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(Bipartisan Report)   E. Jean Carroll wishes Trump a Happy Thanksgiving, by filing a sexual assault lawsuit against him just after midnight last night   (bipartisanreport.com) divider line
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2022-11-24 11:16:44 AM  
Carroll was waiting for new state rules in New York to take effect that would provide her an opportunity for legal action despite previous restrictions derived from what are known as statutes of limitations.

I'm surprised they allowed that new law to be retroactive.  I mean, good for her, I'm just surprised
 
2022-11-24 11:19:35 AM  
She's moving on him like a biatch.  She didn't event wait. And when you're a hero they let you do it. You can do anything.
 
2022-11-24 11:31:10 AM  
Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.
 
2022-11-24 11:46:28 AM  
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2022-11-24 12:13:06 PM  

OldRod: Carroll was waiting for new state rules in New York to take effect that would provide her an opportunity for legal action despite previous restrictions derived from what are known as statutes of limitations.

I'm surprised they allowed that new law to be retroactive.  I mean, good for her, I'm just surprised


That is of weird.  Normally for things like this, they would grandfather old cases.  Is there a constitutional principle related to that?
 
2022-11-24 12:14:16 PM  
It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.
 
2022-11-24 12:38:44 PM  
Let's hope this works for E. Jean Carroll.
 
2022-11-24 12:41:23 PM  

growinthings: Let's hope this works for E. Jean Carroll.


She seems smart as hell in the interviews with her I've seen.  She probably doesn't have unrealistic expectations but she's standing to a bully and no doubt suffering death threats from the cult so that makes her a hero in my books.
 
2022-11-24 12:50:04 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


From about a dozen accounts all made in the past year.
 
2022-11-24 12:53:44 PM  

null: mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.

From about a dozen accounts all made in the past year.


That too.  However, Trump is such a disgusting person, nothing involving investigations or lawsuits against him is surprising.
 
2022-11-24 2:19:17 PM  
Way to go Jean, Carroll.

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2022-11-24 2:33:38 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


Maybe, but it's because there are a dozen Trump stories like this one every day, for the last 6 years.

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A story like this about Obama would be novel.
 
2022-11-24 4:15:29 PM  
How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?
 
2022-11-24 4:17:15 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


Completely different end game.  Trump might face financial penalties.  Obama would just get deported.
 
2022-11-24 4:18:37 PM  

red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?


Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?
 
2022-11-24 4:21:00 PM  
maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.
 
2022-11-24 4:23:24 PM  

OldRod: Carroll was waiting for new state rules in New York to take effect that would provide her an opportunity for legal action despite previous restrictions derived from what are known as statutes of limitations.

I'm surprised they allowed that new law to be retroactive.  I mean, good for her, I'm just surprised


Why?, it was entire point of the law.
 
2022-11-24 4:24:12 PM  
I'm sure that Trump will now rush to submit his DNA which will prove his innocence.
 
2022-11-24 4:25:07 PM  
"Giggity"? Really, assmitter?
 
2022-11-24 4:28:11 PM  
I'd like to see him wriggle his way out of this one!
 
2022-11-24 4:28:25 PM  

munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.


Maybe if TFG wasn't a sexual assaulting scumbag he wouldn't be getting accused and sued by dozens of women.

He deserves negative Karma, and to have his balls cut off.
 
2022-11-24 4:29:51 PM  

munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.


Karma ? Get thee behind me , redditor .
 
2022-11-24 4:29:53 PM  
Great evolution of the law expanding the statute of limitations.
I hope she wins.
I've read that her lawyer has a great reputation and win record, so I'm very hopeful Carroll gets justice.
 
2022-11-24 4:30:04 PM  
He's gonna slathering his Thanksgiving Big Macs in a ton of ketchup before hucking them across the room.
 
2022-11-24 4:32:39 PM  
Be nice if she has some DNA evidence and could walk it before the media.  Not admissable as evidence but it puts the mushroom in the changing room.

Also, Bergdorf has video footage.  Enough to place them together.

Yeah. Yeah. Dream on Harry.
"Oh Morgan Fairchild.  You are talented in the ways of Omox.   And you allow me to see the original blue prints of the A-10 (nerd like groaning)
 
2022-11-24 4:33:41 PM  
It is nice that Merrick Garland has so far kept himself from trying to protect Trump this time.
 
