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(Flagler Live)   "It is amazing this dirtbag did not kill or seriously injure anyone during his moment of rage over something as small as his car keys. Violence is never the answer and alcohol and guns never mix well." Yup. Florida   (flaglerlive.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Firearm, Gun, Cannon, Connor Patrick Anderson, Felony, violence of the incident, Violence, Bar association  
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4288 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Nov 2022 at 12:20 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-22 12:22:25 PM  
So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?
 
2022-11-22 12:25:56 PM  
Daniel Noble, got into an argument with other patrons, went home, changed into fatigues, retrieved an Uzi-stile assault weapon and and a pair of knives, and returned

Dude brought back an assault weapon so big, he could use it to get over fences.
 
2022-11-22 12:26:16 PM  
I mean, once you got to "dirtbag"...
 
2022-11-22 12:26:51 PM  

FormlessOne: So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?


Whenever you want.  Just offer free tatoos to people in Florida down by the bars or something and you'll get a few customers.
 
2022-11-22 12:27:19 PM  
In another account, after his girlfriend went to the bathroom, Anderson went outside and back in with a gun and held a woman at gunpoint and in a chokehold. The woman was able to maneuver herself out of his grip as David Ghiloni, the bartender, jumped over the bar and tackled Anderson to the ground with other patrons helping, saving the woman.

It's like a movie but fatter and stupider.
 
2022-11-22 12:27:20 PM  

FormlessOne: So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?


Maybe instead of a tattoo, write it on a one-by-six pine board and attach it with a couple 10-penny nails.*

*(I am not advocating violence;  this would be for public safety)
 
2022-11-22 12:28:20 PM  
Violence is never the answer

That's rich coming from a cop.
 
2022-11-22 12:28:45 PM  
Clearly the solution is more guns.
 
2022-11-22 12:28:53 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2022-11-22 12:29:38 PM  
another "responsible" gun owner who was not.
 
2022-11-22 12:29:47 PM  
I like that the article just assumes we already know this guy.
 
2022-11-22 12:30:35 PM  
clearly hes a stormtrooper
 
2022-11-22 12:30:44 PM  

FormlessOne: So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?


Florida men?
 
2022-11-22 12:31:26 PM  
He didn't even murder anyone?  Bro, do you even 'Merica?
 
2022-11-22 12:32:04 PM  
Computers?
 
2022-11-22 12:32:17 PM  
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Rough looking 30, even for Florida.
 
2022-11-22 12:33:02 PM  

lilbjorn: FormlessOne: So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?

Florida men?


Is that Florida Men or Florida Mans?

/computer mice or computer mouses?
//what happens when you take a word and make it refer to something different?
 
2022-11-22 12:33:27 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 186x204]

Rough looking 30, even for Florida.


Better yet, he was able to wrestle away from a group of people after already being held down in the ground. He must sweat Crisco.
 
2022-11-22 12:34:29 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 186x204]

Rough looking 30, even for Florida.


It's hilarious how these jokers look like any  Taliban or Isis dudes.
 
2022-11-22 12:36:07 PM  

UltimaCS: Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 186x204]

Rough looking 30, even for Florida.

Better yet, he was able to wrestle away from a group of people after already being held down in the ground. He must sweat Crisco.


I can picture him slipping a sliding like a greased pig.
 
2022-11-22 12:36:36 PM  
why are americans allowed to walk around with guns? seriously. every farking day
 
2022-11-22 12:36:39 PM  
This guy as a GF and you don't
 
2022-11-22 12:40:10 PM  
"Deputies found him in a ditch along Old Kings Road, the gun near him. John's Towing took possession of the Ford F-150 truck."

Because of course he drives an F-150, just 98 more payments and it'll be all his.
 
2022-11-22 12:40:48 PM  

Incog_Neeto: This guy as a GF and you don't


Men aren't the only stupid people in Florida.  The election alone is enough to prove me right.
 
2022-11-22 12:41:23 PM  
John's Towing took possession of the Ford F-150 truck.

I was worried about the truck.
 
2022-11-22 12:43:22 PM  
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This guy gets into arguments everywhere.   The entire world is against him.
Also, the fifth panel of Larson's Do Not Touch cartoon.
 
2022-11-22 12:49:45 PM  
If alcohol and guns don't mix, then explain the ATF.
 
2022-11-22 12:50:53 PM  

Incog_Neeto: This guy as a GF and you don't


I've looked inside a Walmart. That's not a tough accomplishment.
 
2022-11-22 12:52:55 PM  

Sexy Jesus: If alcohol and guns don't mix, then explain the ATF.


They don't, that's why they have the tobacco in the middle, to keep them separate.
 
2022-11-22 12:53:34 PM  

Sexy Jesus: If alcohol and guns don't mix, then explain the ATF.


Tobacco mediates between the two.
 
2022-11-22 12:57:21 PM  
Fires six rounds in a crowded bar. Hits no one. This guy a cop?
 
