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(ESPN)   Today we're thankful for the three offerings from the NFL. The Bills take on the Lions in their favorite place to play. Giants try to keep up with the Cowboys and the Vikings attempt to re-group against the Pats. GOBBLE GOBBLE Kickoff at 12:30 PM ET   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-11-24 2:07:09 PM  
Who's the singing Romulan?
 
2022-11-24 2:08:14 PM  

hotrod2001: Who's the singing Romulan?


Don't know, I was too busy having a seizure.
 
2022-11-24 2:08:19 PM  
Did John Romita Jr. design her outfit?
 
2022-11-24 2:08:40 PM  

Bunny Deville: Aezetyr: Bunny Deville: Hey Aeztyr, who's the guy with the long blonde hair on the Lions?

Anzalone, formerly of the Saints. Some have taken to calling him Analzone.

He's.... certainly a linebacker. :)

Oh, THAT'S Analzone.


Yeah... he's a depth piece that's been in a starting role for a couple years. He's good in spots but as an every-down-backer I think we could do better.
 
2022-11-24 2:08:58 PM  
Today's Draw Play cartoon bets:

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2022-11-24 2:09:51 PM  

Bunny Deville: Aezetyr: Bunny Deville: Hey Aeztyr, who's the guy with the long blonde hair on the Lions?

Anzalone, formerly of the Saints. Some have taken to calling him Analzone.

He's.... certainly a linebacker. :)

Oh, THAT'S Analzone.


Speaking of Analzone
 
2022-11-24 2:10:07 PM  
That's the second crotch-grab I noticed.
 
2022-11-24 2:10:12 PM  
Don't know who the fark is singing, but blue suits are rocking, and that bass is pretty awesome.
 
2022-11-24 2:10:47 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I am old. She is lip-synching. I find that annoying. You may all continue to like what I don't.


Aren't most halftime performances lip synching?
 
2022-11-24 2:11:18 PM  
I need a palate cleanser after that... performance.

Gojira - The heaviest matter of the universe (lyric)
Youtube 6DPhFpZW5a8
 
2022-11-24 2:11:41 PM  
Thick white girl covering that Blue song from that late 90s. Interesting half time show.
 
2022-11-24 2:11:53 PM  

puffy999: Aaaand Von Miller is done for the season unless my eyes deceive me.


I can't find a decent replay, what did you see?
 
2022-11-24 2:11:58 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Hey Nurse!: I am old. She is lip-synching. I find that annoying. You may all continue to like what I don't.

Aren't most halftime performances lip synching?


Even Whitney Houston's national anthem was lip synced.
 
2022-11-24 2:12:34 PM  
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2022-11-24 2:12:57 PM  
Is this even a football game? I've had the teevee on for 20+ minutes now and all I've seen are annoying commercials and a bad halftime show
 
2022-11-24 2:13:02 PM  

Iamos: Marbleisheavy: Hey Nurse!: I am old. She is lip-synching. I find that annoying. You may all continue to like what I don't.

Aren't most halftime performances lip synching?

Even Whitney Houston's national anthem was lip synced.


I think I knew that but it's still disappointing to hear.
 
2022-11-24 2:13:07 PM  
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2022-11-24 2:13:30 PM  
Ashlee Simpson - Booed at Orange Bowl
Youtube e5YPiBx9MJs
 
2022-11-24 2:15:08 PM  
I realize that I'm sorta new to this rodeo, but as a performing musician, I was not expecting to hear Eiffel 65 during a game.
 
2022-11-24 2:15:12 PM  

Ethertap: Is this even a football game? I've had the teevee on for 20+ minutes now and all I've seen are annoying commercials and a bad halftime show


This is why I reflexively auto-mute it as soon as it isn't a live play any more

ALL the shiat that comes WITH the football has gotten painfully bad in recent years
 
2022-11-24 2:16:30 PM  
Missed the halftime show, anything good?
 
2022-11-24 2:17:27 PM  
97 could've been flagged there
 
2022-11-24 2:17:33 PM  

RepoManTSM: Iamos: Marbleisheavy: Hey Nurse!: I am old. She is lip-synching. I find that annoying. You may all continue to like what I don't.