2022-11-24 4:34:09 PM  

munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.


Newsflash: The lawyers will get rich anyway.
 
2022-11-24 4:34:20 PM  

foo monkey: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?


He did say she reminded him of his daughter right before he moved on her like a biatch.

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2022-11-24 4:35:17 PM  

mrshowrules: growinthings: Let's hope this works for E. Jean Carroll.

She seems smart as hell in the interviews with her I've seen.  She probably doesn't have unrealistic expectations but she's standing to a bully and no doubt suffering death threats from the cult so that makes her a hero in my books.


Hell yes she's a hero.  She's standing up against bullying, against fascism, against a predator.

I hope she's having a fabulous thanksgiving.
 
2022-11-24 4:35:45 PM  
The Omelet Guy is going to get an earful tomorrow.  Good thing he no hable rant

So, Mister Trump, sir. Ketchup and cheese, today, si?  Si.  Si, senior. Si.  Si.
 
2022-11-24 4:36:26 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


You don't have to go back that far. Imagine if Joe had this happen. The media would go bonkers. But Trump?  NBD.
 
2022-11-24 4:36:32 PM  

Summoner101: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Newsflash: The lawyers will get rich anyway.


Is Trump actually paying these lawyers, or are they accepting IOUs?
 
2022-11-24 4:38:08 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: I'd like to see him wriggle his way out of this one!


/Trump wriggles his way out of this one.
 
2022-11-24 4:39:39 PM  

Chthonic Echoes: Summoner101: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Newsflash: The lawyers will get rich anyway.

Is Trump actually paying these lawyers, or are they accepting IOUs?


More a general expectation than specifically about Trump's lawyers.  The not-terrible lawyers will always find a way to get their cut.
 
2022-11-24 4:45:50 PM  

OldRod: Carroll was waiting for new state rules in New York to take effect that would provide her an opportunity for legal action despite previous restrictions derived from what are known as statutes of limitations.

I'm surprised they allowed that new law to be retroactive.  I mean, good for her, I'm just surprised


They didn't retroactively make what he did illegal, it was illegal when it happened. So I guess that's the difference. They just removed a limitation on when it could be prosecuted.
 
2022-11-24 4:48:47 PM  

sinner4ever: It is nice that Merrick Garland has so far kept himself from trying to protect Trump this time.


He can't. This happened before Trump became president. He denied the rape while president, so that got the DOJ to back him. It's out of their hands on this new case.

/Otherwise, they would probably send in a team of lawyers to help Trump out.
 
2022-11-24 4:56:02 PM  

munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.


which of the 25+ women who have stated Trump assaulted them are making it up?  I'd just like a break-down based on your expertise in sexual assault and those lying wimmen.
 
2022-11-24 5:03:27 PM  

foo monkey: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: I'd like to see him wriggle his way out of this one!

/Trump wriggles his way out of this one.


Trump has more wriggles than Walker has wrigglers.
 
2022-11-24 5:04:10 PM  
christians absolutely love rape. That's one of the main reasons they worship trump - the patron saint of rapists.

Right christians?
 
2022-11-24 5:14:03 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


The sound of the FARK servers tapping out from the massive load would shatter all of Drew's Maker's Mark whisky bottles, thus causing a sudden tsunami bourbon tidal wave that would drown all of the inhabitants of Lexington, Kentucky.
 
2022-11-24 5:15:36 PM  
"Hero" tag passed out after eating too much turkey?
 
2022-11-24 5:19:29 PM  

Rann Xerox: a sudden tsunami bourbon tidal wave that would drown all of the inhabitants of Lexington, Kentucky.


Most, sure. Some heavy drinkers on hills might make it.
 
2022-11-24 5:19:58 PM  

Rann Xerox: mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.

The sound of the FARK servers tapping out from the massive load would shatter all of Drew's Maker's Mark whisky bottles, thus causing a sudden tsunami bourbon tidal wave that would drown all of the inhabitants of Lexington, Kentucky.


only time will tell how history sees this trade-off
 
2022-11-24 5:24:58 PM  

red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?


