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(Some Guy)   600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers   (thenationalnews.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Jury, Indian police, Prosecutor, Lawyer, Judge, Smuggling, Illegal drug trade, police station  
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837 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2022 at 2:25 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-24 12:16:28 AM  
19 votes:
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That's probably like 2 of these.
 
2022-11-24 2:36:39 AM  
17 votes:
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2022-11-24 2:37:32 AM  
10 votes:
Meh....it's a naan issue.
 
2022-11-24 12:20:16 AM  
6 votes:
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"Weed? Don't mind if I do..."
 
2022-11-24 3:46:31 AM  
5 votes:
"What kind of rats?"

"Happy rats, your honor"
 
2022-11-24 2:36:09 AM  
3 votes:
Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country's few dry states.

OK that's just ridiculous.
 
2022-11-24 3:41:47 AM  
2 votes:
Ironic thing is, the rats weren't hungry until after they ate some of the weed.
 
yms
2022-11-24 4:42:20 AM  
2 votes:

daffy: aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 850x589]
That's probably like 2 of these.

YUP.

The rats should be easy to catch.


They just need to look for the holes with beaded curtains blasting out hippie sitar music.
 
2022-11-24 5:01:04 AM  
2 votes:

Rehab Is For Quitters: I propose introducing a king cobra into the evidence locker. That will solve the rat problem. Two legged
and four legged type.


Cobras don't have legs, silly.
 
2022-11-24 12:30:06 AM  
1 vote:
I frickin' love the 'hungry rats' excuse for obvious theft.

You can break into an ATM, steal stacks and stacks of 'eaten' cash, then toss a dead rodent on top of a few shredded bills.

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Bam!

The perfect crime!

And why don't police ask why the rats aren't the slightest bit engorged after eating, like, five thousand times their weight in currency?

The padded pockets of the questioners should provide the answer.
 
2022-11-24 3:04:31 AM  
1 vote:

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 850x589]
That's probably like 2 of these.


YUP.

The rats should be easy to catch.
 
2022-11-24 3:26:19 AM  
1 vote:
hhhffffftttttttttttt, Cough, cough. Um, yeah. give me a minute.
Yeah, that's what we said. Right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yn27IOj2TU
 
2022-11-24 6:50:38 AM  
1 vote:
You need something to take the edge off, if you work with a guy named Beakman.
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