2022-11-22 12:59:14 PM  

Bslim: Red Shirt Blues: [Fark user image image 186x204]

Rough looking 30, even for Florida.

It's hilarious how these jokers look like any  Taliban or Isis dudes.


That's the American Taliban for ya. Whole sack of potato jihadis.
 
2022-11-22 1:00:00 PM  

some_beer_drinker: why are americans allowed to walk around with guns? seriously. every farking day


Because that's the Rules As Written.

The logic used by RPG players and sovereign citizens has a lot of overlap.
 
2022-11-22 1:00:48 PM  

Habitual Cynic: FormlessOne: So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?

Maybe instead of a tattoo, write it on a one-by-six pine board and attach it with a couple 10-penny nails.*

*(I am not advocating violence;  this would be for public safety)


Respectfully, respectfully - mind you, I say Respectfully...

make them 6x6 timbers, and held on through their wrists/forearms with the writing on the back of the lumber.  Has the added bonus of preventing them from pulling weapons out.

If "we" have concerns about blood loss, we can heat the stakes up to red hot before driving the point home.  Wouldn't want them to bleed out.

(Not, not advocating violence, but also not advocating violence)
 
2022-11-22 1:14:48 PM  
You just know he'll claim stand your ground and being Florida, it may work.
 
2022-11-22 1:23:44 PM  
The bartender will likely be fired for getting physically involved in the altercation.
 
2022-11-22 1:23:54 PM  
Florida man strikes again!
 
2022-11-22 1:33:07 PM  

flyinglizard: You just know he'll claim stand your ground and being Florida, it may work.


Florida is a Saw Your Ground state.

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2022-11-22 1:48:28 PM  
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2022-11-22 1:52:33 PM  

Optimus Primate: The bartender will likely be fired for getting physically involved in the altercation.


He's allowed to deny service to a customer.
 
2022-11-22 1:54:15 PM  

FormlessOne: So, when do we start tattooing "Poor Impulse Control" on the foreheads of these idiots?


Use a tool steel stamp and an air gun.
 
2022-11-22 1:54:39 PM  
Alcohol and guns can mix well. You just have to wait for the gun to rust down, then stir well. A hydraulic press might speed the process.
 
2022-11-22 2:02:11 PM  
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2022-11-22 2:02:15 PM  
Smiles Bar?

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2022-11-22 2:03:38 PM  
The top 10 states by violent road rage incidents per 100k residents:

1) New Mexico
2) Tennessee
3) Vermont
4) Wisconsin
5) Nebraska
6) Washington, D.C.
7) Alaska
8) Missouri
9) Nevada
10) Texas

Florida is #15.  And yet you are all here, assuming without evidence that it is #1.  I honestly believe that this is  a significant factor as to why Florida is a red state now... liberals hate Florida, so Florida hates liberals.
 
2022-11-22 2:09:46 PM  

SomeAmerican: The top 10 states by violent road rage incidents per 100k residents:

1) New Mexico
2) Tennessee
3) Vermont
4) Wisconsin
5) Nebraska
6) Washington, D.C.
7) Alaska
8) Missouri
9) Nevada
10) Texas

Florida is #15.  And yet you are all here, assuming without evidence that it is #1.  I honestly believe that this is  a significant factor as to why Florida is a red state now... liberals hate Florida, so Florida hates liberals.


This wasn't road rage, had nothing to do with road rage. No one but you suggested road rage.
 
2022-11-22 2:10:38 PM  

SomeAmerican: The top 10 states by violent road rage incidents per 100k residents:

1) New Mexico
2) Tennessee
3) Vermont
4) Wisconsin
5) Nebraska
6) Washington, D.C.
7) Alaska
8) Missouri
9) Nevada
10) Texas

Florida is #15.  And yet you are all here, assuming without evidence that it is #1.  I honestly believe that this is  a significant factor as to why Florida is a red state now... liberals hate Florida, so Florida hates liberals.


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2022-11-22 2:13:41 PM  

flyinglizard: SomeAmerican: The top 10 states by violent road rage incidents per 100k residents:

1) New Mexico
2) Tennessee
3) Vermont
4) Wisconsin
5) Nebraska
6) Washington, D.C.
7) Alaska
8) Missouri
9) Nevada
10) Texas

Florida is #15.  And yet you are all here, assuming without evidence that it is #1.  I honestly believe that this is  a significant factor as to why Florida is a red state now... liberals hate Florida, so Florida hates liberals.

This wasn't road rage, had nothing to do with road rage. No one but you suggested road rage.


First of all, #15 is still not good. Second of all, WTF is your point?
 
2022-11-22 2:16:19 PM  
Maybe the bar was not the best place to go after getting into a fight.
People who make poor decisions will continue to male poor decisions.
 
2022-11-22 2:19:11 PM  
Lochaber_Axe:

Their point is Bugs Bunny's plan gets better every year
 
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