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(Gizmodo)   It looks like you're trying to dress for a holiday party. Would you like some help with that?   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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Pan Am
2022-11-15 10:33:50 AM  
Clippy temporarily replaced the built-in autopilot on several of our planes in the mid-90s.  He had to be let go due to a drinking problem.
 
severedtoe
2022-11-15 2:42:34 PM  
i remember my first encounter with clippy:

clippy:  "looks like you are writing a letter"

me:  "Looks like you oughtta mind your own damned business."
 
yellowjester
2022-11-15 2:59:59 PM  
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king of vegas
2022-11-15 3:22:40 PM  
That is not going on my torso.
 
WelldeadLink
2022-11-15 3:23:34 PM  
I want the version with the animated snow.
 
Cajnik [OhFark]
2022-11-15 4:20:02 PM  
2019 was my first Christmas party at my current company. They wrote 'business casual' but most men wore jackets and women had cocktail dresses. I had a polo and khakis.

This will be my second party and again it's marked 'business casual' - I won't make that mistake again
 
snowshovel
2022-11-15 4:45:19 PM  
Imagine Apple putting out a "Very Ping Christmas" sweater.
 
Cafe Threads [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-11-15 5:18:24 PM  

snowshovel: Imagine Apple putting out a "Very iPing Christmas" sweater.


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2022-11-15 8:08:18 PM  
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2022-11-15 8:09:39 PM  
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