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2022-11-19 10:06:07 AM  
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2022-11-19 10:08:50 AM  
Thanks for the upgrade.
"Designated Drinking Day" is just too long for a racing interwebbed world and these days it seems every day is designated.
 
2022-11-19 11:33:54 AM  
Proper usage:   Roll Quafftide!
 
2022-11-19 11:45:49 AM  
Sounds far more Shakespearean than Beer:30.
 
2022-11-19 12:21:46 PM  
Wait, did people say "Quafftide!" when wanting to drink, or does the word refer to other words like "cheers!" or "buttchug!"?
 
2022-11-19 12:58:38 PM  
Good quafftide to you and yours.
 
2022-11-19 2:17:06 PM  
I'd go more for quafftime!
 
2022-11-19 3:05:53 PM  
Huh. I thought a quafftide was a menstrual queef.
 
2022-11-19 3:08:33 PM  
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2022-11-19 3:09:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Wait, did people say "Quafftide!" when wanting to drink, or does the word refer to other words like "cheers!" or "buttchug!"?


Yes
 
2022-11-19 3:12:43 PM  
Twitter is probably the best source of information on the internet.
 
2022-11-19 3:12:58 PM  
Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.
 
2022-11-19 3:15:17 PM  
I feel like there should be a "Yo ho!" in front of it
 
2022-11-19 3:16:30 PM  
Gardyloo! quafftide eftsoons hiather!
 
2022-11-19 3:17:17 PM  
Ha, the filter shiat on my archaisms.
 
2022-11-19 3:17:25 PM  

Karne: Twitter is probably the best source of information on the internet.


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2022-11-19 3:17:45 PM  
And if you're into the girly drinks its Queeftide.

Karne: Twitter is probably the best source of information on the internet.


It sure was, it really was.
 
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2022-11-19 3:18:00 PM  

Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.


What's the penetration quotient of this "dildo"? How about the lube to air ratio at sea level? Vaginal wall resistance in ohms?

Faker! Expose him!
 
2022-11-19 3:22:07 PM  
"Quaffing" is just like drinking, only sloppier.
 
2022-11-19 3:29:13 PM  

Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.


Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.
 
2022-11-19 3:30:06 PM  
Here we go a quaffling so fair to be seen 'hic'

And a merry Quafftide to you too, sir
 
2022-11-19 3:30:08 PM  
More people should know who Susie Dent is. She's fantastic.
 
2022-11-19 3:31:24 PM  
Alright then. Now dig someone up who tells us how to properly use it.
 
2022-11-19 3:34:10 PM  
I thought it was Haitian slang for "homosexual".
 
2022-11-19 3:36:16 PM  

Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.


I guess if you consider your ass 'eating' the dildo...
 
2022-11-19 3:37:50 PM  

Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.


What about if I make a dildo out of gmo corn?
 
2022-11-19 3:40:41 PM  

spongeboob: Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.

What about if I make a dildo out of gmo corn?


You don't really have to make them, so to speak, they're just ready to go..

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2022-11-19 3:44:11 PM  

NevynFox: spongeboob: Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.

What about if I make a dildo out of gmo corn?

You don't really have to make them, so to speak, they're just ready to go..

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I guess that's okay if you like them circumcised.
 
2022-11-19 3:45:49 PM  

NevynFox: spongeboob: Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.

What about if I make a dildo out of gmo corn?

You don't really have to make them, so to speak, they're just ready to go..

[Fark user image image 425x239]


Brave folks don't husk them beforehand.
Better known as a rustic f*ckstick.
 
2022-11-19 3:45:49 PM  
Just be careful. Sometimes the Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas shows up after quafftide.
 
2022-11-19 3:51:11 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Huh. I thought a quafftide was a menstrual queef.


I was just about tot say that a quafftide sounds better than a queeftide.
 
2022-11-19 3:52:40 PM  

grumpfuff: More people should know who Susie Dent is. She's fantastic.


Is she a niece of Arthur Dent?
 
