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(WTAE)   Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth   (wtae.com) divider line
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2107 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2022 at 10:05 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-16 9:36:55 AM  
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2022-11-16 9:59:34 AM  
I'm going to change my iPhone's name to "POTUS 4 LIEF" and car jack a car near Mar a Lago

All of humanity can thank me later. You're welcome
 
2022-11-16 10:08:48 AM  
Megamind's Scheme:

1. Steal a car
2. Pair phone with car
3. Get directions to home
4. Sell car on Craigslist fast
 
2022-11-16 10:10:25 AM  

The Exit Stencilist: I'm going to change my iPhone's name to "POTUS 4 LIEF" and car jack a car near Mar a Lago

All of humanity can thank me later. You're welcome


I wish, but you forget what the constitution says about not prosecuting Republicans, or their crotch-fruit.

/yeah, crotch-fruit is in there
 
2022-11-16 10:11:13 AM  
I'm driving a rental this week while my car is in the shop. It has a couple people's phones listed in connected devices. They surely didn't steal the car, but I usually have a rental forget my phone before I turn it in. I wonder how "forgotten" my info really is. I should stop connecting to strange cars.
 
2022-11-16 10:11:35 AM  
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2022-11-16 10:20:45 AM  
Another quality graduate from the School of Hard Knocks?
 
2022-11-16 10:21:33 AM  
Street trash carjackers aren't the brightest.
 
2022-11-16 10:21:53 AM  
Police said another clue came from within the stolen car which showed a device named "Darrells iPhone" was connected to the vehicle.

I swear, officer, it was my other brother Darrell.
 
2022-11-16 10:25:08 AM  
As the investigation unfolder

I didn't even know they could do that.
 
2022-11-16 10:32:44 AM  

Jeebus Saves: Street trash carjackers aren't the brightest.


I love it when they jump in the car and it turns out to have a manual transmission with a stick shift.
 
2022-11-16 10:33:14 AM  
carjack is what lonely cops do on night shift.
 
2022-11-16 10:35:08 AM  

Loris: I'm driving a rental this week while my car is in the shop. It has a couple people's phones listed in connected devices


it took me two hours to figure out how to sync my Apple Ipod to my dad's new Buick.

Some systems are 1, 2 3, others like my wife's Honda CRV?  You need an engineering degree to sync up items.

Awful design, really is.  My car? Turn on BT on both devices, done.
 
2022-11-16 10:47:23 AM  
Someone got Bluetooth to work?
 
2022-11-16 10:47:59 AM  
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2022-11-16 10:48:08 AM  
I purchased a used car last year and one of the names in the bluetooth list was Batsheva's phone.  I have never met a Batsheva.
 
2022-11-16 10:51:39 AM  

Loris: I'm driving a rental this week while my car is in the shop. It has a couple people's phones listed in connected devices. They surely didn't steal the car, but I usually have a rental forget my phone before I turn it in. I wonder how "forgotten" my info really is. I should stop connecting to strange cars.


When you connect your phone to a rental car, you're connecting to every phone that car has ever been paired with!
 
2022-11-16 10:54:24 AM  
More like don't commit a crime on camera at a location where they know you.
 
2022-11-16 11:08:06 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Megamind's Scheme:

1. Steal a car
2. Pair phone with car
3. Get directions to home
4. Sell car on Craigslist fast


If you need directions from your phone, perhaps "car thief" is not the profession for you.
 
2022-11-16 11:08:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I have never met a Batsheva


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2022-11-16 11:21:59 AM  

baron von doodle: Harry Freakstorm: Megamind's Scheme:

1. Steal a car
2. Pair phone with car
3. Get directions to home
4. Sell car on Craigslist fast

If you need directions from your phone, perhaps "car thief" is not the profession for you.


Actually if everyone used their phone for directions there would be less traffic.
 
2022-11-16 11:47:42 AM  
they only stole the car to sell , so that they could afford a iphone aux cord.
 
2022-11-16 11:51:34 AM  
At least someone wasn't holding a phone and carjacking
 
2022-11-16 12:07:30 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: The Exit Stencilist: I'm going to change my iPhone's name to "POTUS 4 LIEF" and car jack a car near Mar a Lago

All of humanity can thank me later. You're welcome

I wish, but you forget what the constitution says about not prosecuting Republicans, or their crotch-fruit.

/yeah, crotch-fruit is in there


So, what does it say about Hunter?
 
2022-11-16 12:23:34 PM  

waxbeans: Actually if everyone used their phone for directions there would be less traffic.


the only way to reduce traffic is to limit the amount of cars on the road.
 
2022-11-16 12:29:51 PM  

steklo: waxbeans: Actually if everyone used their phone for directions there would be less traffic.

the only way to reduce traffic is to limit the amount of cars on the road.


That is like saying making more roads made people by more cars.
 
2022-11-16 1:18:35 PM  
I've always wanted to write a "woman trying to escape psycho boyfriend" scene where the woman is hiding in her car trying to get away from her pursuer when all of a sudden her "pairing-psycho ex i-phone" appears on the dashboard.  Extra panic ensues.
 
2022-11-16 1:34:06 PM  

waxbeans: That is like saying making more roads made people by more cars.


Making more roads, does not make people buy more cars but it does invite the ones already produced to drive on them.

It's very logical, want less traffic? Have less cars on the roads.
 
2022-11-16 1:43:32 PM  
Thats OK I stole the IPhone. The Cops will go after its owner.
 
2022-11-16 4:19:49 PM  

Loris: I'm driving a rental this week while my car is in the shop. It has a couple people's phones listed in connected devices. They surely didn't steal the car, but I usually have a rental forget my phone before I turn it in. I wonder how "forgotten" my info really is. I should stop connecting to strange cars.


We just bought a used 2018 Subaru, from a major local dealer.
1 owner, according to Carfax.

2 peoples phones were still known to the bluetooth.
 
2022-11-16 4:22:08 PM  

caljar: Glorious Golden Ass: The Exit Stencilist: I'm going to change my iPhone's name to "POTUS 4 LIEF" and car jack a car near Mar a Lago

All of humanity can thank me later. You're welcome

I wish, but you forget what the constitution says about not prosecuting Republicans, or their crotch-fruit.

/yeah, crotch-fruit is in there

So, what does it say about Hunter?


Quality whatabout!  I laughed so hard, the Covid phlegm shot right out of my mouth.  I had to go get a new mask.
 
2022-11-16 7:58:26 PM  

steklo: waxbeans: That is like saying making more roads made people by more cars.

Making more roads, does not make people buy more cars but it does invite the ones already produced to drive on them.

It's very logical, want less traffic? Have less cars on the roads.


Some highway engineers did a cool study on traffic and the impact on adding additional lanes in congested areas.  When lanes were added, there was an initial lessening of traffic/commute times, but the reduction in traffic led to increased desirability of road usage and thus more cars, until the previous traffic level was again reached.

So they realized the amount of traffic is a function of peoples' willingness to tolerate traffic more than the roads.

More roads = more cars, not less traffic.
 
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