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(Some Guy)   600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Jury, Indian police, Prosecutor, Lawyer, Judge, Smuggling, Illegal drug trade, police station  
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840 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2022 at 2:25 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-11-24 2:36:09 AM  
18 votes:
Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country's few dry states.

OK that's just ridiculous.
2022-11-24 12:30:06 AM  
8 votes:
I frickin' love the 'hungry rats' excuse for obvious theft.

You can break into an ATM, steal stacks and stacks of 'eaten' cash, then toss a dead rodent on top of a few shredded bills.

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The perfect crime!

And why don't police ask why the rats aren't the slightest bit engorged after eating, like, five thousand times their weight in currency?

The padded pockets of the questioners should provide the answer.
2022-11-24 2:30:35 AM  
5 votes:
I mean, it's not impossible, but rats would more likely make nests in it.
2022-11-24 3:08:10 AM  
5 votes:
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Happened on Barney Miller once
2022-11-24 12:16:28 AM  
4 votes:
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That's probably like 2 of these.
2022-11-24 4:02:30 AM  
3 votes:

skybird659: Happened in Southern Cali in the early 70's once in my local police station. "Marijuana mouse' ate a pound!

Marijuana Mouse should be a comic book character...maybe an animated series as well.
2022-11-24 2:32:16 AM  
2 votes:
I knew of a dog (around 80-100lbs) who ate my dealer's ounce of pot back in high school.  Even that dog would take quite a few years to get through 600kg.

If someone gave me ten kg of weed, I'm pretty sure that would get me through til 2050 at the least.
2022-11-24 2:36:39 AM  
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2022-11-24 3:04:31 AM  
1 vote:

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 850x589]
That's probably like 2 of these.


The rats should be easy to catch.
2022-11-24 3:26:19 AM  
1 vote:
hhhffffftttttttttttt, Cough, cough. Um, yeah. give me a minute.
Yeah, that's what we said. Right?
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