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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Did we really need another example reminder there are zero hot teens willing to have a lewd text session. Even you, Teach   (ktla.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Police, school teacher, Coroner, Orange County, 47-year-old, Constable, resident of Long Beach, Roger Kavigan  
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3242 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2022 at 5:25 AM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-24 5:32:19 AM  
If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.
 
2022-11-24 5:47:38 AM  
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2022-11-24 5:48:12 AM  
I mean, in getting caught he may have taught some students the most important truth of all.  People in positions of power are just as, if not more so, likely to be predators and abusers than regular people.
 
2022-11-24 5:48:27 AM  
Welcome to the internet, where the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

We joked about this in high school ... TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO!!! How the fark is anyone ignorant of this?
 
2022-11-24 5:50:29 AM  
*FARK "EPHEBOPHILE" SIGNAL LIGHTS UP SKY*
 
2022-11-24 5:50:39 AM  

johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.


My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*
 
2022-11-24 5:52:17 AM  

Ghost Roach: Welcome to the internet, where the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

We joked about this in high school ... TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO!!! How the fark is anyone ignorant of this?


One of the primary ways cops find criminals is through social media, people are not smart.
 
2022-11-24 5:58:39 AM  
Hell, at my age, hitting on 40 year olds is creepy.
 
2022-11-24 6:02:27 AM  

The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*


Smart MAN!
 
2022-11-24 6:02:40 AM  
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2022-11-24 6:03:05 AM  

MrBallou: Hell, at my age, hitting on 40 year olds is creepy.


Well damn.

I am 44, so it is definitely not creepy for me.

And TBH, these days...I prefer dating someone who remembers the 1980s.
 
2022-11-24 6:04:28 AM  

johnphantom: The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*

Smart MAN!


Thanks...I try.
 
2022-11-24 6:19:04 AM  

The_Sponge: MrBallou: Hell, at my age, hitting on 40 year olds is creepy.

Well damn.

I am 44, so it is definitely not creepy for me.

And TBH, these days...I prefer dating someone who remembers the 1980s.


How YOU doin' ?
 
2022-11-24 6:22:34 AM  

The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*


a/s/l?

Me?:
18/female/West Virginia
Occupation: Miner
 
2022-11-24 6:23:48 AM  

The_Sponge: MrBallou: Hell, at my age, hitting on 40 year olds is creepy.

Well damn.

I am 44, so it is definitely not creepy for me.

And TBH, these days...I prefer dating someone who remembers the 1980s.


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2022-11-24 6:36:47 AM  
Bad behavior of an individual. Not representative of this individuals associated groups.

See how this works?
 
2022-11-24 6:41:41 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Bad behavior of an individual. Not representative of this individuals associated groups.

See how this works?


You aren't fooling anybody.
 
2022-11-24 6:46:37 AM  
OK, I admit that I have lied about my age online. I may have said that I was a voluptuous 58 year old nymphomaniac pole dancer, but actually I'm 60 and just need advice on which knee braces work the best.
 
2022-11-24 6:47:11 AM  
Never order the Catfish Platter.
 
2022-11-24 6:57:32 AM  
Why is his mugshot so blurry?  Is he related to Sasquatch?
 
2022-11-24 7:01:26 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Why is his mugshot so blurry?  Is he related to Sasquatch?


The sasquatch community thanks you for not using the term "Bigfoot"

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2022-11-24 7:18:43 AM  

Theeng: I mean, in getting caught he may have taught some students the most important truth of all.  People in positions of power are just as, if not more so, likely to be predators and abusers than regular people.


What is a regular people? Ive heard of these creatures and wish to meet one
 
2022-11-24 7:25:49 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Bad behavior of an individual. Not representative of this individuals associated groups.

See how this works?


Awesome, now say that about the retired policeman chief who's making presentations to white supremacists.
 
2022-11-24 7:32:23 AM  

arrogantbastich: Zeb Hesselgresser: Bad behavior of an individual. Not representative of this individuals associated groups.

See how this works?

Awesome, now say that about the retired policeman chief who's making presentations to white supremacists.


Zeb is busy diddlin' around elsewhere at the moment.
 
2022-11-24 7:37:09 AM  
Has anyone tried the "I thought I was texting a miner" defense?
 