He already said she was too ugly to rape, which is what got the defamation lawsuit in the first place
 
2022-11-24 5:27:43 PM  

Summoner101: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Newsflash: The lawyers will get rich anyway.


And yet, somehow, I managed to avoid it.
 
2022-11-24 5:31:05 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: The Omelet Guy is going to get an earful tomorrow.  Good thing he no hable rant

So, Mister Trump, sir. Ketchup and cheese, today, si?  Si.  Si, senior. Si.  Si.


I'm sure that he requires that his employees still call him President Trump.
 
2022-11-24 5:32:41 PM  

Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.


Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.
 
2022-11-24 5:35:50 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.


It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something
 
2022-11-24 5:45:29 PM  

foo monkey: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?


Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels Melania Knavs?

/ FTFY
 
2022-11-24 5:47:42 PM  

OldRod: Carroll was waiting for new state rules in New York to take effect that would provide her an opportunity for legal action despite previous restrictions derived from what are known as statutes of limitations.

I'm surprised they allowed that new law to be retroactive.  I mean, good for her, I'm just surprised


Generally speaking you can't retroactively make something criminal, but they didn't.  It was ALWAYS criminal, they just removed another law that said, "Well, if you got away with it long enough, we give up".    You can decriminalize something, though.

I'd expect lawyers to argue that it's not a criminal offense to get away with a criminal offense, and it's just been criminalized, of course, but I'd kind of hope they don't win with that argument.   If the original action shouldn't have been a crime, it would have been decriminalized.
 
2022-11-24 5:51:59 PM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: I'd like to see him wriggle his way out of this one!


I picture it kind of like this:

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2022-11-24 5:55:21 PM  
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2022-11-24 5:57:38 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Be nice if she has some DNA evidence and could walk it before the media.  Not admissable as evidence but it puts the mushroom in the changing room.

Also, Bergdorf has video footage.  Enough to place them together.

Yeah. Yeah. Dream on Harry.
"Oh Morgan Fairchild.  You are talented in the ways of Omox.   And you allow me to see the original blue prints of the A-10 (nerd like groaning)


She does have DNA evidence on the dress she wore that day. Trump has refused to give his DNA.

I wonder why.
 
2022-11-24 6:03:34 PM  

munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.


She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.
 
2022-11-24 6:06:04 PM  
here's my cat, Vagina T. Fireball

Well that's certainly unique.
 
2022-11-24 6:06:39 PM  
Trump maligned Carroll's appearance - which he also did more recently as litigation continued

This should have sunk him entirely if a good portion of the population wasn't made up of garbage people. Deplorable even.

"Just look at her! I only rape really hot broads. She is way below my standards."
 
2022-11-24 6:12:57 PM  

GlamrLama: foo monkey: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels Melania Knavs?

/ FTFY


This gal?

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2022-11-24 6:12:59 PM  
Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements
 
2022-11-24 6:17:20 PM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


If you perceive attempting to hold rapists accountable for their crimes as a political statement, you might consider rethinking your political stance.
 
2022-11-24 6:23:42 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.


When you have been that bastard for as long as he has you don't want DNA on file out there under any circumstances.
 
2022-11-24 6:25:51 PM  

OldRod: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

He already said she was too ugly to rape, which is what got the defamation lawsuit in the first place


Sharp knees...
 
2022-11-24 6:37:56 PM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


You are so farking stupid that it goes unsaid yet I felt the need to say it anyway
 
2022-11-24 6:41:08 PM  

mrshowrules: It is kind of funny that news like this only has 8 posts so far.  Could you imagine a similar news story about Obama, you'd have 3,000 posts by now.


You mean in thanksgiving when most people are away from their phones?
 
2022-11-24 7:33:52 PM  
1) Set your kids up with undeserved cush jobs
2) Payoffs to pornstars
3) Overvalue properties for lending purposes
4) Cheat on taxes.
5) Use police to clear neighborhood for photo opportunity
6) Willingly separating families for the point of being cruel
7) Loot the US Government
8) Steal from charities
9) Extorting foreign powers for political advantage
10) Rape
11) Have meetings discussing having VP assassinated
12) Coup attempt

According to the scale, E Jean Carroll has at best a Level 10 infraction, which, still carries with it a 'witch hunt' label.