2022-11-19 3:53:12 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


Susie Dent
@susie_dent
Word of the day is 'quafftide'(16th century): a one-word announcement that it's time for a drink.


NO it isn't.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE QUAFFTIDE HAPPEN!

you made up this word in 2020.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/submission/23193/quafftide
quafftide
New Word Suggestion
Origin is Susie Dent, in Radio Times (UK) dated 19 December 2020 - 1 January 2021
 
2022-11-19 3:54:20 PM  
I came for the info on getting some Qaaludes.

\what a ripoff
 
2022-11-19 3:55:52 PM  

Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.


Why would you want to eat a dildo?  Defeats the purpose of repeat usage. I get that you're trying to make money and all on a zero carbon marker device, but you'll have negative profit margins over time.
 
2022-11-19 3:57:37 PM  

Paddy: Alright then. Now dig someone up who tells us how to properly use it.


"If the sun is over the yard arm, it's quafftide."
 
2022-11-19 3:58:26 PM  

NevynFox: spongeboob: Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.

What about if I make a dildo out of gmo corn?

You don't really have to make them, so to speak, they're just ready to go..

[Fark user image image 425x239]


And ribbed for your pleasure.
 
2022-11-19 3:59:27 PM  

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Hah!  Literally the first thing I thought of.
 
2022-11-19 4:00:23 PM  

KingKauff: NevynFox: spongeboob: Summoner101: Bslim: Quafftide

It's the just registered name for my line of non-GMO, organic certified edible dildos.

Anything is a non-GMO, organic certified edible dildo if you're brave enough.

What about if I make a dildo out of gmo corn?

You don't really have to make them, so to speak, they're just ready to go..

[Fark user image image 425x239]

And ribbed for your pleasure.


And Marlon Brando taught us about butter.
 
2022-11-19 4:05:16 PM  
Twitter link?  Isn't that qusterfark dead already?
 
2022-11-19 4:14:05 PM  

awruk!: grumpfuff: More people should know who Susie Dent is. She's fantastic.

Is she a niece of Arthur Dent?


came to make a hitchhikers guide joke.

/damn you!

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2022-11-19 4:15:07 PM  
It's weird that there is a unique name for 10:00 AM
 
2022-11-19 4:20:03 PM  

mjjt: I'd go more for quafftime!


"Tide" in this context just means time. Like in Yuletide, Christmastide, time and tide wait for no man and so on.
 
2022-11-19 4:20:45 PM  

BumpInTheNight: And if you're into the girly drinks its Queeftide.

Karne: Twitter is probably the best source of information on the internet.

It sure was, it really was.


I probably shouldn't mention this thread...and many many others on this site are direct links to Twitter.  Not before - but now.  Today.  Currently.
 
2022-11-19 4:24:58 PM  
Graham Mertz channels Bart Starr and Wisconsin ekes one out in Lincoln.

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2022-11-19 4:27:00 PM  
Oops.  Wrong thread.

/Quafftide!
 
2022-11-19 4:40:03 PM  
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'Who wants another big huff of Quafftide?'
'Will someone define that word for Gail while I tuck a urinal mint in my covid mask?'
 
2022-11-19 4:45:05 PM  

HairBolus: Original: Original Tweet:


Susie Dent
@susie_dent
Word of the day is 'quafftide'(16th century): a one-word announcement that it's time for a drink.

NO it isn't.
STOP TRYING TO MAKE QUAFFTIDE HAPPEN!

you made up this word in 2020.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/submission/23193/quafftide
quafftide
New Word Suggestion
Origin is Susie Dent, in Radio Times (UK) dated 19 December 2020 - 1 January 2021


Sounds like a perfectly cromulent word to me.
 
2022-11-19 4:59:17 PM  

grumpfuff: More people should know who Susie Dent is. She's fantastic.


According to Jimmy Carr, Susie is known by many people... sometimes two or three at a time.
 
2022-11-19 4:59:25 PM  
I haven't the foggiest idea about quafftide. I'm still trying to figure out if it's better to be a good or a bad farker.
 
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