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(Mirror.co.uk)   Area man photographs Log Ness, er, Loch Ness monster   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Loch Ness Monster, Eoin O'Faodhagain, existence of the Loch Ness monster, Mr O'Faodhagain, live sighting, webcam footage, strange black shape, screen recording  
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2022-11-24 7:26:49 AM  
I'm firmly seated in the want to believe crowd but wow, that is one terrible photograph. They really couldn't find a better log?
 
2022-11-24 7:32:53 AM  
It's a streetlight pole
 
2022-11-24 8:03:58 AM  
The Log Ness Monster is what attacks the neighborhood fatberg after the feast.
 
2022-11-24 8:23:31 AM  
If you look closely you can almost see Gollum.
 
2022-11-24 8:46:26 AM  
Pics and video are worthless now, since consumer priced Photoshop and AfterEffects are readily available and easy to use.
 
2022-11-24 9:53:06 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I'm firmly seated in the want to believe crowd but wow, that is one terrible photograph. They really couldn't find a better log?


Have you tried to log out and log in again?
 
2022-11-24 9:56:53 AM  
Omg! I was taking a picture of a squirrel, and Bigfoot jumped right in front of me!
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2022-11-24 9:59:09 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Omg! I was taking a picture of a squirrel, and Bigfoot jumped right in front of me!
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Maybe he was snared in your tripping hazard on the floor
 
2022-11-24 10:01:51 AM  
Why would people subscribe to a newspaper that routinely feeds you lies and bullshiat?
 
2022-11-24 10:02:01 AM  

Mugato: Pics and video are worthless now, since consumer priced Photoshop and AfterEffects are readily available and easy to use.


You don't need these tools to fall for bigfoot hoaxes, as proved in 1967.
 
2022-11-24 10:04:04 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Omg! I was taking a picture of a squirrel, and Bigfoot jumped right in front of me!
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2022-11-24 10:04:42 AM  
Chan eil ann Niseag

The Loch Ness Monster, bytimes cried "Nessie" or "Ness" (Scottish Gaelic: Niseag) is a craitur or curn craiturs said tae stey in Loch Ness, a howe caller watter loch naur the ceety o Innerness in northren Scotland. Nessie is aften thocht tae be a muckle kelpie.
 
2022-11-24 10:04:56 AM  
Maybe it's a branchiosaurus.
 
2022-11-24 10:10:10 AM  
Putting the word "proves" inside quotation marks does not make it a different word.
 
2022-11-24 10:10:12 AM  
New Loch Ness Monster sighting 'proves' mythical creature is real
Eoin O'Faodhagain noticed a splash in the water

For those who need help pronouncing the name, it's "John Smith".
 
2022-11-24 10:10:25 AM  

BitwiseShift: muckle kelpie


I hear tell that only Finmen could ride the Nuggle Kelpie.
 
2022-11-24 10:15:51 AM  
You would think someone with a nice full frame or medium format camera would attempt to take some photos of this thing. Are they not allowed to have nice cameras there?
 
2022-11-24 10:18:34 AM  
Once again:

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2022-11-24 10:20:48 AM  
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2022-11-24 10:22:41 AM  

BitwiseShift: Chan eil ann Niseag

The Loch Ness Monster, bytimes cried "Nessie" or "Ness" (Scottish Gaelic: Niseag) is a craitur or curn craiturs said tae stey in Loch Ness, a howe caller watter loch naur the ceety o Innerness in northren Scotland. Nessie is aften thocht tae be a muckle kelpie.


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2022-11-24 10:24:08 AM  
"Proves"

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2022-11-24 10:31:12 AM  
Loch Ness Tour Guide Doesn't Give A F**k
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2022-11-24 10:32:41 AM  
Well if this doesn't make you a believer, I don't know what will.
 
2022-11-24 10:39:29 AM  
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2022-11-24 10:46:49 AM  
Didn't the people that "took" the first photograph eventually years later admit it was faked? Thus confirming EVERYTHING since then is made up bullshiat? People are dumb.
 
