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(ESPN)   Today we're thankful for the three offerings from the NFL. The Bills take on the Lions in their favorite place to play. Giants try to keep up with the Cowboys and the Vikings attempt to re-group against the Pats. GOBBLE GOBBLE Kickoff at 12:30 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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Nana's Vibrator
2022-11-24 11:26:24 PM  
Mac Jones sucked at the end.  He's the opposite of Brady.  He hokds onto the ball too long.  He sucks under pressure.  He sucks in the red zone.  He sucks late in close games.

/Patricia called the plays in the 2nd half and he sucks too
 
eddievercetti
2022-11-24 11:27:26 PM  
Have a very good weekend, I might be for Sunday, mos def for tomorrows USA/UK game
 
cfreak [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:27:28 PM  

ariseatex: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I won't be in Sunday until late. Leave Phoenix area tomorrow and take four days to drive back to DC. That day I drive Little Rock to Bristol (ish).  Enjoy rest of your long weekend!


Damn, that's quite a drive! Good luck.

/ especially going through Arkansas
 
Pinnacle Point [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:27:50 PM  
The refs were doped up on tryptophan, I think. Kinda mussed the game up in a chaotic neutral sense.
 
Social Justice Warlock
2022-11-24 11:28:04 PM  
Is Belichick like smol or is O'Connell like 6'5"...?!?
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:28:49 PM  
Aww, that was pretty cute with Cousins.
 
dark brew [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:29:09 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Is Belichick like smol or is O'Connell like 6'5"...?!?


Oconnell is a tall drink of water
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:29:17 PM  
"Your mom always tells you not to eat with food in your mouth"
 
UNC_Samurai
2022-11-24 11:29:38 PM  
"Your mom always taught you not to eat with food in your mouth."
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:29:52 PM  
Kirk is getting AFTER that Turducken
 
Nick el Ass
2022-11-24 11:30:48 PM  
Interviewer just said something about mom saying "don't eat with food in your mouth" which made me chuckle.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:31:12 PM  
Marcus Jones was too eager to run that last punt back for a TD. He could have let the ball bounce and let the Pats start at the 20.

I mean...at this point, a bad loss for the Pats. But they did some things they've had trouble doing this year.

Not sure how the Minnesota D-line couldn't get to Mac all that often.

Lose to the Bills, maybe beat the Cardinals and probably beat the Raiders?

/I made it to within 3 minutes of live after I paused the game
//Luckily I didn't miss anything egregious
///I dunno...this brings up way more questions about the Pats
 
Social Justice Warlock
2022-11-24 11:31:31 PM  

HeathenHealer: Kirk is getting AFTER that Turducken


He SAID he had been waiting since 2017 to eat that abomination. Five years, that A LONG TIME

HE LIKES THAT!
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:31:35 PM  
Happy Thanksgiving! See y'all on Sunday
 
bionicjoe [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:32:58 PM  

seventypercent: "Your mom always tells you not to eat with food in your mouth"


That's the kinda thing my mom said growing up. 
My wife says things like that now. 

/Shut your mouth and eat!
//Get up and sit down!
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:33:21 PM  

jaylectricity: Marcus Jones was too eager to run that last punt back for a TD. He could have let the ball bounce and let the Pats start at the 20.

I mean...at this point, a bad loss for the Pats. But they did some things they've had trouble doing this year.

Not sure how the Minnesota D-line couldn't get to Mac all that often.

Lose to the Bills, maybe beat the Cardinals and probably beat the Raiders?

/I made it to within 3 minutes of live after I paused the game
//Luckily I didn't miss anything egregious
///I dunno...this brings up way more questions about the Pats


I didn't expect it to be this high scoring, but I totally said it would be a one score game. Vikings got some breaks on special teams and the offense made some nice plays. Pats definitely focused on shutting down the run and Kirk took advantage. It was a fun game, could have easily gone either way.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:33:29 PM  

bionicjoe: Throw down the middle. 
Brilliant, Mac. 

Farking brilliant.


I thought maybe a lateral laden play.

Worse is the receiver going down like he thought they had a timeout.
 
Adolf Oliver Nipples [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:33:41 PM  

Iamos: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Good.

Surviving the holiday week at the restaurant?


The real disaster starts tomorrow, though yesterday was a nightmare, too. Remember when I said that if anyone called off we were boofooed? Someone called off, and my boss was so pissed off he took it out on me all day. If I spoke to my coworkers the way he spoke to me I would have been fired long ago.

Tomorrow Hell starts promptly at 6. I went in for 3 hours to set up today because the night shift is useless, so tomorrow will be easy until he gets wound up about something stupid and comes at me again.

So we'll see. Black Friday is hiat or miss. I mean, it's always busy, but there's busy and HOLY FARK busy. If it's the latter I'm looking at 14 hours. If not it's only 10. The weekend will be easier if the boss stays home like he should and let's me deal with it, he introduces stress where I don't.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:34:53 PM  

jaylectricity: Worse is the receiver going down like he thought they had a timeout.


Yeah that was weird. He's gotta know it's not college, the clock won't stop.
 
Hey Nurse! [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:35:16 PM  
Eagles Packers. Imma have to go with eagles
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:36:12 PM  

HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: Marcus Jones was too eager to run that last punt back for a TD. He could have let the ball bounce and let the Pats start at the 20.

I mean...at this point, a bad loss for the Pats. But they did some things they've had trouble doing this year.

Not sure how the Minnesota D-line couldn't get to Mac all that often.

Lose to the Bills, maybe beat the Cardinals and probably beat the Raiders?

