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(Sports Illustrated)   In case there was any doubt, Jerry Jones has always been a (Fark swear jar)   (si.com) divider line
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1029 clicks; posted to Sports » on 24 Nov 2022 at 5:40 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-23 9:56:04 PM  
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2022-11-24 2:59:25 AM  
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2022-11-24 3:59:24 AM  
He looks like a less deformed version of Jason from Friday the 13th Part 3.
 
2022-11-24 4:24:07 AM  
Was he a Shark or a Jet?
 
2022-11-24 4:29:02 AM  

relaxitsjustme: Was he a Shark or a Jet?


White as fark...definitely a Jet.
 
2022-11-24 6:09:44 AM  
He was just bigot-curious
 
2022-11-24 6:12:39 AM  
Ooooohhhh, we've disappointed Jerry. Now he's going to come down on the field and glare at us, ooohhh, scary.

Prick.
 
2022-11-24 6:55:07 AM  
Have you  met  your  President ?

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2022-11-24 7:23:37 AM  
Maybe this is Snyder releasing some of his "dirt" on other owners? 😅
 
2022-11-24 7:42:09 AM  
Quelle suprise


Tell us all about how he made the Cowboys the most popular team in America again Cowboys fans
 
2022-11-24 7:59:38 AM  
I think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to:

A) Be surprising (A rich old white Republican from Arkansas May be RACIST?!?!?! No way!!!!)
B) Be more conclusive (like if he were actually on the front lines or caught throwing something at them)
C) Be from within the last 50 years (I don't think anyone wants to be judged by the mean things they've done as teenagers, especially as part of a large group)
 
2022-11-24 8:05:59 AM  

IAmRight: I think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to:

A) Be surprising (A rich old white Republican from Arkansas May be RACIST?!?!?! No way!!!!)
B) Be more conclusive (like if he were actually on the front lines or caught throwing something at them)
C) Be from within the last 50 years (I don't think anyone wants to be judged by the mean things they've done as teenagers, especially as part of a large group)


So you are saying that those who disliked him before will still dislike him and those who adored him will still adore and defend him?

Would you draw that line somewhere near  "Cowboys fan"  or is it far away from there in a different place?
 
2022-11-24 8:56:35 AM  
Jerry needs to have tons of Curious George dolls and books mailed to him.  You know, to remind him how he was once curious.
 
2022-11-24 9:06:13 AM  
"I'll be very candid with you, I've often asked: 'Why didn't you do more?" Jones said.


spare us the revisionist history.  the only 'more' you would've been doing at the time was throwing rocks, so be thankful you didn't
 
2022-11-24 9:07:56 AM  
"I bet that colored boy could run a 4.40 if he was chased from here back to his house."

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2022-11-24 9:12:03 AM  
Another example of why grandma, grandpa, and great-grandma keep turning out to vote against the CRT boogieman.
 
2022-11-24 9:19:49 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Have you  met  your  President ?

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For the rest of us playing at home, tell us when Robert Byrd joined the Klan.

Then tell us when he left.

Then tell us what he said and did during his time in the various public offices he held, with respect to the above membership.
 
2022-11-24 9:20:14 AM  
Nothing says PWT like horizontal stripes
 
2022-11-24 9:21:42 AM  
What a surprise.
The guy who threatened everyone on his team who might want to kneel during the National Anthem might be racist.
 
2022-11-24 9:31:38 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Have you  met  your  President ?

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The guy who literally was Vice President to a Black President? The guy who literally chose a Black woman to be his own Vice President?
 
2022-11-24 9:32:27 AM  

mikaloyd: IAmRight: I think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to:

A) Be surprising (A rich old white Republican from Arkansas May be RACIST?!?!?! No way!!!!)
B) Be more conclusive (like if he were actually on the front lines or caught throwing something at them)
C) Be from within the last 50 years (I don't think anyone wants to be judged by the mean things they've done as teenagers, especially as part of a large group)

So you are saying that those who disliked him before will still dislike him and those who adored him will still adore and defend him?

Would you draw that line somewhere near  "Cowboys fan"  or is it far away from there in a different place?


I'm really not sure who adores Jerry Jones, tbh. I've never met someone that sings his praises.
 
2022-11-24 9:53:11 AM  

IAmRight: mikaloyd: IAmRight: I think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to:

A) Be surprising (A rich old white Republican from Arkansas May be RACIST?!?!?! No way!!!!)
B) Be more conclusive (like if he were actually on the front lines or caught throwing something at them)
C) Be from within the last 50 years (I don't think anyone wants to be judged by the mean things they've done as teenagers, especially as part of a large group)

So you are saying that those who disliked him before will still dislike him and those who adored him will still adore and defend him?

Would you draw that line somewhere near  "Cowboys fan"  or is it far away from there in a different place?

I'm really not sure who adores Jerry Jones, tbh. I've never met someone that sings his praises.


Who were the people you talking about when you said I" think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to: " ?
 
2022-11-24 10:10:29 AM  
I think that generally it doesn't matter if you're for or against Jerry Jones as a person. He's not a publicly-elected official. Every Cowboys fan has generally come to the understanding that it doesn't matter whether or not they like him or hate him, he's gonna own the team.

Finding out that a wealthy white Republican from Arkansas did a racist thing 60 years ago is...not in the top 10 of objectionable things about Jerry Jones.

It's a thing Republicans have really taken advantage of: You can only be shamed if anyone ever thought you were a good person. So if you're just an obvious sh*tbag from the jump (and when you're wealthy, there are no real consequences for it), then no one can ever shame you into doing the right thing! And since you're wealthy and write the laws, you can make sure your asshole activities can't be prosecuted, either...so you're basically invincible.

Unless the murders begin. But that's why you buy off the cops and get your own security force.
 
