:08 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


You mean in thanksgiving when most people are away from their phones?
 
Crocoduck
2022-11-24 7:33:52 PM  
1) Set your kids up with undeserved cush jobs
2) Payoffs to pornstars
3) Overvalue properties for lending purposes
4) Cheat on taxes.
5) Use police to clear neighborhood for photo opportunity
6) Willingly separating families for the point of being cruel
7) Loot the US Government
8) Steal from charities
9) Extorting foreign powers for political advantage
10) Rape
11) Have meetings discussing having VP assassinated
12) Coup attempt

According to the scale, E Jean Carroll has at best a Level 10 infraction, which, still carries with it a 'witch hunt' label.


At best Jean Carroll
 
ukexpat
2022-11-24 9:10:13 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.


I wonder if Stormy has it?
 
Boondock3806
2022-11-24 9:46:24 PM  
I mean, I get that the giggity tag is appropriate for links to stories that suggests something might finally be happening, but it seems just a little farked up here.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:13:08 PM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


Tell me, when do you start doing your Holocaust denial routine?  Or your greatest hits of First Nations massacres?  You may want a blanket to keep you warm, I'm sure I could dig up something.

YMPKPOFMSW.
 
Unsung_Hero
2022-11-24 11:44:50 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.


Seems like there ought to be a Trump family member who could provide DNA that could be conclusive enough to show someone closely related to Donny made the donation, which in turn should be more than enough for a court-ordered sample from the shiatstain himself.
 
a_room_with_a_moose
2022-11-25 5:39:52 AM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


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Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 6:49:37 AM  

Unsung_Hero: fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.

Seems like there ought to be a Trump family member who could provide DNA that could be conclusive enough to show someone closely related to Donny made the donation, which in turn should be more than enough for a court-ordered sample from the shiatstain himself.


Mary Trump would definitely be willing to provide a DNA sample.

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OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-25 6:56:49 AM  

foo monkey: GlamrLama: foo monkey: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels Melania Knavs?

/ FTFY

This gal?

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Wow, Melania actually had eyes at one time?
 
wutevr
2022-11-25 10:09:22 AM  
Of all the skeevy crimes that greasebag wallows in, the way he treats women who stand up to him is the most deplorable to me.

I wish that crotch rot that Weinstein got on him - prison and crotch rot.   Yup.
 
munko
2022-11-25 10:12:50 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Maybe if TFG wasn't a sexual assaulting scumbag he wouldn't be getting accused and sued by dozens of women.

He deserves negative Karma, and to have his balls cut off.


thiss woman is a nut job who has already accused him of stuff. silly stuff,proven a whack job, and forgot.   shot down because of statue of limitations.  someone just changed the law, that went into effect at midnight, and as she filed again shortly there after.  This was a claim of something that happened 30 years ago. stuff that can't be proven by DNA like serious crimes.  Just opinions from someones memory bank.
 
Mambo Bananapatch [BareFark]
2022-11-25 3:34:22 PM  

Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.

It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something


Sorry. I am grouchy these days.
 
Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-25 3:54:29 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.

It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something

Sorry. I am grouchy these days.


No worries my friend!
 
Someone Else's Alt [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 4:18:25 PM  

munko: Someone Else's Alt: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Maybe if TFG wasn't a sexual assaulting scumbag he wouldn't be getting accused and sued by dozens of women.

He deserves negative Karma, and to have his balls cut off.

thiss woman is a nut job who has already accused him of stuff. silly stuff,proven a whack job, and forgot.   shot down because of statue of limitations.  someone just changed the law, that went into effect at midnight, and as she filed again shortly there after.  This was a claim of something that happened 30 years ago. stuff that can't be proven by DNA like serious crimes.  Just opinions from someones memory bank.


Your're a farking idiot.
 
Mambo Bananapatch [BareFark]
2022-11-25 5:14:04 PM  

Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.

It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something

Sorry. I am grouchy these days.

No worries my friend!


I used to be a nice person.
 
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