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(Twitter)   Elon unveils fancy new t-shirt #slave work?   (twitter.com) divider line
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1621 clicks; posted to Business » on 24 Nov 2022 at 7:30 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Between the crazy squirrels running full tilt in his brain and the demented ferrets breaking the sound barrier in Kanye's brain and TFG's head full of congealed grease and bronzer...I'm just very tired.
 
6 days ago  
He's going to have trouble getting his few remaining employees to wear that.
 
6 days ago  
What is it supposed to mean?

Please stop quitting?
Or
Please come back?
Or
Stop thinking about your family and personal health, and focus on making your boss happy?
 
6 days ago  
Me - "I need a new reason to hate Elon Musk."

Musk - "Done!"
 
6 days ago  

Redh8t: What is it supposed to mean?

Please stop quitting?
Or
Please come back?
Or
Stop thinking about your family and personal health, and focus on making your boss happy?


He's owning the woke libs to please the Russian bots he bought the site to get rid of.
 
6 days ago  

Farking Clown Shoes: Redh8t: What is it supposed to mean?

Please stop quitting?
Or
Please come back?
Or
Stop thinking about your family and personal health, and focus on making your boss happy?

He's owning the woke libs to please the Russian bots he bought the site to get rid of.


Ooh... Ffs.
Stay woke.
Stay at Work.

What a f*ckin clown.
 
6 days ago  
So the bulk of the remaining employees at twit city are True Believers, H1B visa holders, and people that cannot afford to switch jobs. And now, we have a CEO that is shouting from a megaphone, that he loves to abuse employees.
 
6 days ago  
Buy moar Tesla, you dopes
 
6 days ago  
I get it now. He had to buy twitter in order to keep himself from being thrown off of it.
 
6 days ago  

bloobeary: I get it now. He had to buy twitter in order to keep himself from being thrown off of it.


He wanted to buy Twitter as much as Trump wanted the presidency. In other words, not to succeed, just to get the publicity for the grift.
 
6 days ago  

MrBallou: He's going to have trouble getting his few remaining employees to wear that.


They'll have to pay for it of course
 
6 days ago  
Only a lazy child would think being asked to do an honest says work is a bad thing.

::checking Fark demographics::

Oh.
 
6 days ago  

zgrizz: Only a lazy child would think being asked to do an honest says work is a bad thing.

::checking Fark demographics::

Oh.


Hey
There openings at Twitter for you to work as hard as Elmo likes,
So shut your gob is and fark off over there.
 
6 days ago  

zgrizz: Only a lazy child would think being asked to do an honest says work is a bad thing.

::checking Fark demographics::

Oh.


How many hours are in an honest says work
 
6 days ago  

Redh8t: What is it supposed to mean?

Please stop quitting?
Or
Please come back?
Or
Stop thinking about your family and personal health, and focus on making your boss happy?


Knowing his type? C
 
6 days ago  
Another excellent PR move. I'm m buying 3 more Cybertrucks now to signal my allegiance to Elon!
 
6 days ago  

Redh8t: Stop thinking about your family and personal health, and focus on making your boss happy?


Three Demons
Youtube gIZThDEn7_g
 
6 days ago  
christ what an asshole.
 
6 days ago  
I watched j aubrey's video on ol' Musky the other day. I learned that Elon bought, did an elaborate "unboxing" video of, and then destroyed a McLaren F1.

Even if he wasn't doing any of this Twitter nonsense, that alone would be enough to make me hate him. This shiat is just further justification. He's a stupid attention whore who inexplicably fails upwards, taking undeserved credit for the efforts of others and destroying things that don't sufficiently fellate his ego. Hopefully his latest shenanigans are enough to put an end to his bullshiat in a grand and final fashion.
 
6 days ago  

MrBallou: He's going to have trouble getting his few remaining employees to wear that.


Phony Stark will just fire them for not wearing it, for not being hardcore enough.

/its too early to see if this is satire
 
6 days ago  

Cafe Threads: bloobeary: I get it now. He had to buy twitter in order to keep himself from being thrown off of it.

He wanted to buy Twitter as much as Trump wanted the presidency. In other words, not to succeed, just to get the publicity for the grift.


It's only grift if you are making money on the deal, which Elon is not.

He bought Twitter because his big mouth wrote a check and for once in his rich, entitled life, it turned out that the legal system forced him to cash iat at full value.

If you can't handle the reasonable and probable consequences of your intended action, then don't do the thing.  And if you can't even think up some reasonable and probable consequences, then perhaps you need to be evaluated to see if you are a mentally healthy and sufficient adult capable of making independent choices, or if you are a likely danger to yourself and others.
 
6 days ago  

SpaceMonkey-66: MrBallou: He's going to have trouble getting his few remaining employees to wear that.


Phony Stark will just fire them for not wearing it, for not being hardcore enough.

/its too early to see if this is satire


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6 days ago  

bloobeary: I get it now. He had to buy twitter in order to keep himself from being thrown off of it.


You're a little slow, aren't you?
 
6 days ago  

null: Cafe Threads: bloobeary: I get it now. He had to buy twitter in order to keep himself from being thrown off of it.

He wanted to buy Twitter as much as Trump wanted the presidency. In other words, not to succeed, just to get the publicity for the grift.

It's only grift if you are making money on the deal, which Elon is not.