/I made it to within 3 minutes of live after I paused the game
//Luckily I didn't miss anything egregious
///I dunno...this brings up way more questions about the Pats

I didn't expect it to be this high scoring, but I totally said it would be a one score game. Vikings got some breaks on special teams and the offense made some nice plays. Pats definitely focused on shutting down the run and Kirk took advantage. It was a fun game, could have easily gone either way.


My problem with this game is the timing.  They still have a good record against the conference. But they needed to keep up and it was right there for them.
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:36:33 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Iamos: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Good.

Surviving the holiday week at the restaurant?

The real disaster starts tomorrow, though yesterday was a nightmare, too. Remember when I said that if anyone called off we were boofooed? Someone called off, and my boss was so pissed off he took it out on me all day. If I spoke to my coworkers the way he spoke to me I would have been fired long ago.

Tomorrow Hell starts promptly at 6. I went in for 3 hours to set up today because the night shift is useless, so tomorrow will be easy until he gets wound up about something stupid and comes at me again.

So we'll see. Black Friday is hiat or miss. I mean, it's always busy, but there's busy and HOLY FARK busy. If it's the latter I'm looking at 14 hours. If not it's only 10. The weekend will be easier if the boss stays home like he should and let's me deal with it, he introduces stress where I don't.


Fark, sorry, I've had a bosses that just bring in stress and chaos and it's so unhelpful. Fingers crossed for you tomorrow and the weekend.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:38:11 PM  

HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: Worse is the receiver going down like he thought they had a timeout.

Yeah that was weird. He's gotta know it's not college, the clock won't stop.


I don't know college rules. Does the clock stop after every play at the end of the game?
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:38:21 PM  

jaylectricity: My problem with this game is the timing.  They still have a good record against the conference. But they needed to keep up and it was right there for them.


This year more than others in last few years really feels like a major realignment of power is happening. It's interesting, but weird to see things like NFC East dominating, a good Miami team, etc.
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:38:55 PM  

jaylectricity: HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: Worse is the receiver going down like he thought they had a timeout.

Yeah that was weird. He's gotta know it's not college, the clock won't stop.

I don't know college rules. Does the clock stop after every play at the end of the game?


Stops after first downs until they reset the chains. I actually think that's a reasonable rule.
 
HeathenHealer [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:40:21 PM  

jaylectricity: HeathenHealer: jaylectricity: Worse is the receiver going down like he thought they had a timeout.

Yeah that was weird. He's gotta know it's not college, the clock won't stop.

I don't know college rules. Does the clock stop after every play at the end of the game?


It stops after every first down until the ball is set. So basically on that last play if the receiver gives himself up with a few seconds left they can rush to the line and spike the ball as soon as the ref sets it.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:43:52 PM  
I can't find the post, I've tried everything with Ctrl-F....Adolf mentioned that the Pats making dumb mistakes was the opposite of what happened over the last couple decades. It was a reply to another comment. I've tried: opposite mistake adolf and can't find it.

I just wanted to smart Adolf Oliver Nipple's post.

Consider this that vote.
 
Iamos [OhFark]
2022-11-24 11:48:16 PM  
"Ball carrier of the Game" sponsored by Manscaped. Lol, I've never watched the local post game show before.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-24 11:52:32 PM  
The refs were bad. I'm not saying they screwed the Pats. I mean, the calls can't be quantified. There's no telling how the game would have gone if they got the first bad call right. Or what bad call they might have made later.

Last night, watching the Bruins game within 10 minutes my girlfriend (who follows the Bruins better than me) says, "Oh, it's going to be that kind of game where the refs don't know what they're doing."

And it proved right. A ton of bad calls, refs looked like idiots.
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]
2022-11-25 6:01:11 AM  

jaylectricity: The refs were bad. I'm not saying they screwed the Pats. I mean, the calls can't be quantified. There's no telling how the game would have gone if they got the first bad call right. Or what bad call they might have made later.

Last night, watching the Bruins game within 10 minutes my girlfriend (who follows the Bruins better than me) says, "Oh, it's going to be that kind of game where the refs don't know what they're doing."

And it proved right. A ton of bad calls, refs looked like idiots.


Those darned refs have made my team lose before. Something needs to be done about them
 
Nana's Vibrator
2022-11-25 7:25:32 AM  

jaylectricity: The refs were bad. I'm not saying they screwed the Pats. I mean, the calls can't be quantified. There's no telling how the game would have gone if they got the first bad call right. Or what bad call they might have made later.

Last night, watching the Bruins game within 10 minutes my girlfriend (who follows the Bruins better than me) says, "Oh, it's going to be that kind of game where the refs don't know what they're doing."

And it proved right. A ton of bad calls, refs looked like idiots.


You can always deal with the home cooking, it's just part of it.  But three near simultaneous holds with shirts and pads being pulled away from bodies at the point of attack on a kickoff return was when I knew it was over.  Taking the TD away from Henry made that an 11 point swing within a couple of minutes.  This Patriots team can't recover from that the way they used to because they can't take care of their own stupid sh*t.
 
Sail Hatan
2022-11-25 10:50:51 AM  
I'm starting a Kirk Cousins grillz go fund me.
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2022-11-25 10:18:09 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: This Patriots team can't recover from that the way they used to because they can't take care of their own stupid sh*t.


That's the issue right now. Usually the Pats capitalize on the mistakes, but it's been a few years where they're the ones making those mistakes.

Henry not taking one step to the right after a very long gain before the defender could tackle him. Mac sliding for a sack when he could have just thrown it over the end zone and stopped the clock.

And that last play? Meyers just gives himself up with no time on the clock. Either try to break through a tackle, or look for somebody behind where he is to throw the ball or anything other than just saying, "I'm gonna go down and end the game."

Coaching. Coaching is suffering.
 
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