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(Lancashire Telegraph)   "He tooted through the glove box but nothing was taken." Smeller is the feller rule invoked   (lancashiretelegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2009 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2022 at 3:35 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-23 3:36:47 PM  
due to multiple pop ups you can't read the interesting article. damn it all to hell.
 
2022-11-23 3:40:16 PM  
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2022-11-23 3:41:52 PM  

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2022-11-23 3:43:34 PM  
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forget it, got mice in my garage
 
2022-11-23 3:49:33 PM  
Let he who hath not drunkenly walked the streets in a balaclava after failing to rouse their brethren whence shunned from their supported accommodations until pooting through the glove box of a milk man cast the first stone
 
2022-11-23 3:50:46 PM  
Lol apparently toot is not a recognized word for Google autofellate...
 
2022-11-23 3:53:22 PM  
 
2022-11-23 3:54:50 PM  
An eagle-eyed milkman spotted a guy with a Greek desert.  That's how it started to read.
 
2022-11-23 3:59:43 PM  

sinko swimo: due to multiple pop ups you can't read the interesting article. damn it all to hell.


Yeah, it's not interesting. Jesus, it's the dumbest non story I've seen here in awhile.
 
2022-11-23 4:02:03 PM  

sinko swimo: due to multiple pop ups you can't read the interesting article. damn it all to hell.


well now you've said that, I ain't clicking.
and not because I'm lazy and hardly ever do

but if toot is being used to mean search through, I've never heard that usage and I'm a britain... although nowhere near Lancashire.

toot usually means beep- toot your horn (sound your car horn, you degenerates)
or play a single note- toot an actual horn (musical instrument... dear me)
less commonly it means fart- comicbook stylee, like parp

colloquial ways to say search through the glovebox would be rifle, or rummage

here endeth the lesson
 
2022-11-23 4:02:19 PM  
Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.
 
2022-11-23 4:05:48 PM  
He tooted through the glove box but nothing was taken.

So, which Mastodon instance is that? carburglar.social?
 
2022-11-23 4:06:09 PM  
He was rootin. He was tootin. Bystanders also described the man as high-falootin.
 
2022-11-23 4:06:16 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.


Being from the deep South, reading stuff from the UK is like reading Mad Libs to me.

Half the time I have no idea what the article is about.  And the other half I'm laughing at the images the language does create in my mind.
 
2022-11-23 4:06:58 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.


I was thinking the same.  Anyone from Great Britain here that can interpret this article?
 
2022-11-23 4:18:24 PM  
Eagle-eyed Burnley milkman

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2022-11-23 4:18:31 PM  
He/She who declared it blared it.
He/She who observed it served it.
He/She who detected it ejected it.
He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it.
The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
The smeller's the feller.
He/She who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
He/She who refuted it tooted it.
etc
 
2022-11-23 4:30:56 PM  
Eagle-eyed Burnley milkman reported man with balaclava in early hours.

It's really hood stuff, but I'm only good for a bite or two because it's so rich.
Some of that milk would help.
 
2022-11-23 5:00:00 PM  

delysid25: Let he who hath not drunkenly walked the streets in a balaclava after failing to rouse their brethren whence shunned from their supported accommodations until pooting through the glove box of a milk man cast the first stone


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2022-11-23 5:03:06 PM  

Lady J: sinko swimo: due to multiple pop ups you can't read the interesting article. damn it all to hell.

well now you've said that, I ain't clicking.
and not because I'm lazy and hardly ever do

but if toot is being used to mean search through, I've never heard that usage and I'm a britain... although nowhere near Lancashire.

toot usually means beep- toot your horn (sound your car horn, you degenerates)
or play a single note- toot an actual horn (musical instrument... dear me)
less commonly it means fart- comicbook stylee, like parp

colloquial ways to say search through the glovebox would be rifle, or rummage

here endeth the lesson


You're a Briton?

Yeah, so what? You act like it's your language er sumpin.

/s :)
 
2022-11-23 5:03:14 PM  

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Mastodon-like tooting detooted.
 
2022-11-23 5:17:25 PM  

delysid25: Let he who hath not drunkenly walked the streets in a balaclava after failing to rouse their brethren whence shunned from their supported accommodations until pooting through the glove box of a milk man cast the first stone


F**k, you win. I can't even remember all that.
 
2022-11-23 5:20:04 PM  
Have you ever eaten baklava with a balaclava on?
 
2022-11-23 5:23:34 PM  
He did cocaine, through the glove box? Fascinating. Must have been quite the tooter.
 
2022-11-23 6:16:01 PM  

SBinRR: Eagle-eyed Burnley milkman reported man with balaclava in early hours.

It's really hood stuff, but I'm only good for a bite or two because it's so rich.
Some of that milk would help.


Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)
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2022-11-23 6:41:13 PM  
 
2022-11-23 7:44:03 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.


Surely there's a route through it.
 
2022-11-23 8:16:48 PM  

Rene ala Carte: Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.


Oh good, its not just me. I thought I was having a stroke.

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2022-11-23 8:25:53 PM  

Riomp300: Rene ala Carte: Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.

Oh good, its not just me. I thought I was having a stroke.

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Wasn't even that alone so much as that + auto-correct errors making it into a mess that would even have Mancunians going "Wot?"
 
2022-11-23 11:52:52 PM  

Riomp300: Rene ala Carte: Even though it is in English, my native language, much of the story is incomprehensible to me.

Oh good, its not just me. I thought I was having a stroke.

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u can have my glottal stops when you pry them from my cold, dead... vocal chords.

I've got on/off mode, depending on work/other setting.
 
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