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(6ABC Philadelphia)   Budweiser has plans for all the unsold beer from the World Cup games. Add your suggestion to the list   (6abc.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, FIFA World Cup, World Cup stadiums, FIFA World Cup stadiums, Qatar's last-minute decision, Alcoholic beverage, alcohol sales, FIFA, winning country's fans  
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2179 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2022 at 8:20 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-23 8:20:27 AM  
Wastewater treatment plant.
 
2022-11-23 8:22:50 AM  
Pick any NYC Sewer drain and dump it there.
 
2022-11-23 8:23:03 AM  
In eight months, sell it to Dan Snyder.
 
2022-11-23 8:23:27 AM  
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2022-11-23 8:25:19 AM  
refill Lake Mead. And the Mississippi River.
 
2022-11-23 8:25:28 AM  
I would say donate to LGBTQ clubs but haven't they suffered enough?
 
2022-11-23 8:26:17 AM  
Does it have electrolytes?
 
2022-11-23 8:26:22 AM  
I grew up on Budweiser in the late 90s-early aughts.  InBev did some cost cutting on the recipe and it is now donkey piss.
 
2022-11-23 8:26:36 AM  
hydration supplement for the Ukrainian army?
 
2022-11-23 8:28:18 AM  
if only there was somewhere dry they could pour it out at.
 
2022-11-23 8:28:20 AM  
Cut out the middleman and dump it in a toilet.
 
2022-11-23 8:29:16 AM  
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2022-11-23 8:29:29 AM  
I'll take it.
 
2022-11-23 8:30:01 AM  
Slug bait.
 
2022-11-23 8:30:06 AM  

tricycleracer: I grew up on Budweiser in the late 90s-early aughts.  InBev did some cost cutting on the recipe and it is now donkey piss.


in the Western US my go-to cheap beer is coors, in the Eastern US its yuengling.
 
2022-11-23 8:31:32 AM  
Even though I'm something of a beer snob I've always found that the most delicious beer is free beer.

I'll take it.
 
2022-11-23 8:32:45 AM  

tricycleracer: I grew up on Budweiser in the late 90s-early aughts.  InBev did some cost cutting on the recipe and it is now donkey piss.


When I was 15 I was at a Navy BBQ in the early 90's in Poole with a large group of Americans.  We'd been playing softball and were all really hot and this guy just handed me a can from a cooler.  It was the first time I'd ever had Budweiser and it was amazing.  I haven't had it in years because it got so disgusting.
 
2022-11-23 8:34:01 AM  
party at the moon tower
 
2022-11-23 8:34:08 AM  
Now watch Iran or Saudi Arabia fluke their way into winning this thing.
 
2022-11-23 8:35:47 AM  
ill drink it.

i usually will have a few good pints before switching to the cheap stuff
 
2022-11-23 8:36:26 AM  
Beer swimming pool.

No one will ever know you peed in it.
 
2022-11-23 8:36:47 AM  

tricycleracer: I grew up on Budweiser in the late 90s-early aughts.  InBev did some cost cutting on the recipe and it is now donkey piss.


It was garbage in the 90s too
 
2022-11-23 8:37:47 AM  
Put Diet Coke labels on it and ship it to Mar-A-Lago.
 
2022-11-23 8:40:24 AM  

ajgeek: Beer swimming pool.

No one will ever know you peed in it.


Pee swimming pool, no one will know you poured budwiser in it :P
 
2022-11-23 8:41:14 AM  
fark Kway-tar
 
2022-11-23 8:41:44 AM  

kindms: ill drink it.

i usually will have a few good pints before switching to the cheap stuff


Budweiser are your good pints?
 
2022-11-23 8:43:06 AM  

Alpine_Dino: Now watch Iran or Saudi Arabia fluke their way into winning this thing.


Right!  Suddenly, I'm rooting for Qatar to win.
 
2022-11-23 8:43:12 AM  

ajgeek: Beer swimming pool.