2022-11-24 10:14:36 AM  
Like...everyone already knew Jerry Jones was a sh*tty person. This is another scrap of evidence for the pile, but, like...if it were part of Dan Snyder's blackmail threats? That's real weak.

Let's get something current, Danny Boy! We know Jerry didn't STOP being an asshole!
 
2022-11-24 10:20:52 AM  

IAmRight: Unless the murders begin. But that's why you buy off the cops and get your own security force.


I dont think I have those kinds of resources. Have you any other advice for living right?
 
2022-11-24 10:45:37 AM  
Still not as bad an idea as resigning Zeke.
 
2022-11-24 11:10:27 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Have you  met  your  President ?

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Jesus Christ you're a putz.
 
2022-11-24 11:17:28 AM  

RandolphCarter: Zeb Hesselgresser: Have you  met  your  President ?

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For the rest of us playing at home, tell us when Robert Byrd joined the Klan.

Then tell us when he left.

Then tell us what he said and did during his time in the various public offices he held, with respect to the above membership.


Hunter Biden is the new *smoke bomb*
 
2022-11-24 11:18:02 AM  
I truly believe people should have the full opportunity to disown actions and stances from their childhoods, but Jerry didn't do that, he's trying  to say he just happened to wander into the crowd of rabid angry racists.  If he had said yes I knowingly joined that crowd and I'm ashamed of that choice to this day, I've learned better since, he would probably receive praise for the candor, but no, he chose to play ignorant so as to not offend his racist fans
 
2022-11-24 11:30:32 AM  

skinink: "I bet that colored boy could run a 4.40 if he was chased from here back to his house."

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Looks like all the school's most dimwitted bullies collected in one spot.
 
2022-11-24 11:54:06 AM  

mikaloyd: IAmRight: I think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to:

A) Be surprising (A rich old white Republican from Arkansas May be RACIST?!?!?! No way!!!!)
B) Be more conclusive (like if he were actually on the front lines or caught throwing something at them)
C) Be from within the last 50 years (I don't think anyone wants to be judged by the mean things they've done as teenagers, especially as part of a large group)

So you are saying that those who disliked him before will still dislike him and those who adored him will still adore and defend him?

Would you draw that line somewhere near  "Cowboys fan"  or is it far away from there in a different place?


Today is the best day in mikalyod's life.

/I haven't seen him this worked up since the last time he was making fun of special needs people.
 
2022-11-24 1:58:18 PM  
farkregurgitator:

/I haven't seen him this worked up since the last time he was making fun of special needs people.


Today more than ever before I feel deep regret and sorrow for ever comparing those poor innocent and gentle people to Cowboys fans
 
2022-11-24 2:05:09 PM  
It's Jerry Jones. There's not much lower for him to sink. You could tell me he kills hiatchhikers for kicks and it wouldn't move the needle.
 
2022-11-24 2:54:51 PM  
So the photo shows he was there......doesn't mean he was against what was going on....doesn't mean he wasn't.   Pictures don't really tell entire stories.
 
2022-11-24 5:16:19 PM  

daveb0rg: So the photo shows he was there......doesn't mean he was against what was going on....doesn't mean he wasn't.   Pictures don't really tell entire stories.


Third row from imminent violence ... five finger whitewalls...

Lol
 
2022-11-24 6:39:31 PM  

watching the trump puddle dry: I truly believe people should have the full opportunity to disown actions and stances from their childhoods, but Jerry didn't do that, he's trying  to say he just happened to wander into the crowd of rabid angry racists.  If he had said yes I knowingly joined that crowd and I'm ashamed of that choice to this day, I've learned better since, he would probably receive praise for the candor, but no, he chose to play ignorant so as to not offend his racist fans


Football!
 
2022-11-24 6:40:03 PM  

anotherluser: skinink: "I bet that colored boy could run a 4.40 if he was chased from here back to his house."

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Looks like all the school's most dimwitted bullies collected in one spot.


But drawn by David Berg
 
2022-11-24 9:36:25 PM  

IAmRight: mikaloyd: IAmRight: I think for stuff like this to be effective in turning people against someone, it has to:

A) Be surprising (A rich old white Republican from Arkansas May be RACIST?!?!?! No way!!!!)
B) Be more conclusive (like if he were actually on the front lines or caught throwing something at them)
C) Be from within the last 50 years (I don't think anyone wants to be judged by the mean things they've done as teenagers, especially as part of a large group)

So you are saying that those who disliked him before will still dislike him and those who adored him will still adore and defend him?

Would you draw that line somewhere near  "Cowboys fan"  or is it far away from there in a different place?

I'm really not sure who adores Jerry Jones, tbh. I've never met someone that sings his praises.


I won't sing his praises but he was a good enough deal maker (and the Vikings were dumb enough to go for it) to pawn off braindead Herschel in the trade so Jimmy could build the dynasty teams of the 90s.  Other than that 100% shiatheel.
 
2022-11-24 9:58:01 PM  
The picture itself, is meaningless....

But he's a good ol' boy from Texas, so that tells one all you'd need to know.
 
2022-11-25 11:06:47 AM  
I'm sure this has absolutely nothing to do with this:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwie9Oig18n7AhV-LkQIHVpsDUsQFnoECA4QAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.espn.com%2Fnfl%2Fstory%2F_%2Fid%2F34778123%2Fwashington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-claims-dirt-nfl-owners-roger-goodell&usg=AOvVaw1DtxnnMhV6En8DR6HGqy1C

That being said fark Jerry Jones. The only purpose he serves is making sure the Cowboys will never win another Super Bowl which is fine by me.
 
2022-11-25 11:42:14 AM  

T.rex: The picture itself, is meaningless....

But he's a good ol' boy from Texas, so that tells one all you'd need to know.


He's from Arkansas.
 
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