2022-11-24 10:52:17 AM  
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2022-11-24 10:55:03 AM  

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Haha,

Here is my Loch Ness photo from our visit to Urquhart Castle in August.
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2022-11-24 11:04:27 AM  
I've been a fan of Dr. Robert Ballard for decades (he found the Titanic, and hydro-thermal vents on the ocean floor) he's a pretty well-known marine biologist and he explained pretty well why Nessie is nonsense. He says if such a creature existed, there has to be more than one, nothing lives forever. If there are just a few, and they are as large as they are reported to be, they need to eat. Loch Ness simply doesn't have enough bio mass to feed these things. There, done. Now move out of that van down by the river.
 
2022-11-24 11:09:15 AM  
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2022-11-24 11:22:50 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I'm firmly seated in the want to believe crowd but wow, that is one terrible photograph. They really couldn't find a better log?


Original Log Commercial | The Ren & Stimpy Show | NickRewind
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2022-11-24 11:31:53 AM  
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2022-11-24 11:55:06 AM  

Zizzowop: I've been a fan of Dr. Robert Ballard for decades (he found the Titanic, and hydro-thermal vents on the ocean floor) he's a pretty well-known marine biologist and he explained pretty well why Nessie is nonsense. He says if such a creature existed, there has to be more than one, nothing lives forever. If there are just a few, and they are as large as they are reported to be, they need to eat. Loch Ness simply doesn't have enough bio mass to feed these things. There, done. Now move out of that van down by the river.


You're assuming that they can't leave the loch.
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2022-11-24 12:04:27 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Zizzowop: I've been a fan of Dr. Robert Ballard for decades (he found the Titanic, and hydro-thermal vents on the ocean floor) he's a pretty well-known marine biologist and he explained pretty well why Nessie is nonsense. He says if such a creature existed, there has to be more than one, nothing lives forever. If there are just a few, and they are as large as they are reported to be, they need to eat. Loch Ness simply doesn't have enough bio mass to feed these things. There, done. Now move out of that van down by the river.

You're assuming that they can't leave the loch.
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2022-11-24 12:05:20 PM  
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                    Eoin O'Faodhagain
 
2022-11-24 12:46:06 PM  
"This object was no fish, or a log for that matter..."

Well, that settles it. The damn thing IS real.
 
2022-11-24 1:00:37 PM  
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2022-11-24 3:16:59 PM  
He needs abour tree fiddy.
 
2022-11-24 3:17:22 PM  

buckeyebrain: He needs abour tree fiddy.


about*

/Damn phone
 
2022-11-24 5:21:52 PM  

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I'll do you one better.  Why is the Loch Ness Monster!

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2022-11-24 7:39:08 PM  
FTA:
"Eoin O'Faodhagain, 58, said he got the shock of his life when he saw a strange black shape in the loch, estimated to be 10ft long. He immediately started a screen recording"

Of course, he could have walked the few hundred feet to the shore and halved the distance to the object.

That would have provided a way better photo.

But, he was probably so shocked that he couldn't move.
 
2022-11-25 2:03:04 AM  

northgrave: Of course, he could have walked the few hundred feet to the shore and halved the distance to the object.


He did do that.  But by the time he'd walked that distance, Nessie had disappeared.

All he could see was a log.  No sign of Nessie.  Dammit.
 
2022-11-25 2:09:46 AM  

scruffythecat: You would think someone with a nice full frame or medium format camera would attempt to take some photos of this thing. Are they not allowed to have nice cameras there?


It's a well known fact amongst psychics that psychic powers generally work but don't work whenever subject to rigorous testing.  Similarly, Nessie exists and can be photographed but is invisible in the presence of high definition cameras and good photographic conditions.
 
2022-11-25 1:48:56 PM  

princhester: northgrave: Of course, he could have walked the few hundred feet to the shore and halved the distance to the object.

He did do that.  But by the time he'd walked that distance, Nessie had disappeared.

All he could see was a log.  No sign of Nessie.  Dammit.


SO CLOSE!

Next time I guess.
 
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