Aren't most halftime performances lip synching?

Even Whitney Houston's national anthem was lip synced.

I think I knew that but it's still disappointing to hear.


They're all at least half lip synced. Have been for years now

NFL can't take the chance something naughty gets out on a live broadcast. The contract to do the show includes riders that you must provide a recording ahead of time that will be played o'er the top of the live show and you match that in the performance, so they can cover their ass

Its why some bands will not even plug in their guitars to do it, and why others (see: Metallica) never did any
 
2022-11-24 2:17:47 PM  

knbber2: Missed the halftime show, anything good?


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Here's a recap
 
2022-11-24 2:18:03 PM  

knbber2: Missed the halftime show, anything good?


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2022-11-24 2:18:43 PM  

watching the trump puddle dry: puffy999: Aaaand Von Miller is done for the season unless my eyes deceive me.

I can't find a decent replay, what did you see?


Not saying this twitter doctor is right but here's the play

https://twitter.com/BrianSuttererMD/status/1595855582317215746
 
2022-11-24 2:19:00 PM  
Did anyone actually see what happened to von Miller
 
2022-11-24 2:19:52 PM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Did anyone actually see what happened to von Miller


Looks like he got an ankle/knee rolled-up on. Might be out for the rest of the game.
 
2022-11-24 2:20:25 PM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Did anyone actually see what happened to von Miller


My twatter timeline is aflame with people screaming about the turf exploding his knee

Including OBJ

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2022-11-24 2:20:51 PM  

Aezetyr: watching the trump puddle dry: Did anyone actually see what happened to von Miller

Looks like he got an ankle/knee rolled-up on. Might be out for the rest of the game.


Yeah, that's what it looked like and sideline reporter says he is done for the day.
 
2022-11-24 2:21:16 PM  
Apparently McKenzie is invisible. FFS Lions could you cover him... like once?
 
2022-11-24 2:23:31 PM  
So CBS for one year is getting both SEC/B10?
 
2022-11-24 2:23:45 PM  

Aezetyr: Apparently McKenzie is invisible. FFS Lions could you cover him... like once?


Right?
 
2022-11-24 2:24:29 PM  

dark brew: watching the trump puddle dry: puffy999: Aaaand Von Miller is done for the season unless my eyes deceive me.

I can't find a decent replay, what did you see?

Not saying this twitter doctor is right but here's the play

https://twitter.com/BrianSuttererMD/status/1595855582317215746


He is a good resource for NFL injuries and has lots of videos on youtube, https://www.youtube.com/@BrianSuttererMD.  Unfortunately there was a lot of movement at the knee as opposed to an ankle injury given the foot being pinned.
 
2022-11-24 2:25:32 PM  
Bad flag
 
2022-11-24 2:25:32 PM  
Oh FFS. So unnecessary.
 
2022-11-24 2:26:00 PM  
Yeah, he hooked him, DPI.
 
2022-11-24 2:26:04 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Bad flag


Oh wait saw the hook not so bad flag
 
2022-11-24 2:26:34 PM  
Detroit has the weirdest mix of amazing defensive plays with complete dumb ones. And not much in between.
 
2022-11-24 2:26:46 PM  
Dpi
 
2022-11-24 2:26:57 PM  
Allenception!
 
2022-11-24 2:27:05 PM  
ALLENCEPTION
 
2022-11-24 2:27:05 PM  
Nice, go Detroit!
 
2022-11-24 2:27:06 PM  

knbber2: Yeah, he hooked him, DPI.


Realtime I didn't see it, but he did cause the receiver to slow up, so good call
 
2022-11-24 2:27:07 PM  
ALLENCEPTION
 
2022-11-24 2:27:14 PM  
YES!!!
 
2022-11-24 2:27:19 PM  
Wow
 
2022-11-24 2:27:28 PM  
Joshception!
 
2022-11-24 2:27:35 PM  
Detroit wont get on the cart
 
2022-11-24 2:27:49 PM  
Interception analzone?
 
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