He bought Twitter because his big mouth wrote a check and for once in his rich, entitled life, it turned out that the legal system forced him to cash iat at full value.

If you can't handle the reasonable and probable consequences of your intended action, then don't do the thing.  And if you can't even think up some reasonable and probable consequences, then perhaps you need to be evaluated to see if you are a mentally healthy and sufficient adult capable of making independent choices, or if you are a likely danger to yourself and others.


Gosh, I guess you're right. I should let the healthy, robust mental health system we have in this country solve our problems. It'll happen any day now.
 
6 days ago  

born_yesterday: Buy moar Tesla, you dopes


It's funny, I was watching Inside Job, where Keanu Reeves replaces everyone's car with Teslas, and thought "that joke didn't age well".
 
6 days ago  

zgrizz: Only a lazy child would think being asked to do an honest says work is a bad thing.

::checking Fark demographics::

Oh.


What "an honest day's work" means to a right-winger:
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6 days ago  

Cafe Threads: null: Cafe Threads: bloobeary: I get it now. He had to buy twitter in order to keep himself from being thrown off of it.

He wanted to buy Twitter as much as Trump wanted the presidency. In other words, not to succeed, just to get the publicity for the grift.

It's only grift if you are making money on the deal, which Elon is not.

He bought Twitter because his big mouth wrote a check and for once in his rich, entitled life, it turned out that the legal system forced him to cash iat at full value.

If you can't handle the reasonable and probable consequences of your intended action, then don't do the thing.  And if you can't even think up some reasonable and probable consequences, then perhaps you need to be evaluated to see if you are a mentally healthy and sufficient adult capable of making independent choices, or if you are a likely danger to yourself and others.

Gosh, I guess you're right. I should let the healthy, robust mental health system we have in this country solve our problems. It'll happen any day now.


We have a pretty good mental health system if you openly say you're feeling suicidal or wanting to harm others.  They'll happily haul you in for an evaluation, you'll spend a lot of time in cuffs with cops around like you're a murderer or pedo before they find a shrink to evaluate you though.  But if you report anyone else as needing to be checked out, outside of certain situations of mandated reporting (like coaches and school staff and medical people with patients and caregivers), you might as well consider your time thrown away, because the system cares not if someone is openly cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and has bought weapons recently.  And that's not the fault of the mental health system, that's the fault of the police and legal system and the laws we have in America, before we get to mental health care.

Yeah, you can argue that it's all on health care, but that also neglects to note that someone has to either know they have an issue, or to want to get their issue fixed and seek care.  And it's not the fault of what passes for mental health care that there is a shiat ton of negative stigma surrounding seeking or needing help.
 
6 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: Another excellent PR move. I'm m buying 3 more Cybertrucks now to signal my allegiance to Elon!


You fool, I'm going to attempt to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Elon Musk.  You have no chance.
 
6 days ago  
But think of all the money he'll make selling the shirts to Foxconn!
 
6 days ago  
But can Foxconns suicide net budget really take the hit of buying some of those shirts?
 
6 days ago  

Redh8t: What is it supposed to mean?

Please stop quitting?
Or
Please come back?
Or
Stop thinking about your family and personal health, and focus on making your boss happy?


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6 days ago  
I totally can see that Twitter has now become moderate. It was super liberal but now it's moderate. Not right-wing extremist. Not used to own the libs. Not cynical and used as Elon's vehicle to make fun of everyone and everything he hates. M.O.D.E.R.A.T.E.

/end sarcasm
 
6 days ago  
FFS, can we stop greenlighting every troll post Elon Musk pushes onto the service he just farking bought to do that very thing?

"LOOK! HE'S PISSING ON IT AGAIN! HE BROKE IT, NOW HE'S PEEING ON IT! IT'S FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!"
 
6 days ago  
It's Thanksgiving. And Elon is the center of your attention.

/let that sink in
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Brilliant. This will easily make up that yearly billion dollars in debt financing he's on the hook for. Merchandising. Shirts.
 
6 days ago  

FormlessOne: FFS, can we stop greenlighting every troll post Elon Musk pushes onto the service he just farking bought to do that very thing?

"LOOK! HE'S PISSING ON IT AGAIN! HE BROKE IT, NOW HE'S PEEING ON IT! IT'S FUNNY! HAHAHAHA!"



its a like a cat and a laser pointer.  fark em, let's just ignore this crap instead of feeding the monster.
 
6 days ago  

AsparagusFTW: It's Thanksgiving. And Elon is the center of your attention.

/let that sink in


It's like watching your uncle Fred set the porch on fire trying to deep fry a turkey except the porch cost $44 billion.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
This is how you mobilize mass unionization.
 
6 days ago  

AsparagusFTW: It's Thanksgiving. And Elon is the center of your attention.

/let that sink in


Another epic own by Elon!  Once my Tesla shares go back up, I'll be rich!
 
6 days ago  

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6 days ago  
Skid Row - Slave To The Grind (Official Music Video)
Youtube C3nycoZ-zzw
 
6 days ago  
What, no Arbeit macht frei hat fo match?
 
6 days ago  

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You're already farkied, can't fool me!
 
6 days ago  
is that the uniform from his father's emerald mines?
 
6 days ago  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Brilliant. This will easily make up that yearly billion dollars in debt financing he's on the hook for. Merchandising. Shirts.


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