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2022-11-24 8:49:51 AM  
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2022-11-24 9:08:05 AM  
Sounds like BS to me.
 
2022-11-24 9:29:34 AM  
Already been done.

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2022-11-24 9:30:07 AM  
A world record, even!
 
2022-11-24 9:31:14 AM  
The f*ck is spermidine and why is this guy eating so much of it?
 
2022-11-24 10:01:46 AM  
Sure we do
 
2022-11-24 10:08:19 AM  
 
2022-11-24 10:10:43 AM  
My telomere stretching cream is a bargain at only $56,995 a jar.
 
2022-11-24 10:13:25 AM  

scottydoesntknow: The f*ck is spermidine and why is this guy eating so much of it?


I don't know but it has "sperm" in the name so I'd skip it.
 
2022-11-24 10:20:20 AM  
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2022-11-24 10:22:15 AM  
Who has the time anymore to live forever?
 
2022-11-24 10:28:43 AM  
So, he eats well, exercises and keeps stress down?

That's not 'reducing his age.' That is just 'taking care of yourself', which $800M can do for someone.

We are likely going to crack the aging riddle within a century or two, and maybe even have some treatment that will allow for extended lifespans in another fifty years or so--beyond, 'eat right and exercise and have regular check-ups.'

Fetal tissue injections, magic herbs, electric fields, it's hookum and smoke, but that is hardly a new thing. Though, maybe if we could convince a few billionaires that infusions of quicksilver would make them immortal, the world might be a better place in a few years.
 
2022-11-24 10:36:01 AM  
If this guy comes to see you, be sure and have plenty of air freshener handy, and maybe keep some windows open:


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2022-11-24 10:37:00 AM  
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2022-11-24 10:42:18 AM  
I have a weathly girlfriend who fears aging and death.
Her self care FaceTime in the mirror is 49 minutes a night, and $100 worth of product.
Time she'll never get back.
Not going to argue with her. She's in her 60s, and I loved her enough never to aggravate her.

Money won't buy you time with loved ones.
 
2022-11-24 10:47:01 AM  
Hell wind up getting hit by a bus.
 
2022-11-24 10:49:21 AM  
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2022-11-24 10:51:10 AM  
That's a whole lot of bullshiat to fit into one Tweet.
 
2022-11-24 10:55:43 AM  
Is it really living?
 
2022-11-24 10:59:22 AM  
Pretty much all the immortals in Highlander were rich. Between the interest rates in bank accounts compounded over centuries, and the knickknacks around their homes becoming valuable historical artifacts, they made a pretty good living.
 
2022-11-24 11:11:05 AM  
Everyone is immortal until they die. Look both ways when you cross the street.
 
2022-11-24 11:28:15 AM  
Grant Walker's mad plan
Youtube 4g9kb5VzYz4


Mr. Freeze: "You want to live like this? Abandoned and alone? A prisoner in a world you can see, but never touch? Old and infirm as you are, I'd trade a thousand of my frozen years for your worst day."
 
2022-11-24 11:32:08 AM  
See Altered Carbon.

We don't need methuselahs.
 
2022-11-24 11:42:50 AM  
Imagine living long enough to get your retirement account high enough to enjoy life at the end. Of course the two would be working against each other since you'd have to retire at 150 to have enough money to live to 200 comfortably.
 
2022-11-24 11:51:35 AM  

hubiestubert: Fetal tissue injections


I initially saw that as "fecal."

:-/
 
2022-11-24 12:58:27 PM  
I would rather die five years earlier than eat that diet.
 
2022-11-24 12:59:12 PM  
Chris Traeger - 150 year old human being
Youtube SJ2HXJQl9QI
 
2022-11-24 1:04:10 PM  
Teleromase shortening is like photocopying a book over and over and over until eventually it's illegible.
I don't want to be 90 years old for 100 years.  I want to be 25 years old for 100 years, then die suddenly.  Logan's Run had it right.
 
