Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving. And plenty of whipped cream for her pie. /I watch too much porn
Summoner101: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving. And plenty of whipped cream for her pie./I watch too much pornVanilla porn at that. Didn't even talk about the cranberry sauce or green bean casserole.
Dewey Fidalgo: My dad died in April of 2020 (not covid). Mom decided to stay in the house and the land they had shared for over 50 years. One day, as my then 81 y/o mother was out slowly stacking wood, a stranger stopped by and offered to help her. He was about 53 or so then. He and my mom started a friendship. He comes by often, even took her on a quad ride down the rutted dirt road that separates her property and last month invited her to go to Chinese in town. She went.She was kind of confused, because of their age difference (not sexual in any way from either), but I told her that that shouldn't matter. My mom isn't like a lot of the locals. She has traveled a lot and isn't a mindless Jesus-lovin' whatever. They talk a lot (he wants to see the Redwoods so I sent him a beautiful book) and play Scrabble. It also turns out that I went to school with his cousin as a kid. Their family is thick on the ground there. The "young" man is kind of at sea because he is separated from his wife. He owns his own place down the road.Where was I? Oh yeah, friendship at any age is special. I really like the Thanksgiving friends.
nmrsnr: "A grandmother, 63, and a 21-year-old man are about to celebrate their seventh Thanksgiving together... The heartwarming tale begins with Wanda Dench sending a text by mistake to the then 17-year-old Jamal Hinton."Umm...
Godscrack: Always a great story. So nice of these people to invite him.And thank goodness law enforcement didn't shoot this young man 50 times as he approached their house, thinking he was 'Antifa' or trying to 'commit a crime'.
pastramithemosterotic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving. And plenty of whipped cream for her pie. /I watch too much pornMaybe wait until your thanksgiving guests leave next time before starting the stag flicks
Unobtanium: pastramithemosterotic: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: She gets her turkey stuffed every Thanksgiving. And plenty of whipped cream for her pie./I watch too much pornMaybe wait until your thanksgiving guests leave next time before starting the stag flicksHow else do I get them to leave?
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