2022-11-24 7:41:22 AM  

Bslim: *FARK "EPHEBOPHILE" SIGNAL LIGHTS UP SKY*


I had to look that word up. It said "Pedophile with a Thesaurus."
 
2022-11-24 7:43:55 AM  

SomethingBetter76: Bslim: *FARK "EPHEBOPHILE" SIGNAL LIGHTS UP SKY*

I had to look that word up. It said "Pedophile with a Thesaurus."


Or "a libertarian that has a carseat for sale."
 
2022-11-24 7:53:29 AM  

MrBallou: Hell, at my age, hitting on 40 year olds is creepy.


And dangerous.
They should be dating a 20 year old, get it out of their system, and then they are fun to date in their 60's.
If they're dating 60 at 40 it's because they are tired of living in a trailer and eating out of cans.
 
2022-11-24 7:55:53 AM  

ComaToast: OK, I admit that I have lied about my age online. I may have said that I was a voluptuous 58 year old nymphomaniac pole dancer, but actually I'm 60 and just need advice on which knee braces work the best.


how YOU doin..?

Baby...

Hehheh...
 
2022-11-24 9:47:36 AM  

runwiz: Has anyone tried the "I thought I was texting a miner" defense?


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2022-11-24 9:49:37 AM  

The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*


Eh, depending on where you (and the other person) live, 17 could be legal.
 
2022-11-24 9:50:52 AM  

Ghost Roach: Welcome to the internet, where the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

We joked about this in high school ... TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO!!! How the fark is anyone ignorant of this?


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2022-11-24 9:52:23 AM  
"found a series of lewd text messages with a person he believed was a minor. "

Defense:  No one believes it's a minor nowadays.  It's role playing internet games.

Kind of like the Politics tab.
 
2022-11-24 9:54:31 AM  

runwiz: Has anyone tried the "I thought I was texting a miner" defense?


What's this I hear about sex with miners being illegal? They need love too, after a hard day's work shoveling coal!
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2022-11-24 10:13:07 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: SomethingBetter76: Bslim: *FARK "EPHEBOPHILE" SIGNAL LIGHTS UP SKY*

I had to look that word up. It said "Pedophile with a Thesaurus."

Or "a libertarian that has a carseat for sale."


Oof.
 
2022-11-24 11:04:39 AM  

The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*


Yup: About 7 years ago, I had a pictureless profile start a conversation with me on one of the apps, which is typically a very red flag but they used decent grammar. Profile said 19. They then said they were 16. I blocked that profile quickly.
 
2022-11-24 11:12:18 AM  

ComaToast: OK, I admit that I have lied about my age online. I may have said that I was a voluptuous 58 year old nymphomaniac pole dancer, but actually I'm 60 and just need advice on which knee braces work the best.


Soooooo........you single and DTF?  Asking for a friend.
 
2022-11-24 11:27:42 AM  

misanthropicsob: The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*

Yup: About 7 years ago, I had a pictureless profile start a conversation with me on one of the apps, which is typically a very red flag but they used decent grammar. Profile said 19. They then said they were 16. I blocked that profile quickly.


'Are you down for some hot FBI agent action?'
 
2022-11-24 11:28:07 AM  
Ctrl + F =\= Drag Queen

Fake News!
 
2022-11-24 11:30:27 AM  
What's with these guys and their self image delusions. Hey baby check out my pot belly. You think that's hot look at this neck waddle. Yeah all the girls want a piece.
 
2022-11-24 12:42:10 PM  
The fact that people still fall for this is a strong testament to human intelligence.

/ or lack thereof
 
2022-11-24 1:14:54 PM  
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Thought he said he was a Minor.
 
2022-11-24 10:57:22 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: The_Sponge: johnphantom: If they say they are 18, they are underage. If they say they are underage, they are a cop.

My personal record for closing a window on a PC:

When I was 23, I was chatting with someone via match.com.  Her profile said 19, but during the chat, she basically said "I lied about my age to sign up since you have to be 18.  I am actually 17."

*CLICK*

a/s/l?

Me?:
18/female/West Virginia
Occupation: Miner


Was it just me but weren't all the "girls" in AIM chat rooms 16 and from FL?
 
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