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(KCCI Des Moines)   AWOL police officer found playing with dogs after two-day search   (kcci.com) divider line
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2022-11-14 8:57:25 PM  
"Playing"
Riiight...
K9 - James Belushi & K9 German Shepard - Mercedes 560SEL W126
Youtube ixZ_ZEvAV2s
 
2022-11-15 12:25:31 AM  
Dog doesn't want to be a pig anymore.
 
2022-11-15 12:27:34 AM  
Found sitting on a prone black dog.
 
2022-11-15 12:34:05 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Found sitting on a prone black dog.


I don't have a problem with this as long as it is one of the breeds I don't like.
 
2022-11-15 12:38:48 AM  
No fun for you, back to barking at black guys' cars when I give the secret signal.
 
2022-11-15 12:57:40 AM  
"Defund the police!"
"Take away their bones?"
"Debone the police!"
 
2022-11-15 1:22:51 AM  
Why are all police K9 dogs named Zeke?
 
2022-11-15 1:30:33 AM  

nytmare: Why are all police K9 dogs named Zeke?


Ok, made me look:

Tough Police & K9 Dog Names
Krypto.
Pistol.
Xena.
Mod.
Bruin.
Vixen.
Bomber.
Enforcer.
 
2022-11-15 1:40:45 AM  
Cutesy names would humiliate criminals more. Or at the very least amuse me.

"Perp taken down by Officer Cuddles."
 
2022-11-15 2:28:53 AM  

nytmare: Why are all police K9 dogs named Zeke?


Strong mouth noises that won't overlap with much else.
 
2022-11-15 2:54:52 AM  
Probably the most adorable dereliction of duty story we're ever likely to get.
 
2022-11-15 4:18:18 AM  

Porous Horace: Cutesy names would humiliate criminals more. Or at the very least amuse me.

"Perp taken down by Officer Cuddles."


Or at least make the cops seem less try-hard with their "tough-guy" personas.
 
2022-11-15 6:44:04 AM  

edmo: nytmare: Why are all police K9 dogs named Zeke?

Ok, made me look:

Tough Police & K9 Dog Names
Krypto.
Pistol.
Xena.
Mod.
Bruin.
Vixen.
Bomber.
Enforcer.


My town just got a new one:  Franco.
 
2022-11-15 6:49:26 AM  
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2022-11-15 7:16:27 AM  
I bet it was a Belgium Malinois.  Those things are escape artist.  I know one that used to escape from his kennel by chewing through the metal padlocks.  He actually lost a bunch of teeth because of his habit, so the vet had to replace them with titanium teeth, which only made the problem worse.
 
2022-11-15 9:23:39 AM  

winedrinkingman: I bet it was a Belgium Malinois.  Those things are escape artist.  I know one that used to escape from his kennel by chewing through the metal padlocks.  He actually lost a bunch of teeth because of his habit, so the vet had to replace them with titanium teeth, which only made the problem worse.


...looks at picture...

Yup, looks like a Malinois.  The perfect combination of smart, strong, agile and fearless.

When we were fostering a Malmutt puppy I watched a lot of their videos.  If a Malinois wants out, it's getting out.
 
2022-11-15 10:44:14 AM  
One less POC getting mauled by some pig's tool.  At least for a little while.

ACAB.  Including the muts....
 
2022-11-15 1:21:25 PM  
Not all k9 cops are bastards.

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