2022-11-24 1:05:38 PM  

kbronsito: Pretty much all the immortals in Highlander were rich. Between the interest rates in bank accounts compounded over centuries, and the knickknacks around their homes becoming valuable historical artifacts, they made a pretty good living.


Watch sci-fi "The Man from Earth". nuf said
 
2022-11-24 1:56:12 PM  
It's a tradeoff between aging and cancer. You can be immortal like Henrietta Lacks if you don't mind living on as highly mutated blobs of tissue in petri dishes around the world.
 
2022-11-24 2:00:30 PM  
All that effort and some random free radical is going to give him uncurable cancer
 
2022-11-24 2:00:44 PM  
Guy goes to his doctor, says "Doc, I want to live to be a hundred."
Doc says"No problem - become a vegan, stop smoking, drinking, and getting high, and quit chasing skirt and driving fast cars."
Guy:"So, if I do all that, I'll live to be a hundred?"
Doc: "No, but it will seem like it."
 
2022-11-24 2:04:27 PM  

Mugato: scottydoesntknow: The f*ck is spermidine and why is this guy eating so much of it?

I don't know but it has "sperm" in the name so I'd skip it.


If eating sperm makes you live longer, then Subby's Mom is going to live forever.
 
2022-11-24 2:07:49 PM  
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2022-11-24 2:11:57 PM  

jaylectricity: Imagine living long enough to get your retirement account high enough to enjoy life at the end. Of course the two would be working against each other since you'd have to retire at 150 to have enough money to live to 200 comfortably.


You can't exactly account for a person's self-destructive behavior, but If I am physically 30 at 70, if everything is paid off and I have the equivalent of 50 grand a year in the year 2050 (so either 200 bottle caps, 50 deer hides, or $100,000K), I could enjoy myself for at least 2 decades.

Eventually you would have to unretire, but taking a 2 decade vacation sounds fun. Take a decade off. Go back to school. In a not-american country, preferably, otherwise you'll have to work for 40 years all over again.  Work for 20 years. Build up the nest egg. It would be great.

If I was the only one. If living forever is the norm, life-long servitude is the norm.
 
2022-11-24 2:27:38 PM  
So they come up with some markers and a bit of math to determine an 'epigenetic age'. If you focus on reducing those markers that doesn't necessarily correlate to anything. It'd be like surgery to extend your lower legs to reduce your BMI. It's not like your actual health would change much.
 
2022-11-24 2:32:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The f*ck is spermidine and why is this guy eating so much of it?


He is seeking glory.
 
2022-11-24 2:33:48 PM  

Mad_Radhu: scottydoesntknow: The f*ck is spermidine and why is this guy eating so much of it?

He is seeking glory.


All the glory, The glory whole!
 
2022-11-24 2:36:43 PM  
I can't imagine trying to stick around this place and these people any longer than I absolutely have to.
 
2022-11-24 2:38:10 PM  
The world does not need immoral rich people
 
2022-11-24 2:38:44 PM  
Yay -- live long enough to watch everyone you love wither and die!

Just kidding, these creepy dipshiats are incapable of loving anything that isn't their own reflection in the mirror.
 
2022-11-24 2:42:38 PM  
It's a good thing that people who are young never die.
 
2022-11-24 2:45:13 PM  
What the world needs, obviously, is immortal poor people.

Because fark those guys, lets take their miserable lives and prolong it eternally.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
2022-11-24 2:50:28 PM  
Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever (Official Video)
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2022-11-24 3:03:23 PM  
The SECRET is hidden right there in the Headline:  DIET COKE

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2022-11-24 3:06:38 PM  
i would guess MOST 47 year olds are in better shape than they were at 42..... We care more.   42 is like the final age when you realize you can't do the thing you did in your early 30's.
 
2022-11-24 3:09:49 PM  

McCaesar: Everyone is immortal until they die. Look both ways when you cross the street.


Which is why I'm going to die with a surprised look on my face "What do you mean the gods took their favor back?"
 
