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(Lincoln Journal Star)   Deer hunter season is open   (journalstar.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Omaha, Nebraska, Nebraska, Safety, Hunting, Accident, Injury, 20-year-old Indianola man, Physical trauma  
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1814 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2022 at 2:50 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-23 12:20:25 AM  
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2022-11-23 3:23:19 AM  
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2022-11-23 4:25:09 AM  
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
 
2022-11-23 2:52:17 AM  
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2022-11-23 3:08:01 AM  
19 votes:
How it all began...
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2022-11-23 3:21:18 AM  
10 votes:
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2022-11-23 1:11:06 AM  
9 votes:
'Em's good eatin',
 
2022-11-23 3:41:36 AM  
9 votes:
If your significant other hands you a hat like this:

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It means theyre cheating on you with a Bob or a Gary.
 
2022-11-23 8:11:42 AM  
7 votes:
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What's going on in this thread?
 
2022-11-23 3:20:18 AM  
4 votes:
A good deer with a gun.
 
2022-11-23 4:14:32 AM  
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mrparks: If your significant other hands you a hat like this:

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It means theyre cheating on you with a Bob or a Gary.


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2022-11-23 5:36:18 AM  
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Which reminds me I keep meaning to visit the taxidermist to see about making a macho statement with a stylish animal head on my wall. I'd like a squirrel or a rabbit.
 
2022-11-23 6:13:01 AM  
4 votes:
On Sunday, the last day of Nebraska's rifle-deer season, a 20-year-old Indianola man was seriously injured - and flown to Bryan Health System's trauma center in Lincoln - when he was accidentally shot by another hunter in Red Willow County who was following him up an embankment.

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2022-11-23 7:14:29 AM  
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2022-11-23 3:22:29 AM  
2 votes:
Tom Lehrer - The Hunting Song - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
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2022-11-23 7:38:33 AM  
2 votes:
Da Turdy Point Buck
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/did you see da turdy pointer?
 
2022-11-23 8:19:14 AM  
2 votes:
From the pics it looks like the gals are getting the better racks so far this year

Yeah, phrasing and all that
 
2022-11-23 9:28:03 AM  
2 votes:

2KanZam: Around here opening week of rifle season might as well be a state holiday with almost nobody going to work or even school, and people ALWAYS ask me "Why aren't you out hunting 2kanzam?"

I tell them: "I spend 50-60 days a year in the woods (fishing mainly) and never see a person.  Right now, every idiot in the state who fancies himself an outdoorsman, yet only touches a gun and goes outside once a year, is tromping around the woods with a loaded weapon having no practice... I'll let them have this week."


"Hey NoGods! What are you doing New Year's Eve?"
"Staying home. It's amateur night."
 
2022-11-23 3:08:41 AM  
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2022-11-23 3:11:04 AM  
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2022-11-23 9:07:49 AM  
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The Irresponsible Captain: [external-preview.redd.it image 640x440]


And has ballooned by another 2 billion in just one generation since that comic

Where the fark is Bambi when you need him?
 
2022-11-23 10:09:36 AM  
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NoGods: 2KanZam: Around here opening week of rifle season might as well be a state holiday with almost nobody going to work or even school, and people ALWAYS ask me "Why aren't you out hunting 2kanzam?"

I tell them: "I spend 50-60 days a year in the woods (fishing mainly) and never see a person.  Right now, every idiot in the state who fancies himself an outdoorsman, yet only touches a gun and goes outside once a year, is tromping around the woods with a loaded weapon having no practice... I'll let them have this week."

"Hey NoGods! What are you doing New Year's Eve?"
"Staying home. It's amateur night."



Rinse/ Repeat> St. Patrick's day

"I'm already REALLY Irish and a drunk."
 
2022-11-23 10:10:18 AM  
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2KanZam: I'm an excellent driver: The sweet poetic justice of getting shot by morons who don't understand safe weapon handling makes me chuckle....


How is being the victim of someone else's incompetence "poetic justice"?


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If you allow an incompetent person in your presence with a loaded gun, you are incompetent as well.

/When you join 9 Nazis at the table for dinner, then there are 10 Nazis at the table.
 
2022-11-23 4:43:31 PM  
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The elusive Jackalope.
 
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