At best Jean Carroll
 
2022-11-24 9:10:13 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.


I wonder if Stormy has it?
 
2022-11-24 9:46:24 PM  
I mean, I get that the giggity tag is appropriate for links to stories that suggests something might finally be happening, but it seems just a little farked up here.
 
2022-11-24 11:13:08 PM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


Tell me, when do you start doing your Holocaust denial routine?  Or your greatest hits of First Nations massacres?  You may want a blanket to keep you warm, I'm sure I could dig up something.

YMPKPOFMSW.
 
2022-11-24 11:44:50 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.


Seems like there ought to be a Trump family member who could provide DNA that could be conclusive enough to show someone closely related to Donny made the donation, which in turn should be more than enough for a court-ordered sample from the shiatstain himself.
 
2022-11-25 5:39:52 AM  

snowshovel: Libs always turning real American holidays into political statements


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2022-11-25 6:49:37 AM  

Unsung_Hero: fruit flies like a banana: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

She has a dress with semen stains she says come from the person who raped her. That makes things simple: If Trump is innocent, he could clear this all up by just providing DNA sample. Then when it proved it wasn't him, he'd be vindicated, and he could sue her for defamation. But for some reason, he's spent millions to avoid doing that.

Somebody is going to get that DNA some day.

Seems like there ought to be a Trump family member who could provide DNA that could be conclusive enough to show someone closely related to Donny made the donation, which in turn should be more than enough for a court-ordered sample from the shiatstain himself.


Mary Trump would definitely be willing to provide a DNA sample.

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2022-11-25 6:56:49 AM  

foo monkey: GlamrLama: foo monkey: red230: How long before the Trump defenders start talking about how she's beneath his standards?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels?

Standards of the guy who raw-dogged Stormy Daniels Melania Knavs?

/ FTFY

This gal?

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Wow, Melania actually had eyes at one time?
 
2022-11-25 10:09:22 AM  
Of all the skeevy crimes that greasebag wallows in, the way he treats women who stand up to him is the most deplorable to me.

I wish that crotch rot that Weinstein got on him - prison and crotch rot.   Yup.
 
2022-11-25 10:12:50 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Maybe if TFG wasn't a sexual assaulting scumbag he wouldn't be getting accused and sued by dozens of women.

He deserves negative Karma, and to have his balls cut off.


thiss woman is a nut job who has already accused him of stuff. silly stuff,proven a whack job, and forgot.   shot down because of statue of limitations.  someone just changed the law, that went into effect at midnight, and as she filed again shortly there after.  This was a claim of something that happened 30 years ago. stuff that can't be proven by DNA like serious crimes.  Just opinions from someones memory bank.
 
2022-11-25 3:34:22 PM  

Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.

It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something


Sorry. I am grouchy these days.
 
2022-11-25 3:54:29 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.

It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something

Sorry. I am grouchy these days.


No worries my friend!
 
2022-11-25 4:18:25 PM  

munko: Someone Else's Alt: munko: maybe if they keep making shiat up, and filing lawsuits against Trump, all the lawyers get rich.  she deserves negative Karma.

Maybe if TFG wasn't a sexual assaulting scumbag he wouldn't be getting accused and sued by dozens of women.

He deserves negative Karma, and to have his balls cut off.

thiss woman is a nut job who has already accused him of stuff. silly stuff,proven a whack job, and forgot.   shot down because of statue of limitations.  someone just changed the law, that went into effect at midnight, and as she filed again shortly there after.  This was a claim of something that happened 30 years ago. stuff that can't be proven by DNA like serious crimes.  Just opinions from someones memory bank.


Your're a farking idiot.
 
2022-11-25 5:14:04 PM  

Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Mambo Bananapatch: Circusdog320: Remember that movie San Andreas when the guy is standing on the Golden Gate Bridge and he sees the shipping container flying straight for him and he doesn't have a chance...I hope Trump feels like that on this Thanksgiving.

Yeah I'm sure he's terrified.

It was more of a wish than anything. Peace be with you or something

Sorry. I am grouchy these days.

No worries my friend!


I used to be a nice person.
 
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