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(Metro)   Arizona grandmother who texted stranger over for Thanksgiving will celebrate her seventh holiday with him   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2103 clicks; posted to Main » and D'awww » on 24 Nov 2022 at 2:48 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Summoner101
2022-11-24 2:54:16 PM  
17 votes:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving.  And plenty of whipped cream for her pie.
/I watch too much porn


Vanilla porn at that.  Didn't even talk about the cranberry sauce or green bean casserole.
 
StatelyGreekAutomaton
2022-11-24 4:12:44 PM  
10 votes:

nmrsnr: "A grandmother, 63, and a 21-year-old man are about to celebrate their seventh Thanksgiving together... The heartwarming tale begins with Wanda Dench sending a text by mistake to the then 17-year-old Jamal Hinton."

Umm...


I'd be more interested in their time travel escapades, but this is still pretty heartwarming.
 
pastramithemosterotic
2022-11-24 2:54:59 PM  
7 votes:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving.  And plenty of whipped cream for her pie.
/I watch too much porn


Maybe wait until your thanksgiving guests leave next time before starting the stag flicks
 
nmrsnr [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 3:44:12 PM  
6 votes:
"A grandmother, 63, and a 21-year-old man are about to celebrate their seventh Thanksgiving together... The heartwarming tale begins with Wanda Dench sending a text by mistake to the then 17-year-old Jamal Hinton."

Umm...
 
moto-geek
2022-11-24 2:55:10 PM  
5 votes:

Summoner101: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving.  And plenty of whipped cream for her pie.
/I watch too much porn

Vanilla porn at that.  Didn't even talk about the cranberry sauce or green bean casserole.


And the corn on the cob...
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-24 7:05:34 PM  
4 votes:

pastramithemosterotic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving.  And plenty of whipped cream for her pie.
/I watch too much porn

Maybe wait until your thanksgiving guests leave next time before starting the stag flicks


How else do I get them to leave?
 
UberSmyth
2022-11-24 7:26:48 PM  
4 votes:

Unobtanium: pastramithemosterotic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving.  And plenty of whipped cream for her pie.
/I watch too much porn

Maybe wait until your thanksgiving guests leave next time before starting the stag flicks

How else do I get them to leave?


Play the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
Neondistraction
2022-11-25 3:41:22 AM  
3 votes:

nmrsnr: "A grandmother, 63, and a 21-year-old man are about to celebrate their seventh Thanksgiving together... The heartwarming tale begins with Wanda Dench sending a text by mistake to the then 17-year-old Jamal Hinton."

Umm...


The author was told there would be no math.
 
darch
2022-11-24 6:23:30 PM  
2 votes:

Godscrack: Always a great story. So nice of these people to invite him.

And thank goodness law enforcement didn't shoot this young man 50 times as he approached their house, thinking he was 'Antifa' or trying to 'commit a crime'.


Oh JFC dude. Give it a rest, if not just for a night.
 
invictus2 [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 7:23:48 PM  
2 votes:

Unobtanium: pastramithemosterotic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving.  And plenty of whipped cream for her pie.
/I watch too much porn

Maybe wait until your thanksgiving guests leave next time before starting the stag flicks

How else do I get them to leave?


dance

Crazy Old Jewish Man dance - The Simpsons
Youtube jCQ1AtOS89U
 
OhioUGrad
2022-11-24 8:21:03 PM  
1 vote:
Why don't they just screw already? Geez

/s
 
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