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(MSN)   "They can jump up to five feet high; they're impressive animals"   ( divider line
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4711 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2022 at 11:14 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-11-24 11:29:35 AM  
32 votes:
Jumping animals are awesome

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2022-11-24 11:28:13 AM  
27 votes:
a deer can jump higher than a house. mostly because houses can't jump
2022-11-24 11:17:54 AM  
23 votes:

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2022-11-24 11:29:47 AM  
14 votes:
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2022-11-24 11:42:45 AM  
13 votes:
Five feet?  I thought cows could jump a lot higher than that.

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/Chief Time Waster
2022-11-24 12:09:52 PM  
13 votes:
Cows on the road?

I suppose noone has ever heard of

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2022-11-24 12:35:42 PM  
9 votes:
I was with my Dad driving across Dartmoor one night in a proper pea-souper.  He had an old Mercedes estate which had already demolished a farmer's Subaru in a head on collision, it was a hefty old car.  We weren't going very quickly, only about 20-25mph when a cow loomed out of the fog.  Specifically, the cow's arse.  We knocked her back legs out from under her as we came to a stop and she sat down on the bonnet and destroyed the car.  She stood up and with a swish of her tail, sauntered off into the fog.
2022-11-24 12:09:28 PM  
8 votes:
In a previous life, the newly appointed CEO of our company was doing the rounds at local offices.  Our office wasn't too thrilled about his golden parachute package that he would take, just like the last few in the revolving door.  So, before visiting, we did some research.   Turns out ol' Jeffy boy had a ranch out in the west somewhere, and his neighbors had buffalo that liked to jump fences.  Ol Jeffy boy decided to hire BUFFALO MURDERERS, who then went and killed a dozen or so of his neighbors buffalo, then he got indicted for it.  Then he became our CEO

So, what im trying to say is, buffalo can jump fences too, and when he came to visit, there was a LOT of buffalo imagery on display in the office.  He definitely noticed.  fark you Jeff
2022-11-24 11:32:48 AM  
5 votes:
It's time to restore law and udder.
2022-11-24 11:35:53 AM  
5 votes:
Those are mean Moo-chachas.  Never like this before Roe v Wade was overturned.

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2022-11-24 11:52:36 AM  
5 votes:
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2022-11-24 11:35:10 AM  
4 votes:
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/Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
2022-11-24 11:16:57 AM  
3 votes:
Be veddy quiet. I'm hunting great northern spike horn moose.   Hehehe.
2022-11-24 11:39:37 AM  
3 votes:

NM Volunteer: Have you considered just shooting them, and fining their owner for the damages?

Seriously. This sounds like a problem for 20-30 rounds of .50cal, a nice afternoon, and a cooler of beer. And then one BIG barbeque.
2022-11-24 11:56:27 AM  
3 votes:
The Jumping Cow is the name of my vegan-sushi wing joint.

/once snorted blow with Bob Ross
2022-11-24 12:07:53 PM  
3 votes:

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Les bovin voyous cannot be contained.
2022-11-24 12:10:06 PM  
3 votes:
They should recruit some for the NBA!

/EIP if you share my concern about goats
2022-11-24 2:09:03 PM  
3 votes:
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Yvonne says mooooove over, amateur

/Chief Dream Interpreter
2022-11-24 5:14:42 PM  
3 votes:
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2022-11-24 12:39:57 PM  
2 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: They should recruit some for the NBA!

The Moosiers?
2022-11-24 11:33:50 AM  
1 vote:
2022-11-24 11:52:42 AM  
1 vote:
Driving along an isolated state freeway near Moscow, ID and I damn near broadside a frigging Cow standing in the middle of the road. I sat there for a few minutes wondering how in the hell did a cow magically appear on a highway with 5 ft fencing all along both sides? As I slowly drive away I see the cow just walk over to one of the fences and casually jump over the damn thing! I would have never thought a freaking cow could do such a thing.
2022-11-24 11:56:01 AM  
1 vote:
Back in the early aughts, I was doing oil surveying a crew in Kansas. One area we worked in had a ranch that just got a small herd of bison. The fence around their area was 6ft heavy-duty electrified fence, and we were still warned not to get too close. Apparently the fence was more of a suggestion to stay than a rule.

I don't know for sure, but I predicted that the rancher's new enterprise would not last very long
2022-11-24 12:59:45 PM  
1 vote:

Communist Middleschool Student: Harry Freakstorm: Be veddy quiet. I'm hunting great northern spike horn moose.   Hehehe.

Yeah I was thinking, just let the hunters loose on them.

We're here in Canada and a little more careful about armed incursions onto someone's private property lol.
We have moose and deer season and can get tags as part of a lottery.  So far as I know there's no "season" for domestic bovine, free range or not.
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