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(Fox 5 Las Vegas) Boobies Strip club patrons can get a Fatburger, which is hopefully not a new slang term or euphemism   (fox5vegas.com) divider line
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2022-11-23 11:25:21 AM  
I'll have a Fatburger, two Furburgers, and a large fry...
 
2022-11-23 11:30:03 AM  
The strippers have to really love that decision.  Greasy grubby pawing mitts for everyone!
 
2022-11-23 11:32:36 AM  
Booty Sweat & Bacon Grease - ORDER NOW!
 
2022-11-23 12:10:16 PM  
Ice Cube usually shows up there around two in the morning.
 
2022-11-23 12:11:51 PM  
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Vince reportedly thrilled. The tuna is terrible.
 
2022-11-23 12:13:40 PM  

BunkyBrewman: The strippers have to really love that decision.  Greasy grubby pawing mitts for everyone!


If ever there was a social environment where hand sanitizer and paper towels should be freely available everywhere...
 
2022-11-23 12:13:48 PM  
Is it 2 in the morning already?
 
2022-11-23 12:14:00 PM  
Burger and a lap dance. Comes with plenty of napkins.
 
2022-11-23 12:14:34 PM  
Depending on the place, they could also get a fatberg.
 
2022-11-23 12:20:33 PM  
Not yet but it will be.
 
2022-11-23 12:21:22 PM  
There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet
 
2022-11-23 12:21:46 PM  
3025 Sammy Davis Jr. Drive

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2022-11-23 12:23:32 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet


You generally don't sit in gynecology row with more than a drink... So you sit at a table, eat, hopefully go to the facilities and wash your hands, and THEN get a lap dance.
 
2022-11-23 12:25:30 PM  

Unsung_Hero: pastramithemosterotic: There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet

You generally don't sit in gynecology row with more than a drink... So you sit at a table, eat, hopefully go to the facilities and wash your hands, and THEN get a lap dance.


can i buy my steak a lap dance or is that considered gauche?
 
2022-11-23 12:26:05 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Unsung_Hero: pastramithemosterotic: There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet

You generally don't sit in gynecology row with more than a drink... So you sit at a table, eat, hopefully go to the facilities and wash your hands, and THEN get a lap dance.

can i buy my steak a lap dance or is that considered gauche?


No but you can tip your lap dance with a steak
 
2022-11-23 12:26:11 PM  
Speak for yourself subby, I hope it is a new slang term or euphemism.
 
2022-11-23 12:26:21 PM  
I chill White Castle 'cuz it's the best
But I fly a Fatburger when I'm way out west
 
2022-11-23 12:27:03 PM  
It won't be the first quarter pound of cheese-covered meat that the girls have seen...
 
2022-11-23 12:27:25 PM  

BunkyBrewman: The strippers have to really love that decision.  Greasy grubby pawing mitts for everyone!


Isn't that pretty much what it was before?
 
2022-11-23 12:28:15 PM  
Laptop or Burger.  Either is 20 dollars.  (I'm not that far off unless the price of a dance has changed)

Yes, fries do come with the shake now.

There is no eating in the Champaign room.

Still not as entertaining as the 2 Portland clubs that are build next to each other, have a dispensary nearby.  One is vegan in ownership and one has a steakhouse.  https://www.vice.com/en/article/ywmvax/inside-the-insane-feud-between-a-vegan-strip-club-and-the-steak-house-next-door

/I drove by those 2 clubs on my way to work for a while, then I got a better job.
 
2022-11-23 12:28:41 PM  
It's not new.

/For me
 
2022-11-23 12:28:43 PM  

Pert: It won't be the first quarter pound of cheese-covered meat that the girls have seen...


🤮
 
2022-11-23 12:29:07 PM  

farkitallletitend: Burger and a lap dance. Comes with plenty of napkins.


And plenty of mayonnaise!
 
2022-11-23 12:29:20 PM  
Not new, Subby
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2022-11-23 12:30:36 PM  
I need to book myself a trip to Vegas. O.O
 
2022-11-23 12:32:49 PM  
The secret of why their lap dances burgers are so much better is the pickle relish.

/no really, b/c Fatburger is so awesome, I usually put pickle relish on most of my burgers at home
 
2022-11-23 12:33:19 PM  
Sapphire notes that Fatburger will also feature a full breakfast menu

Mmmmmm, morning shift strippers and greasy food!
 
