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(CNBC)   Drunky McChickenheir wants you all to know he's really, terribly, awfully sorry for getting caught likkered up and passed out in some stranger's home and pinky swears he'll never go back to that house again   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Tyson Foods CFO John Tyson, Tyson Foods, Chief financial officer, company's independent board, Corporate governance, chairman John H. Tyson, chief financial officer of the meat giant, Son  
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747 clicks; posted to Business » on 14 Nov 2022 at 11:50 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-11-14 11:11:25 AM  
Clicked for the "chicken hair", realized my mistake when confronted with mugshot of douche bro
 
2022-11-14 11:12:55 AM  
So, he won't resign and expects daddy to fix everything.

Got it.
 
2022-11-14 11:13:12 AM  
Well I'll certainly never vote for *him*.

/shiat, wrong one
 
2022-11-14 11:51:42 AM  
It's good to be rich
 
2022-11-14 11:56:49 AM  
Tyson, who is the son of the company's chairman John H. Tyson.

Well now I know that you have to have this one credential to be a CFO
 
2022-11-14 12:00:37 PM  

pjbreeze: Tyson, who is the son of the company's chairman John H. Tyson.

Well now I know that you have to have this one credential to be a CFO


In 99% of companies that have a CFO, the job of the CFO consists entirely of balancing the checkbook once a week.

AFAICT, the only requirement is "ability to add".
 
2022-11-14 12:03:42 PM  

NewportBarGuy: So, he won't resign and expects daddy to fix everything.

Got it.


Where else do you expect them to find an accountant as qualified as a 32 year old with two years expeience at the company to be the CFO of a multi billion dollar corporation?
 
2022-11-14 12:05:09 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2022-11-14 9:12:32 PM  
Subby deserves a strongly worded letter from McDonalds, to say the least!
 
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