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(MSN)   "They can jump up to five feet high; they're impressive animals"   (msn.com) divider line
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4679 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2022 at 11:14 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-24 11:17:42 AM  
10 votes:
Have you considered just shooting them, and fining their owner for the damages?
 
2022-11-24 11:29:47 AM  
7 votes:
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2022-11-24 11:28:13 AM  
5 votes:
a deer can jump higher than a house. mostly because houses can't jump
 
2022-11-24 11:52:42 AM  
5 votes:
My CSB:
Driving along an isolated state freeway near Moscow, ID and I damn near broadside a frigging Cow standing in the middle of the road. I sat there for a few minutes wondering how in the hell did a cow magically appear on a highway with 5 ft fencing all along both sides? As I slowly drive away I see the cow just walk over to one of the fences and casually jump over the damn thing! I would have never thought a freaking cow could do such a thing.
 
2022-11-24 11:17:54 AM  
3 votes:
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2022-11-24 11:42:45 AM  
3 votes:
Five feet?  I thought cows could jump a lot higher than that.

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2022-11-24 12:02:11 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, my second greenlight! Moo!
 
2022-11-24 12:09:28 PM  
2 votes:
In a previous life, the newly appointed CEO of our company was doing the rounds at local offices.  Our office wasn't too thrilled about his golden parachute package that he would take, just like the last few in the revolving door.  So, before visiting, we did some research.   Turns out ol' Jeffy boy had a ranch out in the west somewhere, and his neighbors had buffalo that liked to jump fences.  Ol Jeffy boy decided to hire BUFFALO MURDERERS, who then went and killed a dozen or so of his neighbors buffalo, then he got indicted for it.  Then he became our CEO

So, what im trying to say is, buffalo can jump fences too, and when he came to visit, there was a LOT of buffalo imagery on display in the office.  He definitely noticed.  fark you Jeff
 
2022-11-24 11:29:35 AM  
1 vote:
Jumping animals are awesome

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2022-11-24 11:39:37 AM  
1 vote:

NM Volunteer: Have you considered just shooting them, and fining their owner for the damages?


Seriously. This sounds like a problem for 20-30 rounds of .50cal, a nice afternoon, and a cooler of beer. And then one BIG barbeque.
 
2022-11-24 11:56:01 AM  
1 vote:
Back in the early aughts, I was doing oil surveying a crew in Kansas. One area we worked in had a ranch that just got a small herd of bison. The fence around their area was 6ft heavy-duty electrified fence, and we were still warned not to get too close. Apparently the fence was more of a suggestion to stay than a rule.

I don't know for sure, but I predicted that the rancher's new enterprise would not last very long
 
2022-11-24 12:09:52 PM  
1 vote:
Cows on the road?

I suppose noone has ever heard of

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2022-11-24 12:52:06 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: Be veddy quiet. I'm hunting great northern spike horn moose.   Hehehe.


Yeah I was thinking, just let the hunters loose on them.
 
2022-11-24 5:14:42 PM  
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2022-11-24 8:44:50 PM  
1 vote:

bucket_pup: My CSB:
Driving along an isolated state freeway near Moscow, ID and I damn near broadside a frigging Cow standing in the middle of the road. I sat there for a few minutes wondering how in the hell did a cow magically appear on a highway with 5 ft fencing all along both sides? As I slowly drive away I see the cow just walk over to one of the fences and casually jump over the damn thing! I would have never thought a freaking cow could do such a thing.


They jump just like a horse. If the cow rears up.on it's back legs, it's already taller than the fence. All that's required is for it to be able to push itself forward and maybe a running start.
 
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