2022-11-24 3:09:56 PM  
lotta naysayers but been following the poor man's version and healthier in my 40's than I was in my 20's. With any luck I'll be able to skip retirement altogether and literally work myself into the grave, haha suckers!
 
2022-11-24 3:10:17 PM  
We already have them-they're called corporations, and every one of them is a sociopath.
 
2022-11-24 4:12:55 PM  

hubiestubert: So, he eats well, exercises and keeps stress down?

That's not 'reducing his age.' That is just 'taking care of yourself', which $800M can do for someone.

We are likely going to crack the aging riddle within a century or two, and maybe even have some treatment that will allow for extended lifespans in another fifty years or so--beyond, 'eat right and exercise and have regular check-ups.'

Fetal tissue injections, magic herbs, electric fields, it's hookum and smoke, but that is hardly a new thing. Though, maybe if we could convince a few billionaires that infusions of quicksilver would make them immortal, the world might be a better place in a few years.


Steroid use is a real thing though, obviously. People like Tom Cruise swears that it keeps them young.
 
2022-11-24 4:22:00 PM  

syrynxx: kbronsito: Pretty much all the immortals in Highlander were rich. Between the interest rates in bank accounts compounded over centuries, and the knickknacks around their homes becoming valuable historical artifacts, they made a pretty good living.

Watch sci-fi "The Man from Earth". nuf said


Loved that movie.
 
2022-11-24 4:26:01 PM  

T.rex: i would guess MOST 47 year olds are in better shape than they were at 42..... We care more.   42 is like the final age when you realize you can't do the thing you did in your early 30's.


Oh thank god...I'm just about 42 and thought I would have to live like this forever.  I'm so glad I will regrow my legs by 47 like a lizard.

/probably not what you meant.
 
2022-11-24 4:26:42 PM  
If I had to follow that dietary routine, I wouldn't have to worry about living longer because I'd want to kill myself.
 
2022-11-24 4:29:02 PM  
It's not about quantity of life, it's about quality.
 
2022-11-24 4:38:00 PM  
Not to worry, I don't even have a bank account!
 
2022-11-24 4:52:37 PM  
If our noses and ears never stop growing and we eliminate age-related mortality, eventually we'll have huge noses and huge ears. The final form of humanity is some sort of anthropomorphic elephant.
 
2022-11-24 5:01:34 PM  
We already have close enough. The more noxious they are, the more likely they'll live to the ripe old age of 99.999999999999 and a half, merrily farking us all over in some way or another.
 
2022-11-24 5:01:57 PM  

syrynxx: kbronsito: Pretty much all the immortals in Highlander were rich. Between the interest rates in bank accounts compounded over centuries, and the knickknacks around their homes becoming valuable historical artifacts, they made a pretty good living.

Watch sci-fi "The Man from Earth". nuf said


such a good film.  Great cast.
 
2022-11-24 5:02:22 PM  

T.rex: i would guess MOST 47 year olds are in better shape than they were at 42..... We care more.   42 is like the final age when you realize you can't do the thing you did in your early 30's.


i'm 42.  So i'm supposed to start caring then?
 
2022-11-24 5:14:35 PM  

Badmoodman: If this guy comes to see you, be sure and have plenty of air freshener handy, and maybe keep some windows open:


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If you eat veggies all the time, you're fine... until you give in and buy a take-out burger, then you'll be gassy.

Or, if you eat meat every meal, you're fine... until someone forces a salad on you, then you'll be gassy.

It's the transition between the two foods that causes a large change in your gut bacteria -- one type has a mass die-off, and their death is what releases the gas.
 
2022-11-24 5:15:44 PM  

Circusdog320: Sounds like BS to me.


It more or less is. H3 slightly increased some putative markers of genetic health. Anyone adopting a life focused on healthy living can do likewise. He eats only healthy food, works out, gets his vitamens.

