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(Some Guy)   600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers   (thenationalnews.com) divider line
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804 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Nov 2022 at 2:25 AM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-24 12:16:28 AM  
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That's probably like 2 of these.
 
2022-11-24 12:20:16 AM  
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"Weed? Don't mind if I do..."
 
2022-11-24 12:30:06 AM  
I frickin' love the 'hungry rats' excuse for obvious theft.

You can break into an ATM, steal stacks and stacks of 'eaten' cash, then toss a dead rodent on top of a few shredded bills.

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Bam!

The perfect crime!

And why don't police ask why the rats aren't the slightest bit engorged after eating, like, five thousand times their weight in currency?

The padded pockets of the questioners should provide the answer.
 
2022-11-24 2:27:11 AM  
600lbs sounds more like a bunch of pigs, or maybe Bullet is real.
 
2022-11-24 2:30:35 AM  
I mean, it's not impossible, but rats would more likely make nests in it.
 
2022-11-24 2:32:16 AM  
I knew of a dog (around 80-100lbs) who ate my dealer's ounce of pot back in high school.  Even that dog would take quite a few years to get through 600kg.

If someone gave me ten kg of weed, I'm pretty sure that would get me through til 2050 at the least.
 
2022-11-24 2:36:09 AM  
Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country's few dry states.

OK that's just ridiculous.
 
2022-11-24 2:36:39 AM  
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2022-11-24 2:37:32 AM  
Meh....it's a naan issue.
 
2022-11-24 2:55:20 AM  

morg: Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country's few dry states.

OK that's just ridiculous.


Never heard the expression rat-arsed?
 
2022-11-24 3:04:31 AM  

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 850x589]
That's probably like 2 of these.


YUP.

The rats should be easy to catch.
 
2022-11-24 3:08:10 AM  
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Happened on Barney Miller once
 
2022-11-24 3:23:59 AM  
Happened in Southern Cali in the early 70's once in my local police station. "Marijuana mouse' ate a pound!
 
2022-11-24 3:26:19 AM  
hhhffffftttttttttttt, Cough, cough. Um, yeah. give me a minute.
Yeah, that's what we said. Right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yn27IOj2TU
 
2022-11-24 3:29:20 AM  
600kg?  Nope, we can't find the 500kg of cannabis.
 
2022-11-24 3:36:22 AM  
Didn't the same thing happen a couple years ago in Brazil?
 
2022-11-24 3:41:47 AM  
Ironic thing is, the rats weren't hungry until after they ate some of the weed.
 
2022-11-24 3:46:31 AM  
"What kind of rats?"

"Happy rats, your honor"
 
2022-11-24 3:48:03 AM  
Yaaaa. Shuuuure. You betcha...
 
2022-11-24 4:02:30 AM  

skybird659: Happened in Southern Cali in the early 70's once in my local police station. "Marijuana mouse' ate a pound!


Marijuana Mouse should be a comic book character...maybe an animated series as well.
 
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2022-11-24 4:42:20 AM  

daffy: aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 850x589]
That's probably like 2 of these.

YUP.

The rats should be easy to catch.


They just need to look for the holes with beaded curtains blasting out hippie sitar music.
 
2022-11-24 4:49:50 AM  
I propose introducing a king cobra into the evidence locker. That will solve the rat problem. Two legged
and four legged type.
 
2022-11-24 5:01:04 AM  

Rehab Is For Quitters: I propose introducing a king cobra into the evidence locker. That will solve the rat problem. Two legged
and four legged type.


Cobras don't have legs, silly.
 
2022-11-24 5:14:57 AM  

Mister Buttons: I knew of a dog (around 80-100lbs) who ate my dealer's ounce of pot back in high school.  Even that dog would take quite a few years to get through 600kg.

If someone gave me ten kg of weed, I'm pretty sure that would get me through til 2050 at the least.


27.4 years for me at 1 gram a day. If you turn it into shatter, it is more like 5.5 years at 5 grams of flower/bud converted per gram of shatter.

//I do a gram of shatter and a gram of flower/bud a day
 
2022-11-24 6:22:26 AM  
Then they trashed the room at the Hilton

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2022-11-24 6:50:38 AM  
You need something to take the edge off, if you work with a guy named Beakman.
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2022-11-24 12:33:00 PM  

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image image 850x589]
That's probably like 2 of these.


Roman Red!
 
2022-11-24 3:25:54 PM  

The_Sponge: skybird659: Happened in Southern Cali in the early 70's once in my local police station. "Marijuana mouse' ate a pound!

Marijuana Mouse should be a comic book character...maybe an animated series as well.

Speedy Gonzales' buddy-

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