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(Formula 1)   Rain creates chaos leading to Kevin Magnussen on the pole of the sprint race with Verstappen along side. Weather is forecast is sunny but with a chance of rain. This is your Formula 1 Sprint Qualifying for Sao Paulo GP at 2:30pm ET on ESPNews   (formula1.com) divider line
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Mitch Taylor's Bro [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 8:03:03 PM  
He was just beaming in parc ferme!
 
poconojoe [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 8:33:10 PM  
a Haas on pole.

are these the end times?
 
Carter Pewterschmidt [TotalFark]
2022-11-11 8:48:00 PM  
Not bad for a guy who was unemployed at the start of the season. There's a few cars out of order for the start, with only a few laps to do something. Should be fun.
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 11:58:41 AM  
Will there be clownshoes at T1?
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:09:22 PM  
I decided to turn on qualifying yesterday just in time for Q3. That was crazy and full credit to Haas for getting KMag out there in front of everyone else, taking advantage of their pit lane position to do so.
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:13:48 PM  

question_dj: Will there be clownshoes at T1?


No.  It is a sprint race so even though people will want to improve, it is not at the expense of ruining a race car.  Furthermore, we are at the end of the season and who knows where teams are in the cost cap so doing a lot of damage for a qualifying race, could really have lasting consequences so teams will likely play it safe given so much has already been settled.
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:13:49 PM  
Meanwhile, here is this week's reason why I hope the Las Vegas GP is an unmitigated disaster for everyone involved:

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Yes, they are planning to block the Bellagio fountains with a oversized grandstand with suites. Apparently, it will only be available to people who buy a hotel stay package at the Bellagio and other hotels owned by MGM Resorts (which is the whole west side of the Strip from the Bellagio south, plus the MGM Grand)
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:21:35 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: He was just beaming in parc ferme!


The cross eyed look into the camera was hilarious.
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:22:31 PM  
Pierre exercising
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:23:08 PM  

Daedalus27: question_dj: Will there be clownshoes at T1?

No.  It is a sprint race so even though people will want to improve, it is not at the expense of ruining a race car.  Furthermore, we are at the end of the season and who knows where teams are in the cost cap so doing a lot of damage for a qualifying race, could really have lasting consequences so teams will likely play it safe given so much has already been settled.


**laughs in Red Bull**
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:24:31 PM  

King Something: Daedalus27: question_dj: Will there be clownshoes at T1?

No.  It is a sprint race so even though people will want to improve, it is not at the expense of ruining a race car.  Furthermore, we are at the end of the season and who knows where teams are in the cost cap so doing a lot of damage for a qualifying race, could really have lasting consequences so teams will likely play it safe given so much has already been settled.

**laughs in Red Bull**


They should have got slapped harder, but the loss of wind tunnel time is not nothing.

Weather looks ok for the sprint
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:24:51 PM  

Daedalus27: question_dj: Will there be clownshoes at T1?

No.  It is a sprint race so even though people will want to improve, it is not at the expense of ruining a race car.  Furthermore, we are at the end of the season and who knows where teams are in the cost cap so doing a lot of damage for a qualifying race, could really have lasting consequences so teams will likely play it safe given so much has already been settled.


After the limp-wristed punishment Red Bull got, I think some teams won't care too much about going over the cost cap by a million or so.
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:29:08 PM  
The Clerc was a salty boy yesterday.
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:31:11 PM  
Dry race? Goddammit
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:33:22 PM  
Emmo looks like an elderly hobbit
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:33:44 PM  

NINEv2: The Clerc was a salty boy yesterday.


I'm convinced he can't meet his full potential with Ferrari because of their terrible strategy calls
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:35:49 PM  
Relatively clean...
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:36:14 PM  
first lap complete

no clownshoes, Kmag still in P1
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:36:42 PM  
Thanks for showing the pass assholes
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2022-11-12 2:37:27 PM  

desertgeek: NINEv2: The Clerc was a salty boy yesterday.

I'm convinced he can't meet his full potential with Ferrari because of their terrible strategy calls


As long as Biknownothing is team principal, Ferrari will continue to Ferrari themselves in the foot.
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:37:41 PM  

NINEv2: Thanks for showing the pass assholes


Why would you want to show any action when we can focus on the gap with the leaders
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:38:57 PM  
Well that was a fun lap. See yall tomorrow.
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:40:39 PM  
Its actually nice to see some movement in the field
 
poconojoe [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:44:29 PM  
that blocking was almost a disaster
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:44:43 PM  
Or not. That was dirty.
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:45:53 PM  

NINEv2: Or not. That was dirty.


Oh yea, that could have been a disaster
 
poconojoe [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:46:02 PM  
if I'm Vettel, since I'm retiring, I might just teach young Mr. Stroll a lesson
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:46:10 PM  
George complaining about Max exceeding track limits.

Because if there's one thing the FIA loves to do, it's enforcing the rules -- especially when a Red Bull driver is the one breaking the rules.
 
poconojoe [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:49:21 PM  
this is incredible racing
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:49:27 PM  
Nice clean racing
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:50:46 PM  
Red bull is good on a long lap. Everyone else is good on a short lap
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:51:08 PM  
Albon is out
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2022-11-12 2:51:22 PM  

King Something: George complaining about Max exceeding track limits.

Because if there's one thing the FIA loves to do, it's enforcing the rules -- especially when a Red Bull driver is the one breaking the rules.


Red Bull? Exceeding track limits?? UNPOSSIBLE!!! Let's punish the complainer with a 5-second penalty for exceeding track limits!!!!
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:52:03 PM  
There you go George
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:53:15 PM  
Nice, now lets see if Verstappen can come back
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:53:40 PM  
Not sure what happened to Alex, but a track marshal put a block on the tire to stop rolling -- even if his car is back to 100%, the external help means he's done for the day.

Also George in P1 now
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:53:59 PM  
Merc is fast in clean air
 
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:54:31 PM  
Have Mercedes finally figured out their car?
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:54:55 PM  
Stroll - 10 sec penalty for being a dipshiat
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:55:49 PM  
Ricciardo, Zhou, and Hamilton under investigation for grid infringements

Stroll gets a 10 second time penalty (not a 10 second stop-and-go) for dangerous maneuver.
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2022-11-12 2:56:02 PM  

desertgeek: Stroll - 10 sec penalty for being a dipshiat


You mean he finally got called for it?
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:57:00 PM  
Red bull should get a meat ball
 
JasonOfOrillia [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:57:53 PM  
nm.  Verstappen's car is having a bad day.
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:58:15 PM  
Wow, Verstappen should be salty tomorrow
 
NINEv2
2022-11-12 2:58:59 PM  

Daedalus27: Wow, Verstappen should be salty tomorrow


They really should meatball that car
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:59:06 PM  
Lewis passes Max for P3
 
desertgeek
2022-11-12 2:59:15 PM  

Daedalus27: Wow, Verstappen should be salty tomorrow


How is that different than any other day of the week?
 
Daedalus27
2022-11-12 2:59:40 PM  

desertgeek: Daedalus27: Wow, Verstappen should be salty tomorrow

How is that different than any other day of the week?


It is a day ending in Y...
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 2:59:52 PM  
Danny, Guanyu, and Lewis will be investigated after the sprint
 
question_dj [TotalFark]
2022-11-12 3:01:55 PM  
RB should swap position, they wont
 
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