There is nothing extraordinary here other than the extreme lengths he went to slight shift some heath markers that may or may not actually matter in yhe long term. As far as I can see there is little evidence this will explicitly affect his lifespan, other than the general benefits of healthy living does for anyone (I.e. These specific markers may mean basically nothing for longevity.)
 
2022-11-24 5:18:31 PM  
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Sounds like Howard Hughes, Michael Jackson, Madonna and every other eccentric hypochondriac rich person.

He'll die when a B12 vitamin injection goes wrong and infects him with the MRSA that developed because he obsessively sterilized.
 
2022-11-24 6:08:15 PM  

Russell_Secord: It's not about quantity of life, it's about quality.


With $800 million, he can afford whatever quality he wants.
 
2022-11-24 6:09:17 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: See Altered Carbon.

We don't need methuselahs.


The old ones have been behind the scenes for thousands of years.  Why do you think history runs in 500 year programs and 1000 year programs, so to speak?
 
2022-11-24 6:21:35 PM  

T.rex: i would guess MOST 47 year olds are in better shape than they were at 42..... We care more.   42 is like the final age when you realize you can't do the thing you did in your early 30's.


Sweet I can put this off another couple of years!
 
2022-11-24 6:38:04 PM  
The French Revolution has shown what happens when the inequity between rich and poor gets too large.
 
2022-11-24 6:57:41 PM  

Johnson: The SECRET is hidden right there in the Headline:  DIET COKE

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How many times did you have to refresh to get that?
 
2022-11-24 7:07:17 PM  

Excelsior: The French Revolution has shown what happens when the inequity between rich and poor gets too large.


I don't think it can get any larger.
 
2022-11-24 7:22:51 PM  

xanadian: hubiestubert: Fetal tissue injections

I initially saw that as "fecal."

:-/


Butt stuff?
 
2022-11-24 7:26:10 PM  

syrynxx: Teleromase shortening is like photocopying a book over and over and over until eventually it's illegible.
I don't want to be 90 years old for 100 years.  I want to be 25 years old for 100 years, then die suddenly.  Logan's Run had it right.


Yeah, extending our lifespan has never seemed like a good idea, to me. All this seems to be focused on adding more years to the end of your life and, honestly, I don't want to live through those years anyway
 
2022-11-24 7:29:03 PM  

chawco: Circusdog320: Sounds like BS to me.

It more or less is. H3 slightly increased some putative markers of genetic health. Anyone adopting a life focused on healthy living can do likewise. He eats only healthy food, works out, gets his vitamens.

There is nothing extraordinary here other than the extreme lengths he went to slight shift some heath markers that may or may not actually matter in yhe long term. As far as I can see there is little evidence this will explicitly affect his lifespan, other than the general benefits of healthy living does for anyone (I.e. These specific markers may mean basically nothing for longevity.)


Yep. Plenty of extremely fit people wake up one day and find out they have cancer, or MS, COPD, Parkinson's, etc... not all of which are fatal, but chronic conditions that must be managed and will likely contribute to your eventual death.
 
2022-11-24 7:30:29 PM  

Russ1642: So they come up with some markers and a bit of math to determine an 'epigenetic age'. If you focus on reducing those markers that doesn't necessarily correlate to anything. It'd be like surgery to extend your lower legs to reduce your BMI. It's not like your actual health would change much.


Pro: you can walk much faster
Con: the shin splints are brutal
 
2022-11-24 7:35:26 PM  

mjjt: The world does not need immoral rich people


What's interesting is listening to everyone talk about how much they'd like to live a long time, because they'd do it right and not be selfish.  Like winning the lottery.  They would do better.
If that's your desire, you already missed the boat.  Enjoy wishing your life away, Mr. I-totally-missed-the-point-of living in the first place.

/Hoarding is a mental illness
 
2022-11-24 7:36:10 PM  

tembaarmswide: T.rex: i would guess MOST 47 year olds are in better shape than they were at 42..... We care more.   42 is like the final age when you realize you can't do the thing you did in your early 30's.

i'm 42.  So i'm supposed to start caring then?


