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(CNN)   Texas customs agents check case of beer, find out why Lone Star tastes like monkey piss   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Endangered species, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, World Wide Fund for Nature, Texas woman, Primate, 20-year-old woman, Biodiversity, endangered species  
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2022-11-21 3:00:10 AM  
Near human trafficking. A lot more evil than smuggling a snake.
 
2022-11-21 4:06:37 AM  
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Kiss my Schwartz subby
 
2022-11-21 4:13:12 AM  
I'll have you know my piss is delicious.
 
2022-11-21 4:59:52 AM  

foo monkey: I'll have you know my piss is delicious.


And we know you take pride in personally being responsible for quality control
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2022-11-21 6:05:46 AM  
she had no buyer lined up. WTF?
 
2022-11-21 6:11:23 AM  
'How did that get in there?'
 
2022-11-21 6:31:33 AM  

edmo: Near human trafficking. A lot more evil than smuggling a snake.


Snake smuggling must be pretty common, given my experiences at airport security.
 
2022-11-21 7:04:04 AM  
As a sophisticated connaisure I would need to know what monkey piss pairs well with.
 
2022-11-21 8:04:03 AM  

BitwiseShift: As a sophisticated connaisure I would need to know what monkey piss pairs well with.


Banana slices?

On a side note, is Lone Star really that bad?  or is it one of those things where everybody says Budweiser is the worst beer in the world.  Don't get me wrong, I don't buy it, unless I'm at a concert or sporting event with limited beer options.  But I've had way worse beers.
 
2022-11-21 8:33:07 AM  

electricjebus: BitwiseShift: As a sophisticated connaisure I would need to know what monkey piss pairs well with.

Banana slices?

On a side note, is Lone Star really that bad?  or is it one of those things where everybody says Budweiser is the worst beer in the world.  Don't get me wrong, I don't buy it, unless I'm at a concert or sporting event with limited beer options.  But I've had way worse beers.


Budweiser is like making love in a canoe. If you actually drink PBR, you need to go to rehab.
 
2022-11-21 8:45:32 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Budweiser is like making love in a canoe. If you actually drink PBR, you need to go to rehab.


Like I said, Budweiser is my go to when I don't really have a choice, I refer to it as the plain white T-shirt of beer.  It's not really bad, but it's not really good either, it's bland and inoffensive.  PBR gives me a headache before it gives me a buzz, and I've yet to meet an IPA I like and I usually gravitate towards craft and microbrews at the grocery store or bar... just not the IPA's.

I would choose Busch over Bud Light or any of the other super cheap beers.  For American macrobrews you can't beat Yuengling in my opinion, but good luck getting one of those at Busch Stadium.

/I do think it also does taste better in St. Louis than other places I've had it because it's so fresh.
 
2022-11-21 8:50:20 AM  
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2022-11-21 9:03:40 AM  
That's not my minkey.
 
2022-11-21 9:12:32 AM  
She just "sped off"?

What?

"Damn, sir. She just sped off. There she goes!"

Lonestar is TX piss beer, but y'all already know that.
 
2022-11-21 9:24:19 AM  

BitwiseShift: As a sophisticated connaisure I would need to know what monkey piss pairs well with.


British food.
 
2022-11-21 9:29:13 AM  
Haven't you always wanted a monkey.
 
2022-11-21 9:53:58 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Haven't you always wanted a monkey.


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2022-11-21 9:54:31 AM  
Fark needs a Texas tag
 
2022-11-21 11:21:40 AM  

electricjebus: On a side note, is Lone Star really that bad?  or is it one of those things where everybody says Budweiser is the worst beer in the world.


Lone Star is a perfectly acceptable choice as a lager beer. The only caveat here is that it should be served ice-cold and in a longneck. Along the same lines as a Corona or Pacifico. Perfect for a spicy Tex-Mex meal.
 
2022-11-21 11:29:01 AM  
I asked my dad once what beer, specifically Pabst, tasted like.  He said it tasted like elephant piss.  I asked if he had experience with elephant piss. I think I woke up a few days later vowing to never make that comment again.
 
2022-11-21 11:58:31 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: She just "sped off"?

What?

"Damn, sir. She just sped off. There she goes!"

Lonestar is TX piss beer, but y'all already know that.


Lonestar, Oly, Schmidt, Stroh's, Schlitz, Blatz, Old Style, Schaefer, PBR:  all Stroh/Pabst piss.
 
2022-11-21 1:45:59 PM  
fark all my holes. This jerk better refund me my money.
 
2022-11-21 3:30:35 PM  
Ordered beer. Received live spider monkey. Would not buy again.
 
2022-11-22 9:57:30 AM  
Lone Star is pretty bad, but bars used to sell it for a quarter when I was in college.

We drank it like water.

/ old days
 
2022-11-22 12:19:16 PM  

buttercat: Lone Star is pretty bad, but bars used to sell it for a quarter when I was in college.

We drank it like water.

/ old days


So Beast or Keystone quality?  That's what we drank in high school/College.
 
2022-11-22 1:16:53 PM  

electricjebus: buttercat: Lone Star is pretty bad, but bars used to sell it for a quarter when I was in college.

We drank it like water.

/ old days

So Beast or Keystone quality?  That's what we drank in high school/College.


I don't know what beast tastes like. It tastes worse than keystone.

It's very bitter tasting to me like Shafer and Milwaukee's best.
 
2022-11-22 1:20:01 PM  

buttercat: electricjebus: buttercat: Lone Star is pretty bad, but bars used to sell it for a quarter when I was in college.

We drank it like water.

/ old days

So Beast or Keystone quality?  That's what we drank in high school/College.

I don't know what beast tastes like. It tastes worse than keystone.

It's very bitter tasting to me like Shafer and Milwaukee's best.


Oh, Beast is what we call Milwaukee's best in my region.
 
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