2022-11-23 12:37:26 PM  

morg: Mmmmmm, morning shift strippers and greasy food!


Let me fix that for you...

Mmmmmm, greasy morning shift strippers and salty food!
 
2022-11-23 12:37:28 PM  
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2022-11-23 12:37:51 PM  
Some guys will eat anything at a strip club

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2022-11-23 12:41:27 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet


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2022-11-23 12:41:35 PM  
...and a side of thighs...
 
2022-11-23 12:41:35 PM  
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a lap dance today.
 
2022-11-23 12:45:50 PM  
That's a smashburger with a bunch of toppings, a fat burger shout have a lot more meat in it and be butter basted, and who wants food when they're at a strip club?  I like to keep my primal instincts separate!
 
2022-11-23 12:48:17 PM  
Better Off Dead... (1985) Everybody Wants Some
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2022-11-23 12:49:04 PM  
"I once got busy in a Fatburger champagne room" doesn't roll off the tongue that well.
 
2022-11-23 12:49:19 PM  

steklo: morg: Mmmmmm, morning shift strippers and greasy food!

Let me fix that for you...

Mmmmmm, greasy morning shift strippers and salty food!


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2022-11-23 12:50:15 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Unsung_Hero: pastramithemosterotic: There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet

You generally don't sit in gynecology row with more than a drink... So you sit at a table, eat, hopefully go to the facilities and wash your hands, and THEN get a lap dance.

can i buy my steak a lap dance or is that considered gauche?


I prefer to get a look at my steak by shoving my head up a strippers...

Wait. No. I can get a good look at a strippers ass by...

...no, it's gotta be MY stripper's steak..
 
2022-11-23 12:56:41 PM  
Isn't it obligatory that every patron gets a Fatburger at a strip club?
 
2022-11-23 12:58:03 PM  

buserror: pastramithemosterotic: There's a gentleman's club/prime steakhouse near downtown Tampa. I've never been in but I'm extremely curious as to how that works

Personally I think strip clubs should be catered with a hot buffet

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I have a major issue with that picture. He's the proprietor of a restaurant and he's wearing open toed shoes

You don't wear open toed shoes if you work in a kitchen. Something is off here
 
2022-11-23 12:58:39 PM  

electricjebus: That's a smashburger with a bunch of toppings, a fat burger shout have a lot more meat in it and be butter basted, and who wants food when they're at a strip club?  I like to keep my primal instincts separate!


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2022-11-23 12:58:43 PM  
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2022-11-23 1:00:14 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: electricjebus: That's a smashburger with a bunch of toppings, a fat burger shout have a lot more meat in it and be butter basted, and who wants food when they're at a strip club?  I like to keep my primal instincts separate!

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Stay outta my lane, bruh
 
2022-11-23 1:00:14 PM  

Trocadero: The secret of why their lap dances burgers are so much better is the pickle relish.

/no really, b/c Fatburger is so awesome, I usually put pickle relish on most of my burgers at home


I strongly disagree with relish and pickles on burgers and people who like this are wrong thinking.
 
2022-11-23 1:01:17 PM  

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2022-11-23 1:04:41 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: You don't wear open toed shoes if you work in a kitchen. Something is off here


Business is bad. Covid hit his establishment pretty hard. He lost his patrons and some really good employees.

He fell behind in rent, couldn't keep up with paying his vendors and well sometimes, you have to work in open toed shoes.

Not me. I wear flip-flops when I'm standing in front the McDonald's frier.

Makes life interesting.
 
2022-11-23 1:06:41 PM  

Lambskincoat: Trocadero: The secret of why their lap dances burgers are so much better is the pickle relish.

/no really, b/c Fatburger is so awesome, I usually put pickle relish on most of my burgers at home

I strongly disagree with relish and pickles on burgers and people who like this are wrong thinking.


https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/oxford-university-scientist-settles-pickles-24065068

You're OBJECTIVELY wrong, like, it's scientific fact how wrong you are. Está usted equivocado. Vous avez tort. Anata wa machigatte iru. Etc.
 
2022-11-23 1:07:37 PM  
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2022-11-23 1:13:11 PM  
Do you want hepatitis A?  Because that's how you get hepatitis A.
 
2022-11-23 1:25:16 PM  
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