The spare time you see growing around your mid-section? Its hard as fark to get rid of.... Status quo won't be good enough
 
2022-11-24 7:36:22 PM  

tembaarmswide: T.rex: i would guess MOST 47 year olds are in better shape than they were at 42..... We care more.   42 is like the final age when you realize you can't do the thing you did in your early 30's.

i'm 42.  So i'm supposed to start caring then?


I wouldn't worry about it
 
2022-11-24 8:09:26 PM  
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2022-11-24 8:52:31 PM  

Mugato: Excelsior: The French Revolution has shown what happens when the inequity between rich and poor gets too large.

I don't think it can get any larger.


Yep, that's the thing. It's not quite there yet, but it's getting comparable.

Just before the Revolution of 1789, the proportion of French national wealth held by the top 10% was about 90%, and the fraction possessed by the top 1% was as much as 60%.

As of 2022, the top 10% holds about 70% of America's national wealth, and the top 1% holds about 33% of it.
 
2022-11-24 8:59:23 PM  
You just know that guy moans when he wipes his ass.
 
2022-11-24 10:19:59 PM  
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2022-11-24 10:21:44 PM  
What kind of asshole walks around so comfortable in their own head that they can stand the idea of enduring it indefinitely?
 
2022-11-24 10:39:50 PM  
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I told them the truth: its a terrible idea. We actually tried this already in our early experiments with them.

Our initial goal was giving them a lifetime long enough so that they could develop an approximate, rudimentary form of enlightenment. In their natural state; they either exist in a state of panic, or are distracting themselves from their subconscious fear of impending death. Good luck teaching that transquantum superentagled meditation.

But the hairless monkeys go nuts after about 200 solar rotations! I'm not joking, they go wackballs. It drives them crazier than when we pull their skin off. They start thinking they're gods, drinking the blood of their neighbors, just weird bizarre shiat. It would have been horrific if we were speaking of a galactic species of consequence.
 
2022-11-25 3:30:28 AM  
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2022-11-25 4:12:17 AM  

hubiestubert: So, he eats well, exercises and keeps stress down?

That's not 'reducing his age.' That is just 'taking care of yourself', which $800M can do for someone.

We are likely going to crack the aging riddle within a century or two, and maybe even have some treatment that will allow for extended lifespans in another fifty years or so--beyond, 'eat right and exercise and have regular check-ups.'

Fetal tissue injections, magic herbs, electric fields, it's hookum and smoke, but that is hardly a new thing. Though, maybe if we could convince a few billionaires that infusions of quicksilver would make them immortal, the world might be a better place in a few years.


There's also the concept of "aging escape velocity", where you're still alive when one of the lifespan extensions hiats, which buys you enough time for another, which buys you more time, and so on, so even if it takes two centuries, you're actually around to see it. It's all a matter of how fast lifespans go up, and when they start to do so, obviously the younger you currently are, the better the chance you'll make the cut-off.

That said, yeah, anything already on the market is snake oil. Some serious research is going into this, some of it with promising results at least in mice, but there's nothing in human trials yet, and currently nothing approved and released.
 
2022-11-25 4:19:48 AM  

Dustin_00: Badmoodman: If this guy comes to see you, be sure and have plenty of air freshener handy, and maybe keep some windows open:


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If you eat veggies all the time, you're fine... until you give in and buy a take-out burger, then you'll be gassy.

Or, if you eat meat every meal, you're fine... until someone forces a salad on you, then you'll be gassy.

It's the transition between the two foods that causes a large change in your gut bacteria -- one type has a mass die-off, and their death is what releases the gas.


I don't know... I eat my vegetables every day and the farts are just terrible.
 
2022-11-25 5:17:22 AM  

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Bill Stickers is innocent!
 
2022-11-25 6:33:08 AM  

trerro: hubiestubert: So, he eats well, exercises and keeps stress down?

That's not 'reducing his age.' That is just 'taking care of yourself', which $800M can do for someone.