No one will ever know you peed in it.


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2022-11-23 8:45:32 AM  
Their plan seems to be the best. I cannot come up with a better, most practical idea.

I do wonder in the larger picture, just how much will change once this WC is over. Like how much of the corruption of FIFA will be revealed.
 
2022-11-23 8:50:12 AM  
Use it to drown corrupt FIFA officials
 
2022-11-23 8:51:19 AM  
I hope a country with great beer wins, like England or Germany. It would be great if they told Budweiser thanks but no thanks.
 
2022-11-23 8:51:33 AM  

foo monkey: kindms: ill drink it.

i usually will have a few good pints before switching to the cheap stuff

Budweiser are your good pints?


no that would be the cheap stuff
 
2022-11-23 8:52:42 AM  
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2022-11-23 8:52:53 AM  
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2022-11-23 8:55:30 AM  
Save it for the wildfires in the Western US.
 
2022-11-23 8:55:50 AM  
I'm disappointed. The answer is those cases can be used to make a wicked fort.

/when I was in grade school we used to volunteer to stack the hay in the barns. Farms hated it because we would break the bails and crush the hay.
 
2022-11-23 8:57:45 AM  
Serious poll question:

Qatar pronunciation.

KA-tar
Gutter
Gi-TAR
Some fourth incorrect choice.

/Always said it as KA-tar when I was there-
//it was the 90's, always assumed I was correct.
///Gad-Offy; Ka-Doffy, Qwa-doffy?  Tomato?  What?
 
2022-11-23 8:58:17 AM  
Donate it to Ukraine
 
2022-11-23 8:59:13 AM  
Oh yeah, the Bud...

Travis AFB Dorm bar.  It'll be gone in a week.
 
2022-11-23 9:00:15 AM  
Instead of giving it to the team that wins, give it to the team that finishes last, that will make them play harder.
 
2022-11-23 9:00:25 AM  

Lvl 19 bureaucrat: tricycleracer: I grew up on Budweiser in the late 90s-early aughts.  InBev did some cost cutting on the recipe and it is now donkey piss.

in the Western US my go-to cheap beer is coors, in the Eastern US its yuengling.


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2022-11-23 9:01:05 AM  
I like how Budweiser already know that a country with legal alcohol will definitely win the World Cup.
 
2022-11-23 9:01:47 AM  

groppet: Instead of giving it to the team that wins, give it to the team that finishes last, that will make them play harder.


So basically you're saying just leave the beer in Qatar to rot.
 
2022-11-23 9:03:14 AM  
Huck them at Ted Cruz
 
2022-11-23 9:04:22 AM  

I AM BECOME DERP: Serious poll question:

Qatar pronunciation.

KA-tar
Gutter
Gi-TAR
Some fourth incorrect choice.

/Always said it as KA-tar when I was there-
//it was the 90's, always assumed I was correct.
///Gad-Offy; Ka-Doffy, Qwa-doffy?  Tomato?  What?


Cutter.

I have heard it pronounced as "Cutter" from people on BBC when listening to CBC late at night.

Everyone knows that the Brits are best with this shiat, seconded by Canadians so I'm going with it.
 
2022-11-23 9:08:35 AM  
Pretty sure there are US military bases in the area.
 
2022-11-23 9:09:10 AM  

Alpine_Dino: Now watch Iran or Saudi Arabia fluke their way into winning this thing.


I was going to say this.
 
2022-11-23 9:13:49 AM  

Foolkiller: Pretty sure there are US military bases in the area.


And they let you drink 3 drinks a day!
 
2022-11-23 9:14:35 AM  
I don't think I can believe the people who claim that Budweiser used to be good...
 
2022-11-23 9:15:33 AM  

chitownmike: tricycleracer: I grew up on Budweiser in the late 90s-early aughts.  InBev did some cost cutting on the recipe and it is now donkey piss.

It was garbage in the 90s too


If you are into beer-shiats and headaches, Budweiser is the go to beer.
 
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