We are likely going to crack the aging riddle within a century or two, and maybe even have some treatment that will allow for extended lifespans in another fifty years or so--beyond, 'eat right and exercise and have regular check-ups.'

Fetal tissue injections, magic herbs, electric fields, it's hookum and smoke, but that is hardly a new thing. Though, maybe if we could convince a few billionaires that infusions of quicksilver would make them immortal, the world might be a better place in a few years.

There's also the concept of "aging escape velocity", where you're still alive when one of the lifespan extensions hiats, which buys you enough time for another, which buys you more time, and so on, so even if it takes two centuries, you're actually around to see it. It's all a matter of how fast lifespans go up, and when they start to do so, obviously the younger you currently are, the better the chance you'll make the cut-off.

That said, yeah, anything already on the market is snake oil. Some serious research is going into this, some of it with promising results at least in mice, but there's nothing in human trials yet, and currently nothing approved and released.


No human living will live longer than 125 years. It would take recoding our genetics to create a new quasi-human will more regenerative abilities, at very least for our brains which could be transplanted.
 
2022-11-25 6:51:22 AM  

Mugato: scottydoesntknow: The f*ck is spermidine and why is this guy eating so much of it?

I don't know but it has "sperm" in the name so I'd skip it.


The dude doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2022-11-25 8:21:21 AM  
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2022-11-25 2:30:10 PM  

johnphantom: No human living will live longer than 125 years. It would take recoding our genetics to create a new quasi-human will more regenerative abilities, at very least for our brains which could be transplanted.


We already have the ability to recode our genetics:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR_gene_editing

As that method improves, and newer ones are developed, total custom editing of our genetic source code is a very real thing that's being figured out now, with modern tech. So yes we need that, but no, that's not sci fi anymore, it's current science.
 
2022-11-25 2:34:27 PM  

trerro: johnphantom: No human living will live longer than 125 years. It would take recoding our genetics to create a new quasi-human will more regenerative abilities, at very least for our brains which could be transplanted.

We already have the ability to recode our genetics:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CRISPR_gene_editing

As that method improves, and newer ones are developed, total custom editing of our genetic source code is a very real thing that's being figured out now, with modern tech. So yes we need that, but no, that's not sci fi anymore, it's current science.


We are just scratching the surface of genetics, it is still largely a mystery. We are far away from allowing experimentation with outright humans and an even longer away from doing it in large enough numbers to be successful at it.
 
2022-11-25 2:38:27 PM  
I mean, if there was a genetic switch that turned on living forever, nature and evolution would have flipped that switch by now. Us living forever is genetically much much more than that.
 
2022-11-25 6:34:30 PM  
It might just be that tech billionaires have a huge ego, and think they know a lot about biotech and medicine.
The snake oil peddlers also know this and do very well once they gain their trust.
Longevity hucksters sell plasma to the elderly, lots of dietary supplements, and "consultation" fees.
 
2022-11-25 9:02:30 PM  

Dustin_00: Badmoodman: If this guy comes to see you, be sure and have plenty of air freshener handy, and maybe keep some windows open:


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If you eat veggies all the time, you're fine... until you give in and buy a take-out burger, then you'll be gassy.

Or, if you eat meat every meal, you're fine... until someone forces a salad on you, then you'll be gassy.

It's the transition between the two foods that causes a large change in your gut bacteria -- one type has a mass die-off, and their death is what releases the gas.


Do you have some kind of evidence for this claim?  Conventional wisdom is that flatulence of this kind is produced by living bacteria breaking down indigestible or unused energy sources; typically fiber, but not always.  I've never once heard mass-death postulated as a likely gas source.
 
2022-11-25 9:20:18 PM  
God news: You get to live ten years longer.
Bad news: You have to spend it eating weird shiat and exercising.

Pass.
 
2022-11-25 10:33:31 PM  

Jesus McSordid: God news: You get to live ten years longer.
Bad news: You have to spend it eating weird shiat and exercising.

Pass.


Great typo.
 
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